Dubz decides.
Dubz decides
I am autistic I hope that isn't a problem m'lady :D
Fuck off with this cringe, kid.
Dont be a dink. Now shes looking for dirty talk. Ask if she likes to suck cock, or get her pussy eaten. And ask it like that, dont go 'uh, is oral ok? do you like it?' Be a man about it, and ask straight out.
nothing says 'alpha male' like ending every sentence with haha
>haha
Katie, I just want to let you know that you're the cutest man I've ever talked to. I want you inside me.
i'd like to tie you up and shit on your tits and in your mouth, then slice your tits off with a kitchen knife and feed them to you
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I would like to stuff your pussy with ice cubes and slurp the meltwater
this
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Winrar
WINRAR
Winrar
I'm packing more heat than Omar Pateen
right, saying "haha" makes you less alpha..
you must get a lot of irl pussy m7, ha ha.
SPOILER: There are no "winners" in this thread.
>June 7 8:57am
>June 11 11:04pm
Is this some kind of awkward cringe sexting between sloths?
Don't be a pussy and be straight forward, tell her she makes your cock hard.
Do you know 9gag? I'm not trying to impress you but I'm a moderator in there
Deliver you fucking fag OP
Damn coulda gotten tits from that one
I want to suck ur clit until u squirt then I will collect it and keep it in my fridge taking little tastes of ur or gas juice with every evening meal. Haha
I really really likes vaginas, especially yours.
Fucking Alpha
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lmao nice one OP
sorry my brother hacked my tumblr anyway whats up wanna see my dick
That was a joke, my friend took my phone from me. But to be honest I would like to chop that cancer out of your tits.
"Do you have a rape fetish? ;)"
ay lmao
Winrar
eat my quints OP
edgy get
:o
You guys suck. Haha
absolute madman
faggots
Checked
Sweet Jesus
Witnessed
HOLY GET
PENTS HAVE SPOKEN
Ha
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this is a get thread
if dubs, say she looks inbred
>haha
>hahaha
Buffalo
Superb!
Gonna send that in two parts so hopefully we'll get a response
you have to do it OP, better deliver
haha
Did you just grab my ass? It's ok if you did
I needed this thank you
do it right faggıt
so anyway wanna join isis my nigger?
Sorry those were meant to get a reaction. I'm actually just super depressed and lashing out at the world any way I can before I swallow this bottle of pills.
Wonderfully done
And now we wait
Please deliever my negro
reroll
i have ass aids
haha!
roll for this
reroll
>reroll
Hitler was a kind, loving man. He did nothing wrong because the jews, niggers, and faggots deserved torture and death
WITNESSED AS FUCK
Considering the rate you two have been chatting for I don't think we'll get a response today rofl.
Omar? Is that you. Congrats on the KDR.
>reroll again because fuck
I think my mother just implied she wants my dick. Do you think I should go for it? My dad is a total beta, shit would be so cash
Ugh my brother keeps taking my phone and slapping me in the face with his big black dick. How about a threesome? Ha ha ha
Reroll
Rerollata
checked
OP IS A FAGGOT ABANDON THREAD
I wanna tickle your pickle for a nickel
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this, op is kill/hasnt even been delivering properly/the girl is too hot to waste on /b
do you want to go to watch a movie and have dinner after?
I want to pluck the hairs from your head and shove them up my asshole.
Big white cock
checked
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hoooollly QUINTZ
>LAST NUMBARZ TEH SAEM!!1
>[hand-flapping intensifies]
chkd
I just masturbated thinking about you
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Wasted a dubs u fgt
Link her to this thread OP!!!
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since op is not going to deliver, I'm gonna get some sleep, guy who got quints OUT
Haha
OP you bitch
Lol I bet she freaked the fuck out and now he's scared shit her dad is gonna kill him or something
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It must be done!