/carib/ - Act 8: The Race

le ''Daily reminder that Guyana is a shithole'' poster edition.

This thread is better desu.

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trinidadexpress.com/20161222/news/trinis-are-being-fooled-by-online-lottery-scams
stlucianewsonline.com/sir-dwight-venner-dies/
therichest.com/world-entertainment/15-photos-of-kylie-jenners-transformation/
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Roll Call everyone Report in.

Why

What's the deal with the acts?

Our General died, no threads for at least a month until we had a Thread titled "/Carib/ revival" it was a success and thus we had "/carib/ revival act 2" and so on towards this act 8.

Why did you ignore my new thread

It didn't follow the Act theme

/balt+ausnz/

hi crib

Reporting

This, plus your flag is wrong, need the right flag to make a new general

The MAIN reason why F1 is boring as fuck now:
>22 Grand Prix
>20 of them won by the same 2 drivers from the same team
>The other 2 are both won by RBR cars
>The difference in teams is so bad the 3rd place team can't even compete with the 1st place team, never mind everyone else

Need some kind of relaxation of rules and increased ability to improve the car and innovate to fix this, but it won't fix EVERYTHING. Let's not forget the neutering of the tracks (Hockenheimring, boring-ass Tilkedrome tracks) and the neutering of the cars (hybrids can never compete with V10 era). On that issue, what they really need to do is take Formula E and make it the "muh future innovation" series that no one fucking wants to watch except a small band of retard hipsters and say F1 is going to stick more or less true to its roots. Muh green energy people never want to admit it but the reason NASCAR is popular and has fans in Europe etc. is because those cars are pretty damn barebones, loud, and powerful.

theyre going to do that next year I think

max #1

Grosjean for the win

theyre going for more downforce and grip but the boosted dysons are there till 2020 i think

>not kimi

So, what's the key to a carib girls heart?

Prediction: exactly one (1) year after the revival, carib will die again.

>the key to a carib girls heart?
Just speak to them honestly, if you can make them laugh and are moderately attractive you'll be fine
>pretty damn barebones, loud, and powerful.
Yep that's why I like Nascar

/NEDERDRAAD/

Well well who's your favorite driver, best islands?

Gotta support the home team... Grosjean/Magnussen

I don't watch it that much but Dale Earnhardt jr is my fave and plus I'm a Chevy fanboy

Wow, there really are Dale Jr. fans everywhere, lol

I drive a GM though so what can I say

>So, what's the key to a carib girls heart?
youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

>Gotta support the home team
ive never understood supporting a team. either i support one team until they run out of money and sell it or support successful teams whic is silly.

i understand liking drivers tho

Posting some cool pics in here, look at my posts or contribute yourself, I mean if you want

It's an American team though which triggers something inside me... here it goes...

USA! USA! USA!

Is there any ballbusting in this thread?
t. not Vargposter

kys spic

/ex-yugo/ former Yugoslavia

Money. Also provide them "adventure" which means going out drinking the entire weekend, also have nice things like cars - house - expensive *insert item here*.


Don't listen to bahamabro, Carib girls are very materialistic IMO(experience).

But I think it would be better to get Arubachans opinion on this, Ki bo di?

bump

...

Is that marvel vs capcom 1 or something?

Mate, where have you been?
Google "Welcome to die"

Look at their suicide rates


Sent out my final documents to universities...now I have to wait again,
I hate this shit it makes me so anxious.

Earth a run red

What?

do you like richie spice mon?

>Bahamas credit rating

>girl who was in my year hugs my brother in the supermarket
>he was two years ahead of me
>at a different school
>she doesnt say anything to me

I assume that person is some sort of Caribbean musician
>I don't listen to Caribbean music, unless it's soca during carnival season

What is going on mang?

I'm okay
How do you not know richie spice? but all the pac islanders I met know more jamaican singers than I do

rip my yute

what about this guy

>How do you not know richie spice?
Not into Caribbean music mang

Not a clue

How unpatriotic

>unpatriotic
Like I give a fuck about this place

I'd change nationality so fucking fast it's not funny

>How unpatriotic
i realize your probably joking but it made me realize that the same people who have a problem with people saying /carib/ countries are shit are the same ones that leave. i also notice quite a few people talking about how nice here is form another country

did you find that you had a more positive view of Dominica after you left?

Rude

>did you find that you had a more positive view of Dominica after you left?
No. My problem is with the govt and solely that. It's not a terrible place to live and we have some things fairly easy.

IMO, we would have been better off if we had just stayed under the UK. Though we had more development outside than the UK ever put in

Also I never had a negative view of the country, I just want the govt and economy to not suck shit

>I just want the govt and economy to not suck shit
Don't forget the people

>IMO, we would have been better off if we had just stayed under the UK
i think there are more people that think that than the ones who admit it desu

>govt
>economy
does that not constitute the majority of 'the country'?

