Predictions?

Predictions?
inb4 semen slurping

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We have meme magic on our side

cum gulping

Penalty slurping.

Extremely scrappy Portugal win.

Heavy riots

maybe Ronaldo or Lewadowski will finally score some goals...

jiz drinking

Penaldo did score some against the Hungries.

4-4 on regular time
pepe makes it 5-4 2 minutes from penalties

Ronaldo already has scored goals

Why? Neither polish nor portugese fans have been particulary brutal so far

Ronaldo has scored two already

Poland nt looks even worst than ours.Switzerland could have easily destroy them, but Fabianski save their asses on multiple occasions.
Hope he can carry on like that.

We will park the bus and win, it was our tactic from the beginning. What Ronaldo said about Iceland was all part of our mind-games.

i hope portugal wins

i love memes

Ronaldo has 2 already.

Only Bale and Morata have scored more. And only Morata has scored more in open play.

Best match of the Euro. No idea who'll win.

>Poland played 120 mins+ pens
>Portugal played 120 mins as well

I CAN HEAR SLURPING SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE

Correct me if I'm wrong (cuz I can't be bothered canvassing wikipedia) but the last time we met in a competition proper was in 2002 where despite being embarrassed by ourselves, the americans and the fucking south koreans (in that order), we still managed to throttle these guys 4-0.

Not expecting a repeat, tho. Even if they did look shaky this last 2nd half of theirs.

>Poland nt looks even worse than ours
>even worse than ours
I don't denial that we played shitty second half against Switzerland and ET was very nervous, but we clearly controlled in the first half and with a little more luck even that Shaqiri goal wouldn't be enough for ET.
On the other side Portugal do literally NOTHING for more than 115 minutes.

This i love when we have whole yhreads mocking TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Poortugal parks the bus
>Pooland parks the bus
Excitement overload.

Not with our defense/goalkeeper.
The score will be low.

>It's Croatia vs Portugal 2.0
Please, everything but this.

Literally semen slurping. We're horrific in possession and can only create something on the counter attack so expect us to sit deep.

We're horrific in possession

We have no ability at all to score goals against decent teams.

More of the same, hopefully we win but I'm going to say Poland wins 1 - 0 or 2 -1

>Polish NT will rest
>Portugal plays like shit whole tournament

It will be match with Switzerland 2.0 with the same result

I want it. I want us to win it. I want to win the whole thing like this. In the end we remove our mask and reveal we are Greece.

Lewandowski will remove northern kebab

I heard your coach toyed with the idea.

The last time we met in a competition proper it was one draw and one victory for us.
Your 4:0 was 4 years before all that.

He never really stopped coaching Greece.

So? There's not a single player from that game playing the upcoming match. Why did you brought that up?

You're right. I have literally no memory of that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2008_qualifying_Group_A

>We're horrific in possession
This so much. Every time we have the ball it's same shit
>Krychowiak passing it backwards to centre backs
>Maczynski walking around doing nothing
>Lewandowski dropping deep or to the wing and losing possession every time he gets it
>wingers looking absolutely lost

Portugal wins on the Extratime again. They will be the meme team of this competition winning the tournament without a 90' minutes win

It'll be a fun match lads, just enjoy football and drink some beers with your opponents.

1-0
penaldo's wide shot hits nani in the head and it bounces in at minute 90'
milik will miss 3 clean shots in first half

If we win it will be absolute proof that memes are real.

citing "steel panther"

"Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest"

2-1 kielbasaniggers

He'll score more and more,
Ladies n' goals
He'll score more and more,
Ladies n' goals

And that's what Real pays him for
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

You are gay, and i mean that as an insult

If anything, it's the opposite.

Poland wins in another 1-1 shootout.

penaldo will score a goal in the first half, then poland 3 goals in the second half. poland actually looked decent, if you made the goal 8 feet taller. just kick the ball lower dammit.

It's pronounced Lewadewski

HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

Portugal will have another Spanish referee allowing them to fuck up Polish players with dirty tackles.

Yes, I am still mad about yesterday. Really makes you think. I'm a #PolandBall now.

There should be at least 1 red and a few more yellows for Schweiz....but w/e.
I just hope next referee won't be a damn multiculturalism fighter

we did fine so far but i feel we have no chance against portugal

then again i said the same thing before nireland/germany/ukraine/switzerland matches and we somehow didn't lose a single game yet

I still belive it's better vs portugal than vs croatia

S E M E N
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I hope africans lose.

