Alright blue team, two risotto and one scallops please. Don't fuck up this time

Alright blue team, two risotto and one scallops please. Don't fuck up this time.

I burnt the scallops

What's a risotto? Is that like ramen?

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?

No you dumb fuck! Are you kidding me?!

2 minutes chef!

Scallops are served raw, right Chef!?

Chef no chef

...

ok how do you boil the water?

...

I boiled the scallops and put the rice thing in the microwave...so now it's 14 minutes Chef!

Risotto are those small things with legs, right?

Those are chinks dammit

>two risotto and one scallops

The water is BURNT!

>two risotto and one scallops.

...

CHEF, RISOTTO IS READY(ISH), CHEF!

Thank you.Okay one wellington and three spaghetti yes?

Just preparing the cow for the lamb risotto Chef, scallops up in 6 as soon as the chicken stock has reduced.

oh shit .. chef we got a problem

Its a rice dish. Cooked in chicken,vegi, or veal stock till it has a creamy texture. Typically served with Chorizzo and mushroom or squash and feta

chef, how much spagetti i have to put in the spagetti?

Ok got three spaghetti...we good?

>Scallops
>chicken stock

you are fired user

The lamb risotto is served with lamb. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FUCKING LAMB RISOTTO YOU DONKEY!

dumbass try nameing something thats actually itallian when you talk about risotto

we are out of wellingtons sir

>dumbass
>nameing

That spaghetti is cooked perfectly. Service please.

Cooked it now.
3 sphaghetti ready chef!!!

What are you?

Fuck you faggots, lrn2listen to gordon! He asked for 3 spaghetti alright?!!!!

the spaghetti fell out of my pocket chef wat do i do now

...