Eternal /trb/

Yesterday thread:
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
pastebin.com/grLucSzY

Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=zqqq8uqSDnk

Oh right. Didn't read that part.

First for the elusive Libero

It sure is unpopular.
But there is no dispute in taste so go for it.

xth for gook qts

>mfw skimming through the end of the last thread
hey, mates, etc.

5nd for Maisie

whatever you say m8

TIL: NYCFC swept Cascadia this year.
This league is bretty funny

Final game of a brutal inaugural season is at 0-0 when 2 minutes are added at the end of the second half. Fucking Philadelphia scores at 92:21 for a 1-0 win except that when I get the ball back for some reason at 93:40, my dudes immediately shove their dicks right back up Philly's ass and score, game ends in a 1-1 draw.

No fucking idea what the hell just happened but I'm glad the goddamn season is over. Also finally managed to convince the board to give me a feeder club. Two, actually. Progress.

Chilly's probably on his way to a FEMA camp, so I'll ask you
why can't Texas legally secede?

Who /USA USA USA/ here?

Texas is already part of South America though.

Actually legally, like beside the fact that we'd just invade and annex mexico if they do?

Here.
Have the lineup been announced?

Your thinking So Cal

why would you annex mexico over texas leaving the US?

They're both full of Spanish-speaking are-they-or-aren't-they Americans so I think you can give me this one.

Drug money.

The same reason we annexed Puerto Rico and the Phillipines over us blowing up one of our boats.

how much would it cost to commission Zyklon Ben to draw something about Maine being an inside job?

You could probably get someone on /x/ to do it for free

yeah, but I like his art
the one he claims to be original and somehow lacks the straightforward depiction of who's really behind it all (he seems to do a crappier job with those versions)

>implying they haven't already made that at some point

>tfw no butters to talk about the Spanish-American war

I'm laughing too hard at AC Milan to care that I 0 pointed this years CL.

squad selection rules in Denmark are a bit of a cunt

I believe that we will win..

>I'm laughing too hard at AC Milan
What did they do?

>going on /x/

Look at the bottom left of the screen frienderino

Ah

well this is a match that happened

>Defence? What the fuck is that boss?

>4-3
>5-4
fans certainly getting their moneys worth

Who /lifelong Marseille/ here?

I must admit that I have a very gung-ho approach

You live by the sword, you die by the sword.
I like it.

evening lads, how go the saves?

Deleted my first save in 16 and started a new one.

bretty good fella thanks, i won da libertadores

Wasn't even the picture I wanted

I'm in a bit of a rough patch, was beating everyone today and now i got out of the EL and tied 2 games in the league
at least the season's finishing so I'll get to start again and try to build the squad harmony from scratch

About to start my Puerto Rico Pay Debents Challange

Should I buy FM 16?
Normally I avoid the need to buy the updated version every year, but I've been playing FM 12 for 5 years now. Starting to wonder if it's time for an upgrade.
What's changed? Is it worth it?

also I don't know what is happening but I'm poaching a lot of great regens because every club is accepting my low bids
It's like it's broken and knows I'm having a bad day

>club philosophy is youth production
>get this
Fuck off laddie

If you see it on steam sale get it.

Just try the demo.

It is, $17, hence why I'm asking.
Although I notice now there's also a billion microtransaction available at like 50 cents?
The fuck is with all of those?

>microtransaction
they only apply to the casual game mode which no-one plays.

Its stupid shit like (Wenger mode) no sacking no matter how bad you are

Honestly didnt even know about them

Then yeah get it. Microtransactions are for casuals that don't know how to DB or how not to get sacked.

>no sacking no matter how bad you are
People actually do this?

>People actually do this?
They aren't people.

I don't understand it either. If you something like that play fifa.

They only apply to Classic mode or whatever the fuck its called now though anyway. Which is good since you know someone isn't being a cheating cunt (at least not through buying shit like that) as long as they're playing proper mode.

