/hoc/ monkey edition

lmao look at this fuckin monkey

Bolts will be okay this season.

OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

more like dolts lol out loud

>laffs

Lucic to Columbus
Borque to kongs
Clarkson to kongs
Brown to Columbus

Does that fix the cap issue?

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That guy in the middle has Tits

Jon is the new hoc meme of 2016

another year another draft choices full of busts

I'm a flamingorocket now

Garfielf

>2016
why dont you wait until 2016 then

Post Jons

Laine confirmed for 40 maalis first season

I'm a /lifelong/ fan here.

God I wish the jackets were good

are you drunk

theres a german guy posting disgusting cheese pizza rn

So where the FUCK were all the TRADES?

My name is Jon.

Mfw there are Jons on /hoc/ who don't think the Brooklyn Cars will win the cup next year

>Devils will be shit forever

>the jackets will be shit forever

rare jon

Lol.

Lmao look at this fucking Jon

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how can one man be so SMUK?

they will be good
once they relocate

What's hocs judgement of the Ottawa senators draft choices?

Is drafting a six foot six centre a meme?

He's drunk on Finnish memes

By being an ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

ottawa will forever be a meme regardless of their picks

KILL ME NOW

>tfw shorks fan

THIS
H
I
S

how long until mlb and nfl steal jon? I give it 3 days

>"Stamkos is going to Toronto"

>tfw your team is trash

Based Bill

>tfw you are a bluejackets fan

There were a couple at the draft. Coyotes have Datsyuk and Pronger. Baby GM knows what he's doing.

>"The Blackhawks are going to win the Cup next year."

beard memes

Are you even aware of the current year?

Sorry to hear that. At least us Devils fans have some good times to look back on.

can the jackets right the ship?
If not I will commit suicide on live stream

The Coyotes are slowly building 2008's GOAT team lol.

>implying reddit wont get two more cups with kaner

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>"Edmonton are going to make it to the playoffs."

I think they should strike down the Brodeur rule.

>2016
>not knowing what year it is

what does user think of the new Florida logo

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Good evening /hoc/! Are you feeling happy with how your team drafted?

>Datsyuk
doesn't really count, tho it was a shocker that they managed it

too many pick trades and not enough proper trades
even rounds 2 to 7 were starved for trades

been a bit of a boring draft this year

I'm killing myself why didn't the jackets draft puljujarvi

>"Dallas can win a Cup with two Finnish goaltenders."

Should've never existed. But Jews are gonna Jew.

>mfw
It's bretty good

They will never make it back to the conference finals.

Jon is me :(

I miss how dominant the trap game was and I miss it every day.

any other jackets fans here who want the jackets to win the cup?

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official /hoc/ calendar

>2 days until the CHL import draft [June 28th]
>5 days until NHL free agency period [July 1st]
>~40 days until Ivan Hlinka Memorial Tournament begins [starts anywhere from August 5th - 12th]
>50 days until Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes [August 15th]
>83 days until World Cup of Hockey begins [September 17th]
>108 days until NHL regular season begins [October 12th]

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Maybe they can rape their way to the top ;^)

le shit
also
>vintage jerseys every night
what a meme

>tfw

>THEY ROOINED HOCKIII. IT WAS BORING. WE NEED MORE GOALS.
I miss when the NHL wasn't just a skills competition.

>shit memes
smuk_vark will be a meme before any of these shit memes

Will the jackets win?

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Has anyone used the Cup to hold dip and eat chips out of it?

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>Laffs select 20yo with 31st OA

Thoughts on this team /hoc/

I'm a Devils fan because they won their first cup in my birth year.

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Rare Jon

>make a spectator sport boring as shit to watch

I wonder why everyone hates the trap.

Those guys look like they'd be manlets but they're Kessel height

Laffs management

bill is one of those guys that will look fat no matter how much he weighs

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I'd rather be a boring winner than a flashy loser.

I'd rather have the bluejackets win

Then you can watch the Devils skirt around to a Stanley Cup.

Good thing the Devils have been a boring loser for the last 12 years.

I am because I thought the logo was cool and I loved Scott Stevens.

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rekt

>Mfw Jesse puljujarvi obviously wasn't good enough to go 3rd
KEK SCOUTS BTFO
BINLAND BTFO

post hokkei gifs and webms of players you like.

>laffs

this is a meme only thread

nah it was because they won
you were a bandwagoning faggot and you always will be a bandwagoning faggot

Finnish gm