Alright blue team, two risotto and one scallops please. Don't fuck up this time.
Alright blue team, two risotto and one scallops please. Don't fuck up this time
I burnt the scallops
What's a risotto? Is that like ramen?
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?
No you dumb fuck! Are you kidding me?!
2 minutes chef!
Scallops are served raw, right Chef!?
Chef no chef
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ok how do you boil the water?
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I boiled the scallops and put the rice thing in the microwave...so now it's 14 minutes Chef!
Risotto are those small things with legs, right?
Those are chinks dammit
>two risotto and one scallops
The water is BURNT!
>two risotto and one scallops.
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CHEF, RISOTTO IS READY(ISH), CHEF!
Thank you.Okay one wellington and three spaghetti yes?
Just preparing the cow for the lamb risotto Chef, scallops up in 6 as soon as the chicken stock has reduced.
oh shit .. chef we got a problem
Its a rice dish. Cooked in chicken,vegi, or veal stock till it has a creamy texture. Typically served with Chorizzo and mushroom or squash and feta
chef, how much spagetti i have to put in the spagetti?
Ok got three spaghetti...we good?
>Scallops
>chicken stock
you are fired user
The lamb risotto is served with lamb. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FUCKING LAMB RISOTTO YOU DONKEY!
dumbass try nameing something thats actually itallian when you talk about risotto
we are out of wellingtons sir
>dumbass
>nameing
That spaghetti is cooked perfectly. Service please.
Cooked it now.
3 sphaghetti ready chef!!!
What are you?
Fuck you faggots, lrn2listen to gordon! He asked for 3 spaghetti alright?!!!!
the spaghetti fell out of my pocket chef wat do i do now
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