Dubz decides

Dubz decides.

I am autistic I hope that isn't a problem m'lady :D

Fuck off with this cringe, kid.

Dont be a dink. Now shes looking for dirty talk. Ask if she likes to suck cock, or get her pussy eaten. And ask it like that, dont go 'uh, is oral ok? do you like it?' Be a man about it, and ask straight out.

nothing says 'alpha male' like ending every sentence with haha
>haha

Katie, I just want to let you know that you're the cutest man I've ever talked to. I want you inside me.

i'd like to tie you up and shit on your tits and in your mouth, then slice your tits off with a kitchen knife and feed them to you

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I would like to stuff your pussy with ice cubes and slurp the meltwater

this

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Winrar

WINRAR

Winrar

I'm packing more heat than Omar Pateen

right, saying "haha" makes you less alpha..
you must get a lot of irl pussy m7, ha ha.

SPOILER: There are no "winners" in this thread.

>June 7 8:57am
>June 11 11:04pm

Is this some kind of awkward cringe sexting between sloths?

Don't be a pussy and be straight forward, tell her she makes your cock hard.

Do you know 9gag? I'm not trying to impress you but I'm a moderator in there

Deliver you fucking fag OP

Damn coulda gotten tits from that one

I want to suck ur clit until u squirt then I will collect it and keep it in my fridge taking little tastes of ur or gas juice with every evening meal. Haha

I really really likes vaginas, especially yours.

Fucking Alpha

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lmao nice one OP

sorry my brother hacked my tumblr anyway whats up wanna see my dick

That was a joke, my friend took my phone from me. But to be honest I would like to chop that cancer out of your tits.

"Do you have a rape fetish? ;)"

ay lmao

Winrar

eat my quints OP

edgy get

:o

You guys suck. Haha

absolute madman

faggots

Checked

Sweet Jesus

Witnessed

HOLY GET
PENTS HAVE SPOKEN

Ha

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this is a get thread
if dubs, say she looks inbred

>haha
>hahaha

Buffalo

Superb!

Gonna send that in two parts so hopefully we'll get a response

you have to do it OP, better deliver

haha

Did you just grab my ass? It's ok if you did

I needed this thank you

do it right faggıt

so anyway wanna join isis my nigger?

Sorry those were meant to get a reaction. I'm actually just super depressed and lashing out at the world any way I can before I swallow this bottle of pills.

Wonderfully done

And now we wait

Please deliever my negro

reroll

i have ass aids

haha!

roll for this

reroll

>reroll

Hitler was a kind, loving man. He did nothing wrong because the jews, niggers, and faggots deserved torture and death

WITNESSED AS FUCK

Considering the rate you two have been chatting for I don't think we'll get a response today rofl.

Omar? Is that you. Congrats on the KDR.

>reroll again because fuck

I think my mother just implied she wants my dick. Do you think I should go for it? My dad is a total beta, shit would be so cash

Ugh my brother keeps taking my phone and slapping me in the face with his big black dick. How about a threesome? Ha ha ha

Reroll

Rerollata

checked

OP IS A FAGGOT ABANDON THREAD

I wanna tickle your pickle for a nickel

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this, op is kill/hasnt even been delivering properly/the girl is too hot to waste on /b

do you want to go to watch a movie and have dinner after?

I want to pluck the hairs from your head and shove them up my asshole.

Big white cock

checked

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hoooollly QUINTZ

>LAST NUMBARZ TEH SAEM!!1
>[hand-flapping intensifies]

chkd

I just masturbated thinking about you

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Wasted a dubs u fgt

Link her to this thread OP!!!

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since op is not going to deliver, I'm gonna get some sleep, guy who got quints OUT

Haha

OP you bitch

Lol I bet she freaked the fuck out and now he's scared shit her dad is gonna kill him or something

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It must be done!