What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

"I love you"

"That's why YOU have legs, you use them to drive to Taco Bell"

How is your mother?

more of op girl?

Dinner isn't at midnight tonight

"I can't calm down, you know that"

Goodnight.

" How are you? "

Raviolli raviolli bring me the formuloli!

Yes! I will when I get off work!
>She didnt

"it was his fault too"

"Im dirty dan"

Dont be upset please. I dont like you being upset

Matt

Can you please answer

You cant avoid me forever we work together
7:17PM

You know i can see when you look at the message right

8:34PM
You still not gunna talk to me?"
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She just dumped me and I haven't responded to her

What didn't she do?

Oh you can go for a walk! Kushi kushi

"My conf call is finished."

What do I win?

"If you even consider leaving, I'll fuck up your life so horribly."

"yes it was nice to see you too(:"

Think she wants to fuck?

"Happy Birthday!"

My aunt, "right down to the butt,"

kakarrot

"Yeah you're handling everything well"

"we can"

"Thanks again for watching my son tonight! Im sure Andre will take me home around 12am when were done"

"Partially true. ^_^"

what a bitch, you don't have to respond to her at all, what the fuck did she think was gonna happen? fucking women! Hate them all.

to me personally, "the conjuring" asking if I wanted to go see it.

Context?
Gonna need context...

"Alright me too xx"

"No do you see that nonagon that's Hillary Clinton"

That sucks.

I guess the captain

"U have autism kys"

"idk"

I know. Did she expect me to be happy? Fucking hell

its all good lol

lmao

could be a crazy gf, could be a terrible boss

"I'll c u tomorrow morning"

She's driving over an hour just to give me head.

Either that or she's got you on the bench. Make a real attempt to fuck her. If something else "comes up" or she always has other plans then to hell with her. If she really likes you she'll make time for you.

sounds like the average woman between the age of 16-25.

Date someone older. You will enjoy it more.

"okay I wasn't kidding though"

"Hey want to hang out"

"I really need a friend right now. I honestly don't know what I did to make you so distant."

"Sorry I was being really hard on myself last night and I wanted someone to talk to"

I don't know how to respond.

"Wrong motel. Sorry. It's comfort Inn suites, Hayward."

OK, drive safely.

Yesh u wish user

Don't respond, just go on with your life. The thing that will drive her insane is you being totally cool about it and just kind of ignoring her.

She's 25, so you're right.

I'm only 20 though, so dating any older than that might be a little tricky

"... Yes"

"Again, you're amazing"
No, not from my mom, so I guess I'm doing great

"So let's see it"

I wont see you for an entire month which sucks

"You only reach out to me when YOU need something. But if I needed you I could just as well go fuck myself. So yeah, I don't need that noise."

"im tired now"

friendzoned again!

"Love you, you want lunch when I get off?"

yeah man, let's see it!

btw, lets see who got

I raped you in your sleep

If you are in good shape, well spoken, and you arn't NEET you can find a 28-32 year old woman that would love to have you to fuck.

The gym is where you pick them up.

K

"Yeah no problem!! He just asked, so I thought I'd ask you first if it was okay :)"

Yea I'd like to say that..... it's a small town though. I'll probably see her again some time

u should send pics that aren't too good bc I look like shit rn and I don't want to see u looking hot as hell lmao

Kek

"Yea it is. But I haven't talked to you all day. Plus I always text you til I fall asleep"

___dan___

Oh. Damn

"Hey hey"

>tfw when crush

"just a tad bit late :3"

They shooting. call the police

>Good looking user here
Personally I don't think I look that good but females think so, so I run with it
>have 3 girl friends
>they all know about each other
>only see them each about 1 or twice a week, maybe 4 hours each
>lots of sex
>lots of sex
>no threesomes, already tried, wont do it
As someone who lives this lifestyle, it's not all that great. 3 times the bitching for what essentially amounts to variety in sexcapades. Lots of shit to remember in order to keep sexcapades going. Not worth it. My advice, find someone who doesn't give a shit what you do and do whatever it takes to get her to want the penor. Profit
Or be gay and Craigslist. Dick smorgasbord

It says "xx"... sorry for boring you.

"Oh and man it'll be awkward talking to you on skype after me telling you some of this shit about masturbating...I mean just the fact I'm talking to someone who knows"
If you're reading this Liz, hi.

Why would you even share our texts on a site like this? That's so disrespectful, don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Kek