Guys I don't know what to do

Guys I don't know what to do

I was doing coke with my friend and my gf the other night, we were drinking a bit. The coke made us all a bit horny and we somehow got around to talking about a possible mfm threesome

It was only talk at first, and sort of came up jokingly, but then because of the coke one thing led to another and we ended up in the bedroom

I took my clothes off so my gf could suck me. She was a little awkward at first, not sure who to kiss as she was taking our clothes off. Then my friend went to take off his pants and my heart sank. He had the biggest thickest cock I've ever seen before.

My gf got really intense with him and ended up fucking him most of the time with me in her mouth, she came like seven times

TL:DR: My friend ended up having a bigger dick than me and destroyed my gf

She's already talking about doing it a second time, wtf do I do?

You fucked up. She loved his dick and shes not really your girlfriend anymore... lol

If not copy pasta, grab a knife and cut off your friends dick.

you don't have to have a big dick to make her love you. let them fuck. but make sure she still loves you

Do you... want to try sucking it with her? Just have fun with it, it's not like you married the girl.

>ITT: Cuck propaganda

>be you
>cut wrists
>die

This is fake as fuck. No she didn't cum 7 times and if you enough come to make you have retarded thoughts you wouldn't be able to get an erection. It'd be like pulling on toffee on a hot day.

Op is wannabe cuck buy can't get grills.

*Enough coke

You recommend mff so you can fuck her friend while she fucks yours. Win win

>Admit to your girlfriend you'll never be able to pleasure her like he does
>Become her chastized cuck
>Get used to cleaning up her cumpussy with your tongue after he fucks her

If you're lucky she'll also make you suck his cock for her entertainment.

You've obviously never had cocaine psychosis before lol ur a retard fam

Wasn't good coke if you managed all that. Doing dirty blow and let your friend in with your girl, sounds like beta cuck boy.

I've done plenty of blow and never had that. You're the one making up cuck stories on the internet famalamajimjam.

hahaha have threesome with girlfriend and think things will be fine.....loser

I did not need to read this you fuckin cuck. Kill yourself you pathetic waste of space.

i'm not op bruh. ur the 1 making up that uve done drugz on the internet boi oh shit waddup.

Better find a new gf OP, bummer

FUCK YOU, OP.

Also vote for Trump so we don't have to listen to these cucks no more

You've already lost her.
Get out before you get hurt worse.

That's the last time you'll get fucked up on coke

>this
anyone with half a braincell knows that threesomes with their partner is going to end bad

You fucked up and she wants his dick now. Get a new pussy and stop being a beta.btw she's a whore

Nah, I'll probably pour it out on my desk and bury my face in it tbh. But shit, maybe you're right...

Make him buy the blow next time

No u

>neckbeard detected

You made a massive mistake don't make it worse and don't do it again.

Don't be a degenerate by getting fucked up all the time

as massive as his friends dick lol

...

Jeff?

Actually you know what..do it again you're gonna get rid of her anyway. Have a good time

If this was actually his friend
>one could only hope

>promoting being a cuck

Step 1:Get friend to have threesome with his gf (or a friend of his )
Step 2:Enjoy
Step 3:Tell your gf ,3.5 :Dump her
Step 4 : Quit coka-colla ,be a man.
Alternate-Stop lying

OH SHIT! It's about to go down Sup Forumsros

>the jehovas witnesses of cuckery

no, shut up, stop fantasizing and go watch some maury

Steve???

NO! I still have hope for this thread

Whats up with all the undercover cuck threads lately

Nahh if it was jeff you'd be asking if I was byron

Lmao I didn't think this was a common thing in the world

Shut up, cuck.

i cringed mate, you lost that game bro, start searching for new gf

what does your friend say? is he the "bro type" and is like "i would never steal your gf bro" because that's what i would have done even if my friends gf hit on me

unless by "friend" you mean a guy that you know for like a month or so in whoch case he totally deserves to punk you

Byron!

wtf, the same shit happened to you?

greentext, nao.

Had the same going with my friend.. i think good Coke does that..

so you fucked your friend?

Nah. But close to ..

so he fucked your girlfriend?

>partying at my house, drinking doing lines
>jeff's woman had been over earlier to swim in my pool with my bm, looked sexy as fuck
>>jokingly bring it up when jeff's fucked up for a mfm threescore
>jeff is a runescape nerd with no confidence, but K talks him up
>keep bs'ing about it, drinking, doing more coke, notice k keeps rubbing his dick
>> Don't know why, don't care why, he agrees to it
>> fucked his woman for over an hour, he was basically the 3rd wheel in the threesome.
> my dick was at least 3 inches bigger than his, as soon as he saw it you could see what little confidence he had left begin to fade
> cum on her back, although I let some spray inside first
> Jeff acted cool after, K had weak legs
>> She's been back at my house once already for more blow, and we did in fact fuck without him
>> If jeff, sorry not sorry, she's fine as fuck

If greenteXT fails fuck mobile

Enjoy getting stuck with my kid, buddy. She's pregnant and I aint paying for SHIIIIIIET.

Shiiieeeeeeet

Definitely not jeff, she's already got a kid with him, she's not pregnant.

Cause when a woman has had a kid once she can't have a second.

Nigga, you fuckin' serious?

If she's pregnant that kid won't last
Those 2 have been drinking at my place for months. She goes out every friday/saturday night and gets shit faced at bars.
And she smokes at least a pack of smokes, if not more, a day

So in the chance she is pregnant. She is doing everything in her power to make sure that kid ends up a potato.

Yep, she'll probably have an FAS baby. Which is going to be expensive as fuck to take care of, bruh. You fucked up.

>you've apparently never heard of paternity tests

>good luck not paying shit when they will take it out your wages

>it's like arguing with jeff's unborn potato

No, you don't understand, fella. It's yours, faggot.

...
>like arguing with jeff's unborn potato

your speak would have knocked her up, mine from 2 days ago wouldn't show up in a paternity test.

You'd have no leverage in a court of law beyond hearsay.

You dun goofed when you let your girl on my dick after YOU knocked her up

I still get to fuck her, and she will take your ass for child support

>summer is here

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Bogdan is it you ????

Yes Jeff it's me.

Shiiieeeeeet

FUck off, CUCKS

this thread pisses me off so much...

Dont do coke

It sounds less like a coke thing than his girlfriend doesn't take him much into account.

Fucking bullshit.

doing coke can't possibly make you horny, don't know what they sellout for coke but that's probably not it.
And doing a threesome with a dude is gay

Relevant statements made.

Farewell

lol OP you had to have known that was a possibilty. You can't get mad when he has a bigger dick and wrecks your girlfriend's pussy. You brought it up.

nice trips.

It's not gay as long as balls don't touch