Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

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>claiming yume

Miho claimed

Claimed hello

Your dreams will become a reality, soon enough

Akiko claimed

>#bringbackminimalism!!!
just alright?? everything going good for you?
i wish....i never have plans lol

Apparently I cant climb into bed.
Nerf Irelia.

Drinking that all at once was a mistake edition

My brothered got offered £1.5k for a PC from a friend of his.
I'm not jealous at all.

Mines only a 300, also without ABS. Or did you forget? Plus, yours is a standard! It'll give me something to work on without 2000 fairings to take off!
>Nerf Irelia
Pls no, she's my main. ;~;

I aim to please.
And post cat stuff.

Its ok it will pass. Just be sure to drink water.

claimed. ayy

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I dont have many cat pics.

That much? Damn. That's expensive, I got my computer cheaper than that.

Claimed
About to go play overwatch for a bit. be back later

Renek > Irelia. Even now.
It tasted so bad. And now Ive gassed myself in my bed. Send help.

>Im the cook

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until she gets triforce

For whatever reason, a -ton- of the fan art of my waifu is cat-related.
Like, more than any other theme, even ones actually relevant to the game she's in.

Yep, just trying not to let the existential crisis set in.
His friend is super rich and has no idea what to do with the money so he kind of just gives it away.

Headless blue eyefucked robot claimed

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jon seena

You will be fine.

Thats odd. You know i bought clannad and only played it for 3 hours.

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Spendy. Were you not liking it?

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Time to hand Yui over Syndra.

ouch...is there anything you wanna talk about??

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By that point Renek has armor/health and Sterakks. Just needs to bully to shit. And I play a mean bully Renek.
>beat a Garen top. Before that a Jax.
>they both fought Renekton.
>Rules 1,2 and 3.
I watch wrestling so that meme got old fast when he had 5 months out due to injury.
I know. I just know Im gonna regret waking up at 6am due to worktime waking up.
>dont need to work tomorrow
You wouldn't steal waifus. Not till we killed ourselves.
user getting better ships than Shinoa.

I do. I went though one arc already. Just haven't played it since.

>Nigger.
I don't really come here to talk about specifics, I just enjoy everyone's company.

Oh I see. Maybe you should become friends with him also, clearly not for his greed.

Don't.

Wtf

Well if you have off that good just sleep it off.

No
Im stealing them so you kill yourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=APpcrBKswl0

Ahh yeah i know that feeling. It's really easy to put down a VN and just never pick it back up. I've done that to a couple of the odder ones i've played.

Eh?

Thats the plan.
>tfw the double beds quilt cant quite become a fort over you
>feet or top of head are exposed
>dammit I need an oven tonight, its cold as balls.
But I need Rory to kill me.
Hello there you little monster.
Shinoas ships are cancer.

i don't play top but irelia is busted af right now. a smart person would play safe early until their power spike and try to outscale. not saying renekton is a bad champ or anything, but i just think you have to capitalize on other people's mistakes to win with him moreso than other champs.

I'm sure he has a really nice...personality.
I will find you, and I will kill you.
>user getting better ships than Shinoa.
Not exactly a high bar.

it doesn't hurt to get it out, but i won't make you talk!! lol
hmmm....im not sure how i feel about that....
thank you homu!!! you're awesome lol

Least i got clannad on sale and i have yet to finish Higurashi no Naku Koro ni VN i have on steam too.

Its like 80f here right now.

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Well sure. Why are you linking me?
Am i getting shipped and i missed it?

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Damit!

I do that. I wait for them to engage on me before combo. Save the E for when they try to run, and second E back. I basically hug minions and keep my rage high. If I push too far I fall back. Im in B4 intentionally, I hate playing ranked.
Currently 0.3 outside. And the house was built in 1995.
The user with the marriage image.

Yuno claimed

That pic is awesome.

>Not exactly a high bar.
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what Sup Forums is all about

We was married what the fuck is your problem?
Thanks for the kind words, but It's nothing to serious.

Where you live?

Wew, did I just get hit with a brick and have 12 wrenches thrown into my plans. Ain't this just a mess of a night for me?

OH. I just read right over those things. My bad.

Capital of Aussieland
Oh shit. Were you riding?

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Or blackmail him.

