Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Don't forget to lube up, Syndra.
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Claimed, just lurking for now
As a big hip hop fan, even at its most gimmicky and even untalented artists, Childish Gambino takes the Shit cake. Not only does he have the worst ear for beats in hip hop, but he consistently goes on the laziest, easiest to flow over beats to create a pseudoflow that braindead fans consider "good" because the beat is so easy. He relies on image more than ANYONE in hip hop, using the "o look guys I'm riding the fence between the black and white communities" shtick in a disgustingly distasteful way.
He makes no attempt at internal rhyme, and his inflection is flat and unevocative. He's also cringey enough to warrant a punch in his pandering wanna-be conscious face. People think he has a lot to say, but outside of a few witty punchlines that he has borrowed from his own fucking comedy before, his storytelling is inane and not detailed, and never makes an interesting or thought provoking point.
He is the epitome of shitty cancer rap.
Good morning everyone, how's it going?
Nyanpasu
Fuck off
>Don't forget to lube up
>Mfw
Miho claimed
>Syndra
wew
>lube up
it's gonna be a spicy thread!!!
kagami claimed!
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed before bed. Goodnight everyone.
Akiko claimed
With the power of her beauty I have been granted 3 gets in a row
Now tell me if that ain't some voodoo magic prophecy shit
kyle
it's 6am but goodnight
dal
>no bugs
Im not even mad
I like this post kyle
Night Mugen!
>dat ass
Morning Renge, you missed the Syndra x Miho post!
My love
No lube? You're gonna do it rough?
Nice fucking pic Syndra
>dat ass
I would fuck the green cyborg ninja dude
Morning Renge
I just had some prophetic gets, Syndra has to lube up, Esdeath had an autistic breakdown and I'm well on my way to get the bronze star
>dat ass
You know it
Nah, I just got to this thread late and didn't claim til now. How are you Makoto?
>also the imgur link in the OP makes it hard to miss
Just gotta bite the pillow.
How to spot a western fujoshit:
Do you like Dr. Who?
If it is anything other than "it's ok" or "no" you've found one.
Hot
>claiming yume
Shizuru get
Tired with a slight headache edition
Esdeath has been having an autistic breakdown since before I went to bed, christ. How long did that last?
How are you best tights?
Well, some shit went down, I'm in a rather precarious situation, and I ain't enjoying one bit of it. But that's life I suppose. At least I got some Shinedown to help me along the way.
That ass damn fam
Im kind of the same. But im also drinking chocolate milk.
thank you kyle I enjoy this meme too
when your head is almost bigger than your body that happens :o
What's better than girl on girl? Akiko on Akiko of course
Maybe a thread and a half where it was really bad. 2 great copypastas sprang forth from his borderline insane ramblings. The more you read them less sense they start making. It's fucking gold.
Akiko has best booty
Nice and firm, with the gloss of a peach
I'm not sure how that's pertinent but alright.
Considering trying to sleep before the sun gets all bright and stuff. How goes that blocking it out thing?
I am not actually a chibi though...
Girl on girl with a 2 ended dildo
Love it.
wew
Sounds like you have some experience.
Im running a window unit now. Cause its going to be 92 today. Its also 925am. Damit......
C-claimed~
L-Lewd...
Oh. So sun blocking plans are cancelled because you bought an AC?
Damn.
Also, 92? Boo hoo. I think today is suppose to hit low 100s here.
Stupid sun.
>claim
L-lewd..
Not really here but kinda.
Goodnight.
You should get that stutter checked
I love this homo pic :3
can you be?
goodwill megumin
this is great is that incest or masturbation?
I like pics like this.
Sounds great
I sure do love these pictures
Discount Megumin
Did the lewd summon you?
RIP Kirino
Yume asking the real questions
I'm not sure. I'd probably do some other things first if i knew i had that power though.
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gonna take a long shower, see you guys in a bit!!
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>checked
This is a neat pic
>eye is bigger than her torso
Congratulations
Come on
this isn't what i wanted.....
>overwatch hitboxes.
I'm getting Dio-level gets today
Congratulations you two
>inb4 Syndra deleted her post
I accidentally put this version as my background
I'm going to keep it
Indeed
We had one sitting in the back sun room so i put it in my window. Im fat heat kills me. Heat index was also 110 yesterday.
My body is ready
called it
Hey everyone! What's going on?
You can't escape fate.
>that means don't worry
Damn Syndra is just getting everyone tonight.
And why is that?
>overwatch hitboxes.
Holy shit
I think I'm the only one who got that
I fucking knew it
ITT: Syndra deleting her posts
Sebastian ^_^
post more :O
this count?
I may or may not have shamelessly stolen it from Sup Forums
Nothing much just playing some wows.
Stupid fucking sun. Let's burn it down. That sounds reasonable, right?
Im done with this.
See you in hell
no no no no no no, i don't want this at all!!
o-oh!! well i hope fate will be fair to me!! lol
This pic gives me mischievous ideas, have my favourite chibi.
Heya mexico, how are you?
That's the only one I have, unfortunately
>trips
The lewds has summoned me out of my job..
I got the day off so I'm here now~
Congrats~
Hello darkness my old friend
KYS?
Is that what's happening?
NOPE, she doesn't have me....
youtube.com
>i gotta take that shower now...before something else happens....
Is that true, Syndra?
And also why?
Hey coalition, how's it going?
About to do the same, what server are you on?
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
BOY HE DID IT
I am good, but I am cold, no one to snuggle with ;-;
why didn't homo just carry nukes?
pots
times are cold ;-;
how are you?
mugi
Her hair, her eyes, her expression and blush
I'm a sucker for purple eyes and I just love the face she makes
I'll take it as an original Shiki
You can't escape, the wedding bells have tolled
>got the day off
Ah so you have plenty of time to join us in Overwatch later
cereal
Eu, but probably about to head outside for a walk soon.
>why didn't homo just carry nukes?
Because nukes are rather hard to steal, especially from Japan.
Well you have good taste.
STAHP!!!! the wedding bells are broken!! im running away from the marriage by taking a shower...
>sucker for purple eyes
So is this your type?
That feel when putting my tuck up for sale.
Na Kleinshiro wie gehts?
Nur ein bissel Overwatch und Hearthstone spielen sonst nichts besonderes
Was?
What's your favorite cereal, moooogster?
too soon ;-;
nice feet city
>
Because she has fairplay.
i don't eat cereal
ostensibly
Ew, you take showers?
Pretty sure that's dark blue but he can knuckle my ass any day
How much do you ask for it
>not eating cereal in 2016
i do....like 3 or 4 a day
i don't have a problem i swear.....
Where the fuck is rikka or nibutani?!?!?
youtu.be
You know, you can masturbate OUTSIDE of the shower...
nice pic :Oooooooooo
nigga I'm gonna find out where you live and shove my spoon in that cracka ass mouth of yours
It's just not something I eat
Not often anyway
I mean I'm a fucking weirdo because I only eat cereal without milk for some reason whenever I DO eat it
8k I dont want to sell it but it better then it getting reposed. I just hope it sells fast.
Off to home I go.
I was joking but I'm actually gonna do it now holy shit mugi
Poor Konata.. One day you'll be able to snuggle up to someone~
Exactly! Been a while since I played that game so I'll suck more than usual
>topkek
w-what?!? i don't do that!!!
it's just so warm in the shower....
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You don't eat milk with cereal? So you eat it dry? I understand, because I used to do that as a snack but that still feels wrong. How could you do this Mugi