Hey Sup Forums I have two new matches on tinder. One is pic related. Help me get a date dubs decides.
Hey Sup Forums I have two new matches on tinder. One is pic related. Help me get a date dubs decides
Do you like to get raped?
Because I'm really good at raping hot poon.
fucked her from tinder, just asked her how she was and is she wanted a drink in the sun, she said yes, that was that
I was rolling for a response newfriend
It's you and your generation that is ruining 4chin
I tried tinder before, after months of swiping right for as many women as the app would let me, I finally got a match. I then realised that I can't talk to women (probably why I'm using an app) so I ended up appologising for wasting her time and promptly deleted the app
Winner
was meant link OP, OP this is all I did
She looks like shoenice
god damn it ok ill go with this I'm tweaking it a bit tho at the end.
/thread
Jesus
Omfg!! Hahaha dying over here.
Nice touch there OP. Blended the autism with a touch of smoothness.
Lmao
Godspeed user
I've found the easiest way for me to get past all that is to just ask to see your tits up front and get it out the way
KEK
The alpha in this could actually work
Reroll for this dead thread
bump
This
Op here while I'm waiting for her response dubs decides.
Does the carpet match the drapes? Because my syphilis would go well with your fire crotch
Variation of this
Hey I have found the easiest way to get past the awkwardness is to just ask you to see your tits up front. So what do you say?
Who's your favorite curling team?
I want syphilis
Are you Irish? Cause I only date white girls and Irish isn't white.
Your eyes look like theyre falling off the sides of your face. Care to use my lap to catch them?
"Knock knock"
Great I always wanted to taste a fire crotch.
I wanna slip my tube steak into your vajoo
winnar
get
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winrar
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nice
come on op
We should meat up and go to the butcher shop XD
sorry these cunts haven't replied yet
keeping this thread alive
How does this help?
from 404-ing?
t. summerfag
Guess I'll try another
can i haz raep
Do you count sucking feminine penis as being gay?
You both misunderstand. I wasn't referring much to the post itself. Rather, the image used. :^)
>mfw
Methface emmphh!
you dont like boobs? besides nobody was replying
Eh. Not those ones, mate.
Sure thing lol XD
>Sure thing lol XD
>lol XD
>XD
>mfw
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wasted dubs
good b8
Send this pic OP
Oh shit
Yeah, those are alright.
>wasted dubs
No nigger, those aren't wasted dubs.
Jesus Christ, what a whore.
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Thanks :) we should hookup some time. You down?
OMG! Wow
thanks *blushes* you're pretty cute yourself *tips fedora*
found the rocket league player
You too. We should grab coffee or something some time.
are you into anal sex bb?
Winrar
Op pls pick this one dont be an idiot
roll
Hey google this
i want to fist your ass and prolapse it so hard
I'm trying to help OP out here, he did ask for help getting a date. And he probably can't talk to girls anyways.
Waiting
Fuck I thought it would post actual url for this post
fuck my dead mother
You're gonna get laid bro.
Bump for response
now say "Zip zop wop boopity bop I'm gonna put my boopity bop in your zippoty zop"
rolling for this
Rolling against using this.
I think we should pass on the coffee and get down to business. lets see those tits
Rerolling this specifically.
just send noods already
Going for this. Dont be a retard op
*tips fedora* looking forward to it m'lady
roll
maybe we can meet up tonight and fuck?
rolling
rll
roll
You ain't never met no one like me b4 boi :3
What's with this whole "feminine penis" meme
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Dude abandon the roll thread. Just post the continuance of your conversation. DO NOT risk losing a pretty piece of ass for nothing.
nig nogs
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Fuck it you're on a roll man. Don't lose it now. Don't fucking lose it. Answer this one honestly.
yeah I do and I know how that goes. I can make you feel better, maybe we can meet up and fuck
I'll treat you better that guy sounds like a total dick. Sadly most men are these days! They have no respect for womyn :(
THIS