>Mio

Nah, I was planning to break up within the month. But they just hit me with the news that the doctors told them that they have a life threatening infection and it's going to need surgery to get rid of. There's no way I could put them through a break up when they have to go through all that too. My nature wouldn't let me, and my conscious would kill me.

>Shinoa's ships are cancer.

>Not exactly a high bar.


Pretty much

That sounds like plan.

not as awesome as you though!! lol
>dat filename though
are you sure?? im here if you wanna talk!

So you having Christmas in July?

Jesus. My chef had a friend go through nearly that exact situation.
>she fell into a coma through asthma
>her family hated the guy
>did what they could to bar him from the room
>he was going to propose the day she went into the coma
>a week and a half later she pulled through
>broke it off in advice from her family
Dont do it till your SO recovers and is stable. Its good to see that people still care about others well eing though. I've seen too many heartless things go down.
>Jesus I get wordy when drunk

xmas

Fuck that. Too much effort and it never snows here. Too low down and in the middle of a bunch of plains.

>Rory-sama

Go for it. If something goes wrong, don't blame me

maki claimed

>I'll fucking sue you mate.
You're too nice Kagami.
Everything's pretty alright.

Konata must be really happy about that pic.

>Favorite artist has a Christmas pic
The feeling is pure

I'm probably not as over them as I'd like to believe, but I know I want done and away with this relationship. I guess I still care for them in a close friend kind of way though... regardless, I think with the conversation that just happened, they already know it's coming.

Yes

Thats no fun

im not!! i just like doing what's right!!
that's good to hear, i hope things get better for you
b-but...konata and kagami are just friends!!! i swear!!

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But they always wanted to **** with each other.

That leg gap

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she meant play!!! like y'know....video games!!!
nothing weird!!

If they know, best to come out and clean. Add that its a bad time and youll support as a friend, but not as a gf. And still support, show up in hospital every few days. If he refuses, bring him a drink and ask a nurse to give it to him. As hard as it will be, its probably the best time.
>If we know its coming, the suspense kills us harder than the news.
The right thing is often harder than the easier thing.
>Thats just me though.
Its a fuckton of work for cooks. I dont want to spend a day in a kitchen at home, I have my job for that.
Have another Xmas.

Homu... Ive always wanted a music persons idea on the newest Muse album. Ive only really liked 2 songs - Panic Station and Survival.

>Rory-sama

Just get a bucket of KFC

I was reading some stuff and it's likely that she meant cosplay.

Try me, I'd like to see how far you'd get

>Watch out guys we've got a badass over here.

y-yeah!! that's it!! nothing weird to see here!!

You better believe it

Now's the time to sound like a bit of a loser.
It's an online relationship, long distance and all that. And while that may sound like it makes things easier, when you empathize and can relate to others as easy as I do, it makes things just as hard. I can promise you Rory, if this was IRL, I'd never be able to do it. They haven't text me back since it seemed like they figured it out, so I'm assuming they're losing it right now.

I always hear people loving leg gaps. I've got one, and i find it normal. What's the dealio?

I'm a total pleb outside electronic, didn't listen to it yet.

Cool story.

Like a real leg gap?

>Like a real leg gap?
No, they fake ones.
Jesus christ calm the fuck down you crazy bitch

And with that, I'll be back in a bit.

I'm calm. I just wanted a excuse to use that picture to see how it looked. Bye for now Yui

Thanks I'm becoming a writer

>Mio

Uh huh.

>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Sorry for asking but guy or girl? I find it hot.

I call it dirty bird for a reason
Im a highly empathic person. Trust me, Ive lost it a few times online over longtime friends breaking it off. But even so, Ive lost 2 face to face friends. Both of them my doing. Both of them tore me apart. One of them contacted me and I broke down to a friend of the other one. I know what its like to lose friendships. If its long distance, its still hard as fuck. Ask a question like do you think this will work. Even if thats hard, its getting him to think about it. And if he responds with are you thinking of breaking it off, tell the truth. You lose the worst of friends - those who manipulate you for your honesty - by being truthful. Thats something I learned the hard way. And something I resolved to never happen again. Now with both friends, Im cointed as the closest of one, and the other changed her phone number and gave me her new number. One of fifteen people.
Rightyo then.

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Sup claw.

>Rory-sama

>I call it dirty bird for a reason
Wat?

Last time I had it Im still feeling the shits 2 weeks later.
>I have a fucked digestive system
>Literally

>Rory-sama