This so much, if Milik stopped choking for once...
Very organised on a tactical level, one of the best defences of this tournament. The Swiss had to pull a wonder goal out of their ass to equalise. If Lewa+Milik could score (they've been good with literally everything else) they'd be genuine title contenders.

I have hope for vicory due to Portugese arrogance. Their coach doesn't even realise most of our team is new since 2012

>draws it's way to 1/8
>plays the worst and most boring match of this euro
>complains about polish nt

just

If anything >we were refballed a clear penalty.

2 reds for a PK is a fair trade

Croatia might have had a penalty right at the end though.

Fonte and Joao Maria could have easily recieved a red card

lad

lad

lad...

Our team always look like it should be losing and it never does. Even vs Ukraine which would've lost against the Swiss just like it did w/ everone in the group.

I'm not an expert so i don't know why that is exactly, but I think it's time to wake up and smell the coffee: chaotic, awkward football can be effective football. Somehow.

Who says that? You fucking almost lost to Iceland.

Lemme remind you :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=saOh6PgIPnU

>tfw no based Smolarek-Żurawski rape train

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>people asking for red cards for Portugal

When were you when spee became so assravaged by Portugal that they lost their minds?

Well done Croatia, well done...

HOWEVER

Portugal has one good player: Cristiano Ronaldo. He's been carrying the Portugese through this whole tournament but its not going to work against based Poland

>not TSU TSU in place of Na Na

i dont think this semen slurping quarterfinal is for me, guys

Bore draw Poland are one of the worst teams of the tournament

portugal win 1-0
milik misses a huge chance
lewandowski invisible as usual

What about Nothern Ireland, Ukraine and Switzerland which we PROVED we are better than them?

Not to mention Germany, we should have won with them - we had 2 clear goal situations, they had none.

Is Cabbage Kid confirmed?

Why is there a significant lack of Croatian posters ITT

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Anyone who thinks Portugal can win against Poland is delusional.

I wouldn't be so sure, but I think Poland is a favorite here.

>Portugal had two less days than Croatia to prepare
>people complain about the initiative being given to Croatia

Our defense is better than their defense but the biggest unknown are the strikers. In general this tournament is all about the strikers giving disappointing performances but each can suddenly wake up. It's a lottery. Also to win we must score two goals as quickly as possible.

Poland was in similar situation yet they were controlling the game for the first 70 minutes.

Probably a sub for Grosicki.
Also Sławomir "the alcohol" Peszko and Jodłowiec for more defense power.
Our coach likes to sub the same people over and over.

Dude, you couldnt even win against us, fucking >Chokestria

And yesterdays game was the most Semen Slurping thing I have ever witnessed, and I once watched a entire Baseballgame

Because they could afford to do it against Switzerland.
Croatia has a great midfield and decent attack plus they were extremely moralized after beating Spain.

Lewandowski said that it was their fault that the Swiss started dominating the pitch. They wanted to hold the game which was a mistake. I doubt they will make the same mistake again knowing who's playing for Portugal. Also I don't think they want to disappoint Russel Crowe.
I'm happy for them. For the first time I can honestly say that we have a team that's not only good but that is made of absolute bros.

>Russel Crowe
What's up with that? Him being a fan of polish team seems like the most random thing.

Some Polish coast guard saved his life once. He also shot a movie in Poland.

OR it's going to be revealed that he signed up to some Polish ad campaign and it's just a part of it to make us like him. Maybe. But he was already a part of a campaign to promote Poland so maybe he just likes us.
And Bruce Willis too but he mostly likes our vodka.

kek

lewa is dead so im feeling confident i say we win 2-0 with goals from goatnaldo and nani

Thew new German panzer, Renato Sanches will steamroll Poland like in WW2.

>there are actually people here who believe that browntugal will beat us

That's a German band ya cuck

Prepare your anus. Croatia had a better team than you.

The Polish team has 100% ethnical poles. Half of portugals team are niggers. I'm rooting for you Poland, go get em.

Of course we are more tanned. Our country wasn't struck by nuclear winters or burnt Jews ashes like yours in the past. We actually have a peaceful sunny landscape here.

>one of the most rainy countries in Europe
>muh sunshine

lel, nice try

Based Kuba>Lelwandowski

Poles will bring and disseminate a lot of maps that make Portugal look bad.

na its pronounced Levandovski

Rain in winter, sunny in the summer like it should.

Meanwhile yours is Muslims every time of the year