Will there ever be an option to start off as an under 18's/21's coach that isn't for a national team?

>desperately need a keeper
>scouts bring back a 21 year old with 4* CA
>but he's not fully scouted
>no club
>willing to sign for 10k p/w
>but he's not fully scouted
>wanted by AC Milan, Roma and Valencia
>international who played at the last world cup
>but he's not fully scouted
>pick him up out of desperation
>what could go wrong? his keeper stats look promising even at the minimum boundaries
>he'll fit my sweeper keeper system nicely
>sign him
>he rejects Milan for me
>check out his stats
>Passing: 1

What's a good tic tac for a middle of the road national team? My goal is to shitpost my way with Australia to the top.

All wingers, even in goal

2-3-3-2 wingbacks is top tier

>5-5-0-0-1
Greecey Chelsea inspired

5-1-1-1-2 WB wide

Lads honestly if you aren't running this you've missed out hugely.

A few people keep asking for this feature and Miles always says no because it would be a terrible and frustrating job that most people don't want anyway.
>You won't be in charge of transfers
>You won't be in charge of training unless the 1st team manager gives you that responsibility
>You will have limited selection of the team (1st team manager can override your team selection)
>You will in most cases be unable to select formation or tactics (most 1st team managers tell youth teams to follow what they are doing so they get experience playing in their system)
>Your best players could get called up to 1st team at any time leaving you with few or no adequate replacements
>You won't be able to request improvements to facilities or will have to do so by going through 1st team manager who even if he agrees could then get blocked by the board
Basically you will have very little to do, you will pretty much just be giving team talks and maybe picking some or if you are very lucky all of the team. Almost certainly everything else will be set by the first team manager.

Yea but it could be used to give people experience setting up opposition instructions and things like that which there isn't very much of to begin with so by the time you get the job as a full time manager you can have some kind of clue what you are doing.

Basically make it a tutorial mode and after a season or two of proving yourself you get offered a job or something. For the people that know what they are doing it could be optional to turn off.

goodnight friends

goodnight pal

im fucking drunk

sleep tight anonito

Goodnight Crimea

Not that drunk if you spell properly

Personally let Comrade Putin know. He said to expect a change in 4-6 weeks.

actually im spelling okay because im an alcoholic

Good lad.

Quality cop out, Madrid.

He decided to keep being Algerian instead of French.

To be fair Algeria is probably whiter then France these days.

>Toronto Failures Club
Somehow NYC and OCSC are going to make the playoffs, but the Crew and TFC won't.

I like to live dangerously

Crimea is back too

Should we call off the Russians?

I'm hoarding the deported Crimeans. Tell them to come at me.

>tfw Puerto Rico Club
>tfw all my Puerto Rican regens declare for USA

Which meme nation do you think he will declare for?

Norway

>Ever Banega might be injured

IT BEGINS

k

>Manchester Un1t5d
>Good

prematch I was asked on how I felt about being drawn away first with an opponent of similar stature.
hehe fuck off journos English teams are junk.

Stealing first world regens is so expensive.

>game crashes yesterday
>don't check on it and instead do studying and watching the euros
>lost one game, which was a 5-3 FA cup thriller where I sent my youth team out
>promising CB got a hat-trick; his first goals for the club
>that striker who had never scored for the club despite several sub appearances and several cup starts finally scores
>unhappy AMC got a goal too
poor guys

Great film, nice Hans.

pls gib idea for new save

...

have you even won the champions league?

no but we came second in the prem last year and i am a little bored of dartford so i want to know what to do next (and start now)

>second in the prem
>meaning anything

win the champions league three times in a row or five times total, whichever comes first, so you get to keep the trophy.

die in a fire please

i didn't say it did mean anything i just want something else for a few days

wow rude

win champions league with dartford

alternatively, win the prem since you haven't even done that yet and you have essentially infinite money.