this little retard just killed himself on my window
This little retard just killed himself on my window
landed on my porch chair
fuck it + timestamp
how about you fuck it
Cut head off
Da fuck
Time to step in his little birdie footsteps OP
Its not his fault that you clean your windows with windex everyday
He needs a proper burial
microwave it
Pluck it and make some homemade... whatever the fuck kind bird that is-wings.
Fuck this retard survival of the fittest
He didn't see that coming.
This
Little Retard deserves a respectful funeral
He might be stil be alive, just stunned.
w8 4 it...
These fuckers have broken so many of my windows.
Downy woodpecker
>Says Sup Forumstard
Kek'd
this
Dubs never lie
Do it OP
rest well puppers
Y'all are twisted af
Dude, I think your cat is sick.
My cats are just fine
O.o
Op, Space program
You sure he's dead and just not knocked out?
Such a brave bird.
bust a nut on it.
Viking funeral
His eyes are just starting to get crusty and there's no flies or ants eating him up yet. Must've happened a few hours ago at the least
Microwave it, friendo.
Or give it to cats.
give him a viking funeral
This bird sacrificed himself so we can have these dubs
Don't I need to be near water for that? I live up in the mountains m8, no bodies of water out here. At least that I know of.
Drench it with butane, set it on fire and throw it in the street
Poor little burd. He kinda looks like a woodpecker with that red stripe.
OP, as a bird enthusiast, who enjoys watching birds but also realizes they're kinda dumb (which is also why they're entertaining) I suggest whatever you do with him doesn't desecrate his remains. Either bury him, or tie balloons to him and send him to space, or prop him up in a funny pose or something, but leave the lighter and hammer out of it I will now try and determine what kind of bird this is, what state you in OP?
Yeah. They're notoriously retarded in mynneck of the woods. (Rural Kentucky).
Don't you have a sink or tub?
beat me to it
I live up in the mountains of Ramona, it's just outside of San Diego. Yes, I live in commiefornia.
its a downy woodpecker
viking funeral
I only brought out the hammer and lighter for clickb8 so don't worry m8 :^) I would never do something like that, even to a carcass.
run nude at a mosque while screaming and throw the bird at it
sure looks like it!
I didn't realize this post was serious. I thought the downy was in reference to him being retarded. Pretty burd.
Good. I've been on Sup Forums long enough I don't mind you doing goofy shit with a dead bird, but don't be a monster about it. I vote you get balloons and send him to space, but I understand it's Sunday so that might be hard to pull off, so maybe you should just bury him and leave a funny grave marker with whatever name you (or we) can come up with for him
No harm, no fowl.
Do the right thing - put him in plastic bag and chuck him in your garbage can.
Bury him at least a foot deep so animals don't dig him up. If you live by a woods though you can leave it out and let raccoon's foxes or whatever is around to have a meal circle of life. Finally you can make a fire life up all the embers put in bird and drop embers so you don't see the bird burn up.
True story about this bird though, when I first moved into this place back in august of 2014, this fucker would bash himself into the window constantly. He would perch himself on top of the back of the chair and swoop up and just body slam himself into the window over and over. It seemed like he didn't like me moving in here. But funnily enough, it seems that these actions have led to his demise.
Good riddance little retard.
Just huck it it the toilet and let your cats have at it
Nice dog
You got beat nigger, read the thread if you're gonna try and av a giggle m8
Tie a long string around it flush the toilet and reel it in a few times until you see poopoo on it
I don't think that's how sewage drainage systems work user.
No harm, no fowl.
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How does one space program?
He'll just have to keep at it until he has to take a shit
Its kinda just sitting there. I really don't want to touch it if I don't have to.
>get baloons
>tie 'baloons to burd
>send burd on a space adventure
Just tie some balloons around his little feets
He shall return to the skies from which he was borne
Check'd
he probably weighs like what, quarter of a pound? how much helium would I need to fly this bitch
Like two heliums
AT MOST
Sleep tight birdo.
Bury him OP, or give him a viking funeral and burn it up.
in the ass it goes, OP
no lube.
Until there's nothing left sticking out
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888
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dubs, yessss
do it
Please use caution. My research indicates that that many heliums in close proximity could be very dangerous, as helium is one of the most volatile gasses commonly found at a birthday party.
in ass, OP
There's only been doubles in this thread, nothing happens until trips. No forced or rerolls. It must be natural.
Microwave time
Turn him into one of those "Sleep tight, niggo" memes or whatever.
well, if one kg is 1m3 of helium, and 2.2 lbs in kg, then about 1/8 ish of kg, so 1/8 m3 of a helium
so something that has dimensions sim ilar to 1 ft by 2 ft, by 1 ft would work, but since roundeness, not enough
use 2, MAYBE 3 heliums
OP confirmed autist, nothing will ever happen. Abandon thread
oh... then eat it.
chop up and put pieces in dik
stick in ass
eat it, without any ketchup
Bird in pooper
god fucking damnit....
feed it too pet cats.
Close
Time to practice taxidermy and keep him as friend forever
stuff it into your ass, using mustard as lube.
Rollerb
dubs and you eat it
chop off head, send in mail to a girl you know, and suck the guts out through the neck
post images on tumblr, as well
Is 911 a win?
cut it into pieces and post it on tumblr with popular feminist tags
helium balloon it too the gods. do it fag and become legend.
cut it into pieces and insert all of it into urethra
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up thre ass