ITT: we all pretend we're in a gay nightclub

ITT: we all pretend we're in a gay nightclub

shitter's clogged

Who wants shots?

They work the pipes all day, there should be enough plumbers here to fix it.

pretend?

Anyone want to suck my dick?

Did anyone hear th... Oh it must be part of the song! Let's get our gay on! IT'S LATIN NIGHT!

Yep. I'm your guy.

What are you, a faggot?

thats a good meme

Pump me boy

ALLAHU AKBAR!!! *bang* *bang*

oh man it smells like shit in here

Q: Who would win in a fight between 1 Muslim terrorist and 50 faggots?

A: Society

yeah bro
*starts pumping*

... you wanna grab some shots later?

what haha... grab your nuts?

No I said Doo Youuu Wannna Gooo Graab Some SHOTS Later...

;)

GEE BILL WHY DOES YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO WEINERS

The governor was impressed by how quickly aids got on the floor.

lol

OP confirming they are a fag. Anyway, where's Omar?

*guys dancing nearby*

Dude... did you hear what they said? They're gonna shoot someone later

/thread

10/10.

i thought you said saturday nights were busy, this place is dead

DUDE WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA BLAST SHOTS? WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYING PUSSY? WHAT YOU GONNA DO HUH?

Ill bite.
>hey gues, look at omar
>he looks good
>i heard his beau left him
>oh yeah i saw him kissing javier
>thats so sad, maybe we should-
Gunshots

media is now reporting that the shooter used the "spray and pray the gay away" technique

so i heard you guys like to fall to your knees 5 times a day

Ooooh, Jesus Christ, that spicy curry number has a gu-

fucking lost it, brilliant! you win

AHHHHHHHHHHH
*digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga*

Oh look at that shy middle eastern guy im gonna talk to him

...

I love how effective the FBI is.

>we investigated and watched the guy before he killed 50 people...so we did our job to make the country safer.

*Middle Eastern man pulls out AR-15*
WHO WANTS SOME FREE SHOTS?!
ALLAHU AKBAR
*sprays the gays away*

If you shot a bunch of homos to death, would you teabag the corpses?

and by shitter i mean my butthole from getting assfucked.

Kek

I'm a faggot and you've made me realize I deserve death. *barrel shoved in anus, trigger pulled 11 times

I would love to do it for you but I'm not gay...
Wait, why am I even here?

>A muslim walks into a gay bar.
>The bartender asks, "What will you have?"
>The muslim replies, "Let me get shots for everybody!"

To carry out Allahu Akbar's will.

Bouncer: Sorry you can't come in.
Stranger: Oh come on, I've just finished my shift.
Bouncer: you look suspicious.
Stranger: Suspicious? That's racist, besides I work for a security firm. G4S, here's my ID.
Bouncer: Well if you have a job like that then go right in. Sorry, we just have to be careful these days.

...

Let's start a war. Let's start a nuclear war...

At the Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar....