Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Dubs get in.
Trips get VIP.
Quads+ get free potato skins with every drink.
Singles go to Weenie Hut Junior.
You have to provide a reason as to why you should be allowed in.
Alternatively, slash a Sup Forums into your wrist to get in regardless.

Faggot

To the Weiner bar with you

I stepped on a lego and only screamed at 140dB for 5 minutes

You're just mad cos you go to weenie hut jr.

I on the other hand master ate with sandpaper and have dubs.. Let me through

NO FAGGOT!

Kek, looks like you are joining me son

how though i am? i stayed up till 9 p.m. yesterday

I am the master of dubs. I summon dubs to this thread. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

what the fuck happened here? I was browing Sup Forums when did my browser went to fucking facebook? fucking cancerous shit

ill just head straight for Weenie Hut's.

It teleported you to weenie hut jr.

I have memes and no friends

How tough am I? Only cried for 5 minutes when watching Marley and Me.

I am the toughest.

i'm so tough i can fap to hillary without crying

I eat the whole ass

I slept on a bed of nails...

Without a comforter

I eat ass

Op you are a massive faggot. Is that salty enough?

I'm Fucking fuck Donald trump.

You want to know how tough I am? That's the dumbest inquiry I've ever been faced with, but I'll go along with it. I am the person who killed Osama bin Laden. And was I with the Navy Seals? No. I killed him by ripping his heart out of his chest. And after that, I bit into it. My name is Liam Neeson, and I will skin your body just to watch you bleed.

i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes

Let me in!

I swallowed a peanut whole. Shell and all.

Go right ahead, sorry for keeping you waiting.

wheres weenie hut jr?

How tough am I? I go to gay clubs....without any protection

Roll

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Sorry Mr. Neeson, I think this place is a better fit for you.

So?

how tough am i? I'm a faggot

...Without any MILK.

Shaved head. It's a hair-do. Case closed

Get out of here, you didn't say how tough you were. Faggot.

I´m tough enough that I fap with bengay...
lit on fire

I should be allowed in cos I live in a pineapple under the sea. Now let me in you faggot

Wait.. is this a gay club?

I'll have you know I've played Dark Souls II and only contemplated suicide 6 times

And I say the same to you, but with this establishment.

I shit out blood and don't even care

roll i should be allowed in because i love rekt threads

Tough as fuck get out of here wiener boy

I ride my skateboard in the mall when the security isn't looking

...

I called Obama on my cellphone and called him a peepee head.

give me my skins faggot

When other drivers cut me up I sometimes curse under my breath

i ate a bowl of nails this mourning..... without any milk.

i once told a guy to fuckoff

look, you didn't follow the rules. no need to get angry.

Step aside and let me in before I blow a hole in your head fagget

roll, hoping for an 88

I pour my cereal into the bowl, after the milk

I've watched the movie Commando like 17 times and it don't even make me cry anymore

I once put a shotgun in my asshole and shot a Bulgarian spy with it.

How tough am I? I had a bowl of milk this morning. Without any cocks in my mouths you faggots

>tfw one away

How tough am I?
I shot up a gay club in Florida.
Without killing myself.

I am not a weenie!

Sorry, meant this place.

I perform sex acts on aquatic lifeforms

You're in.

I just smoked 3 beers.

how tough am i?
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HOW TOUGH AM I?
how, tough am i.

I ATE MILK WITHOUT A BOWL
NAILS!!!!

i'm not a muslim.

the gay bar is down the street
(weeny hut jr)

>I am the God Emperor of Mankind.

quit while you're not too far behind

I see you have a death wish. God ay give you mercy, but I certainly won't.

I eat ass without any milk

I'm not a nig

Quads nigger, potato skins for everyone.

I eat ass

I'm so tough, I've even played Rugby. Not your faggoty body armour and multiple timeouts when it gets too rowdy football mind. Proper Rugby

i once edged for 5 hours and didn't even cum

I told a feminist that men are superiour.

kek

I killed the little faggot who said I can't get in with singles.

I went to Loch Ness with only $3.49

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I went to the local shop for my comic and my mum waited outside. I was so brave.

gimme my potatoes

i think metallica is...over rated

....right this way sir

How tough am I? I killed myself.......while I 720 noscope scrubs

These good people

same

Lemme in already I'm so tough

I'm tough enough to go into /b

I WANT IN

I CAN EAT ICE CREAM WITHOUT HAVING A BRAIN FREEZE

You're a nickelback fan aren't you? Get out!

i stepped on a floor of legos barefoot

You can't get me if you're not in the bar!

Let me the fuck in or I'll rape your moms dog tonight

Tough enough to be this beautiful

the krusty krab pizza ISN'T the pizza for you and me

Trips