I cant find my toe nail clippers.. I cant take it any more

I cant find my toe nail clippers.. I cant take it any more.

What do Sup Forums?

kill yourself

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do an hero in streaming, only way out Sup Forumsro

cut your toes off that way you dont need them anymore

Geez... Use your teeth~

Bite them off

Brake a shaving razor and use the blade to cut your toenails. Do this everytime

STREAM YOURSELF BITING NAYLS

Do this I've tried it and it works

>what are scissors

step one: get drunk
step two: use scissors

Step one: done....

Step two.. Get ready.

Toe knife!

Like this?

what the fuck kind of mutant claws do you filthy assholes have, where scissors are an option? christ.

Buy some tomorrow, they aren't terribly expensive. That or try looking a little harder.

get to snippin

There are certain types of scissors designed for this, but they're smaller and slightly curved. Pic related.

Mind you, I'd wager that most people here weren't thinking of those.

This would certainly solve the problem. But what about getting laid? What girl would fuck a dude with no toes? How about walking? That would be a bit hard without toes wouldn't it Sup Forums? WTF?

so OP doesn't have standard-ass nail clippers around but he's going to have some of those. of course. makes total sense.

Cant find any nail clippers. Are scissors okay?

Rip them

Scissors

well you have pliers right?

use ur fingernails to shorten ur toe nails, i do it all the time