Seriously, how can I ask my mom for a blowjob? She'd probably do it if I asked her but how do I bring it up?

Seriously, how can I ask my mom for a blowjob? She'd probably do it if I asked her but how do I bring it up?

Check em
What makes you think she would do it?

She's sexually open and very kind to me. I know she would.

Trips don't lie, send her a message faggots tell her you fantasize about her post results

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Set it up so she catches you jerking off. Depending on her reaction proceed. If she doesn't turn and run your in like Flynn. Alternatively, text ger a dick pic. Test reaction, if she freaks out act like it was an accident.

Message her faggot

Do it now, post results

Dick pic annon, if she flips say was meant for someone else

easy; tell her your girl friend refused to give u one, why not you (your mom) give me one instead; make it sounds like a joke; if she is really open, she will follow up

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>sexually open
How so?

>kind to me
Well, yeah. She's your mom.

drink with her first or give something really great
Suggest massage her feets like a professional and then ask her if she can give you 1 thing.

Post message you send op

bump

>hey mom
yes?
>blow me

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Op this is close to what do but not quite. Change her contact name in your phone to a random girls name. Send dick pic after. Wait a few minutes if no reply write, "been thinking about putting this between your tits all day"... If she gives any negative response just say, "Ashley what's wrong".. You can take a screen cap of your text saying your friend changed it to a girl you like to fuck with you...

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This op

doubles and triples also what the fuck user ? if she is open that much ask her for some money to hire a fucking prostitute.

This

Rub your hard dick on her while massaging her from behind. That's what worked for me. But it gets Weird after until you do it again. I been having sex with my mom for 15 years.

Take screen caps and post to cover your ass bro, we got your back

Op never coming back rip in pepperoni

DUUUUUDE FLAWLESS

Thanks user, too bad op fag won't deliver

proof faggot

Second this

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DO IT.

Get her drunk, works like a charm

Was drinking with my Dad's sister, she was a hottie when I was a kid, at 60 she still looks OK
We were drinking Margaritas, made hers super strong
In her second round I added 3 crushed up Ambien, on round 3 she was out like a light
Fucked her 3 times, even used 1 of my Dad's Viagra's, to get it up for round three
Came in her, in her mouth even a little ass fucking, sucked her tits like I was a newborn
Greatest night of my life
Next afternoon, she apologized for getting hammered, said she totally blacked out, asked if she embarrassed herself
Wants to get together for drinks again, during the 4th, asked me to come to her apartment this time, said we would have a lot of fun

Get mom drunk and tear that mouth and ass up

I was fucked up, fucking my aunt, but so worth it, next time I will try it without the sleeping pill

Uh, you're a rapist

Seconded. Good luck user, get some pics for us.

alcohol, alone time, and just grow a pair and ask her... If you really think about it there isn't really a way around it sober. Only way to find out is to ask. just be prepared to be fucking awkward as fuck for you whole life if she says no.

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Just say "MOMMY CAN YOU LICK MY SALAMI" if she says no(how could she even deny something this suave) then pull your pants down and pout while saying "BLOWY JOEY NOW!"

I would hate to bang my mom.

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It's not gonna happen. The odds of her being a perverted retard like the rest of us are extremely low. Don't ruin your relationship with your mom over a dumb fantasy.

Could someone post the comic where the mom is vaccuming and the kid is playing mariokart as wario and fantasizes that his mom is wario. Then fucks her.