I guess but I like living there. Literally the only other places I would want to live in is Japan or NZ.

We would have been part of a Federation at least... if some guys didn't ruin it

>if some guys didn't ruin it

Be rich. Or be very alpha. That's basically it. You can be ugly as fuck if you're one of those.

You should be lusting after a proper Japanese car like everyone else

>mfw I don't see much /carib/ outside this general
Hmmm why? Same thing with /asean/

Sup Forums isn't really conducive to interesting or civil conversation.

Japanese cars have no bottom end torque and have no soul minus the LFA
We're fine, we're still the wealthiest Caribbean nation.
Our current Government is just retarded but the next election is coming soon enough

The vast majority of american cars are utterly soulless shitboxes

Well yeah the vast majority of American cars aren't sports vehicles I guess.

TitanFall 2 is awesome

Fact: Island Nations Are The Most Powerful Nations On The Earth

Rare
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No.

jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20161222/british-national-caught-drugs-64-tins-labelled-callaloo-arrested

Why the fuck are there occasionally times where attempting to expand any image on Sup Forums results in a 404, yet my Internet is working fine loading threads and on every other web site???

That's not who we think it is right?

Kek'd I think it's so funny when they get caught

>if some guys didn't ruin it
yeah, shame about those trinis

>666

trips confirm trinis ruined it

>trinis
That's not the demonym you are looking for

>was going to waterfall
Too much rain

In the news
>people getting shot and killed
>people getting beaten
>police shoot a guy

trinidadexpress.com/20161222/news/trinis-are-being-fooled-by-online-lottery-scams

thats what they use tho?

The solution to this is to get rid of old people

>trinidadexpress.com/20161222/news/trinis-are-being-fooled-by-online-lottery-scams
People that should not be allowed on the internet

stlucianewsonline.com/sir-dwight-venner-dies/

RIP money guy

Komrades I recommend Titanfall 2 with a clear conscience, it's awesome.

The Puerto Rican say he don't like this thread because you are all homosexuals yet he is here

Really makes you think

People say I look like this guy for some reason

I can't play vidya anymore

>we're still the wealthiest Caribbean nation
>Bahamas
That's not how you write Puerto Debto

Cáshese marica

Just finished the Nier Automata demo, Man that was awesome, 2B(Who I think is Raiden's bastard daughter) seems cool
Puerto Rico is a US territory not a Nation.
therichest.com/world-entertainment/15-photos-of-kylie-jenners-transformation/
>I can't play vidya anymore
I'm sorry to hear that mate, hope you get better
Oh well...

>I'm sorry to hear that mate, hope you get better
Dunno what happened, now all my steam games are just
sort of....there

A big gold chain
A bike
Pls Accept my sympathy
Kek
I spent over an hour in traffic and I don't know where the traffic came from

And hopefully my ban is lifted

>tfw kylie was a qt

thanks. hurts a little less

>A bike
Naw nigga,car

give a girl enough cocnuts and she won't be able to resist you.

So, how are my crabmnes doing today? any news? how will you guys spend christmas? will it be completely alone and sad like me, or with family and/or friends?

We can prove this in real time, mail Aruba a Shipping container worth of coconuts and see if she falls in love with you

Nah they like the bikes more because they can push their ass up in the air

From my experience it depends on the girl honestly, some girls like to wear revealing outfits and ride around on the back bikes, and some like to sit in nice cars and feel the air conditioning and leather seats.
It's all up to the individual honestly

Now we wait while the portuguese user spend the last of his neetbux on that.

bikes are not ideal because helmets ruin their hair.

I'll be with my siblings and their respective paramours.

That's nice, I guess.

Helwhat?

There's always traffic around 8:30-9:00

No this wasn't that traffic I was heading to town after 10
Most likely it was because Dominicans can't mind their damn business and want to see who clearing barrels at the port

There was also a cruise ship at the port in fondcole so that could have also contributed
Everyone wants to be running tourist nowadays

>Dominicans can't mind their damn business
This is true. But after being in china, chinese people too damn nosy.

Personally I think we should ban tourists from driving. They always drive on the wrong side and crash into someone.

>will it be completely alone and sad
you can be alone without being sad. you still have one day to get enough booze to keep you till tuesday

This also hire a Lady of the night.

I guess it depends on the island, it's all about the heavily tinted climate
controlled goodness here.

>So, how are my crabmnes doing today?
same as always
>any news?
Nothing good
>how will you guys spend christmas?
Exactly like pic related, with a few empty beer bottles included
>will it be completely alone and sad like me, or with family and/or friends?
pic related

Should I get Fairy fencer F?
It's on flash sale

It's even sadder if you add booze into the mix

also makes it somewhat sadder.

I'm just gonna play autism games till I get sleepy, so I kinda know what you feel.

never heard of it desu.