Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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Cancetism;
When one suffers from cancer and autusim, as shown above

anonymous doesn't have leaders you newfag

also

kek you cant do shit

a knife ? really? anonymous wont do that kind of immaturity you fuckard

Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.

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You're just plain boring. How many times are you going to post this same identical boring thread?

Either your taking the bait or you are the bait.
Kek

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>Dear Sup Forums
U fuckn gay mate?

For being the most popular hacktivist group in the world, Anonymous sure doesn't do anything relatively important.

Thank god for b soaking up all the teen retards

>they don't recognize the pasta

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this is true, my guess is they are busy stealing money/stealing info/smoking weed

>It's us, Anonymous, once again.
>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>Leader
>Anonymous
lol.

>expoct us

why is this meme of the son so popular

Pasta's gone stale mate.

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Kind of hope this is real if only it meant the end of POL

The

>Kind of hope this is real

Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.

@ u

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no u

>newfag

>expecto patronis

STFU u lil faggot. Take your fucking bread knife and do us a favor and kill yourself.

Bonus points if anyone gets this on tv as a credible threat. Do it for the holez! P in da V

I really hope you're some faggot that will just say IT'S BAIT BRO YOU FELL FOR MY BAIT
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS THEY BETRAYED US AND GOT 9GAG AND THEY MITE HACK ALL OF US TO AND WE NEED TO STOP THEM
WE NEED TO HACK
WELL MAKE HACKING TEAMS I LEAD TEAM ONE GO GO GO!
Hackerleader OUT

OKAY GUYS SOMEONE BACKTRACE THE IP AND DDOS THEM AND LOCK UP THEYRE COMPUTER
MAKE AN ENTRYWAY FOR THE REST OF US TO GET IN
I'M ALREADY UH HACKING PAST THE DATASHIELD BUT WE NEED MORE POWER

WE HAVE TO DO ALL OF THE HACKS ON THEM EVERYBODY TOGETHER GO!

WE NEED TO GET THE FAZE CLAN TO HELP US I'M THE LEADER ILL GO CALL EVERYONE

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