How many of you are actually fat, autistic basement dwellers?

how many of you are actually fat, autistic basement dwellers?

I'm fat, not autistic and I live on a second floor.

Same

I'm not fat, not autistic, and I don't have a basement.

I was legit diagnosed with autism when I was a year old and I probably have a better social life than most of you.

Yes, but 2400 rated bitch.

fat and autistic but I own a house and it doesn't have a basement

well im fat depressed social retard with a fusey neck beard who is still a virgin that just got rejected by a fat bitch who wants to get fucked hard the way i want to give it to her

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>Implying 2400 is good

git gud faggot

Fat- No
Autistic- Debatable
Living with parents- Yes

Im a skinny autist who lives on the 3rd floor. Checkmate.

This turn into a BBW thread?

i am fat (5'11", 255lbs), i have some form of autism and i do live in a basement. so yeah, checking in i guess

fat yes
2nd floor bitches
hot girlfriend
live with mom and support her since dad died
but yes im a fat nerd with an decent social life... don't know if i'm autistic, might just be a sociopath
meh

Not fat, just a manlet (5'6" 105lbs)
Second floor with my parents

Underweight, basement is above ground and has a nice backyard i use for growing vegetables and I pay rent here

>I pay rent here

So you still live with your parents then?

>vegetables
Chickens, dude.

Yeah, Im heading into college soon so Im still living at home. Living expenses are bullshit here so it's nice for the moment.

I'm not fat anymore, relatively fit now actually, and I live on the ground floor thank you very much. I'm also not autistic. I'm a good communicator. I understand social cues and have a great social life and many friends, but I am terrible with women.

My shirt size doesn't have any "extras" before the word large and I'm no manlet, so I'll consider that chubbyfat instead of OP pic related.

Autistic enough to clearly be a weird nerd who doesn't think in the same way most people around me do, but not enough to ruin my social life.

Homeowner.

>Fat
Sorta, but I've been working out for a couple of months now and taken off some pounds, and I've got no plans to stop.

>Autistic
Got diagnosed with (very) high-functioning Asperger's a year or so back. Have gotten more and more socially competent over time.

>Basement dweller
Second-floor apartment a literal thousand miles from my parents.

Nah mate

No one. Most people on Sup Forums are normies, trans and gays now. Oldfags moved out a long time ago.

I'm fat, autistic, and currently renovating the basement of my new home to make it habitable. For now I must deal with first floor struggles like the sun shining through my windows and walking me up early.

>said the fat, autistic basement dweller

Myself, I actually pretty thin. Average, really.
Not autistic, just a little bi-polar.

We can't all be in the center of the venn diagram!

Not fat. 5'11 190 and jog every morning at 4am.
Own a 5 bedroom house. Wish I had a basement tho.
Not autistic cuz I have real friends and a few imaginary ones.

You are right, I really shouldn't have called you out for being fat without actually knowing what you look like. To be honest, that was pretty autistic of me. Sorry user.

Not fat or autistic.
24 yrs old
Somewhat of a NEET.
Still bang chicks.
I do lots of drugs.
Its not so bad i gueas

Fat and live in my parents house. We don't have a basement because we live in Florida.

I can read social cues so I know I'm not autistic.

5'9
180
not autistic but not many friends
live with my parents but I'm in school

>said the normie

This is me

I live on the ground floor now.
>31
>5'2" 210lb
>kissless virgin
>live in a halfway house near a addiction center.
>only women I've spoken to in over 2 years are cashiers.
>3 '''friends'''.
>got over/ stopped stalking a girl I liked in high school like 2 years ago.
>stutter, and an absolutely hideous voice.

Fat - Yeah I admit I a bit over weight. No landwhale, but 270ish but 6'1".
Autistic - Nope.
Basement Dweller - Nope, I split rent on place and live on the second floor.
Virgin - BIG NOPE! Married with a kid.

270? Bro you're borderline diabetics status. Run a few laps. Do it for your kid.

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Been here since 2004 because it was something to do while playing WoW, and it just stuck I guess. Seen the good and the bad, the funny and the pathetic. This site has many ups and downs over the years.
25
5'11
185
built
own company
multiple nice cars and mountain view home in vancouver
basically a clit commander

I dunno, we're all just random idiots. I never actually believe the people I talk to on B are disgusting mongoloids. Money means nothing, popularity even less. I come here to smile and to laugh, and I can appreciate that a lot more than I tend to receive in real life.

30 this year, second floor apartment, married, fat yes, but i make a living off of drawing porn. use to be a bit of a neet in teen years.

post pics of your multiple nice cars

I'm a pale, obese neckbeared with no gf! Though, I do hold down a job and live on my own, I don't think that excuses me for my other excessive failures as a human being and a man, so I count myself among the worthless wretches here. Oh! And also I wanna fuck children! :D

Like I said, been here since 2004. Re-think your request.

so no cars

Not fat just slightly over weight. 5' 11" at 208 lbs.
I own a house with a few friends that doesn't have a basement.

I'm nothing of those things. However, i still manage to be a fucking loser.

Not for you, boy-o.

im a bit overweight, autistic, and i live on the second floor. i'm still a shut in. even more so, because i'm sure that these mudslimes are going to jihad the faggot parade near me.

not for you either faggot. It's nice to have dreams tho. Good for you.

I'm pretty skinny, but not very muscular.
I used to be socially awkward in elementary school, but I'm now very adept when it comes to socialization.
It's possible I would've been diagnosed with Asperger's, maybe A-typical Asperger's back then, now, nobody would suspect at thing.
I also don't live in a basement. I had my own place, but it turned out there was some hazard or something where I was living, I had to move out.
I'm in between houses right now.

I was trained in carpentry, and I'm studying biology right now.

6'2"
185lbs
No basement tho

Stop being butthurt. You're the conflict, here.

>stop being butthurt
>you the conflict

you still in this thread faggot. You can't look away. You can't stop replying. Cry some more mr "multiple cars"

Skinny but a bit chubby, have moobs gf dont mind true

Do you honestly still think that _you're_ the one keeping _me_ here?

Or shall I repeat my initial statement once again.

I'm a fat fuck. But have a decent job, wife, house, and cars.

Eat my ass hombre

well yea nigga cuz you still replying rofl. You can easily ignore and close this thread but nope, you can't. You got to keep that "multiple cars" fantasy alive haha butthurt faggot

Keep throwing your own feces around the room while screaming "I'm winning" all you want.

Sad thing is, the person knows all those cartoons. Mocking the neckbeard while also being one.

>clit commander
wew lad, you're memeing a bit too quick for us plebs

I'm actually am not fat or live in a basement.

hahahaha "winning". Now I know you a worthless fuckboi. You see the internet as some kind of life achievement. rofl what a bitch. Go wash your multiple cars nigga

But I'm also a pleb. That's the joke.

>not fat
>slightly autistic but its cool
>live on first floor

Wait what

You are trying so hard to be cool. I see it. But you isn't. It's nearly 1 am and you is on Sup Forums. Nice try fag,

Fat? 5'11" 205lbs, a little chunky
Autistic? I have some slight anxiety in group settings.
Kissless virgin? Nope. In 5+year relationship
Basement dwelling? Moved out at 17 as an emancipated minor, now have a 2 bedroom apt with a full deck and am in the process of buying a home.

I'm 21 and work 60 hours a week (6 ten hour days) and I'm also a fulltime student. My life is hell but I'm hoping my business degree pays off eventually

If you were paying attention you'd realize I was on the west coast, but you were too busy foaming at the mouth to even read the few words I had typed.
But wait, I'm the one that's trying hard. I forgot.

I'm in fit, 23, 5'10, college kid with service in the Marines.

I have a fucking stutter so i drop from a 8/10 to a 2/10.

I am also socially awkward so i guess its even lower.

Not fat, third floor, sans-autistica

>>sans-autistica

Yeah, maybe you should try that again.

> hoping my business degree pays off.
I sincerely hope you aren't talking about an mba and if you are you better be pursing it to get a promotion where you work and nothing else.

This test is flawed.

I would've scored lower if it would've accounted for how knowledge and learning compensates for the traits these questions are tying to assess.

I even lied on some of the questions which made my score higher.

>tfw dropped out of psychology major

None of the above

Fat & socially awkward but thats it

6'1"
202lbs
No autism, but have schizophrenia
Ride a motorcycle
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>I even lied on some of the questions which made my score higher.
I mean lower.

Close, I live upstairs on ground level.

not autistic but definitely crazy and im a basement dweller (grandmas basement)

Basement dweller, yes. Autistic and fat, no

link please?

>Tips vape pen at you*
It's OK to dig at me, I can take it, just pretend I'm a big pot of ice cream, and replenish yourself, I ask for nothing in return but you be well.

I'm skinny, live on the 2nd floor, and have many friends that are females. I Only go on here for keks

ROSKOS FRIENDZONE & WAFFLES

I'm that scrawny fuck from high school. Not autistic but pretty cringy. And I live on the second floor because the people I live with wouldn't be able to make it up the stairs daily.

I'm 29 years of age, 6'2", and 380lbs. Don't know if I have any autism spectrum disorders. I DO live with my parents, but I have a job, and will soon be in college. Hopefully. We live in a double-wide, so no basement/second story.