Wimbledon 2016 Hype Thread

Starts Monday at 11am BST.

>Djokovicwinslol

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Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
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Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/

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Some matches of interest tomorrow:

Isner (18) - Baghdatis
Robert - Del Potro
Coric - Karlovic (23)
Monfils (17) - Chardy
Seppi - Garcia-Lopez
Sock (27) - Gulbis
Rosol - Querrey (28)
Fritz - Wawrinka (4)
Verdasco - Tomic (19)
Groth - Nishikori (5)

Lids I'm back. Missed you lads desu. Thanks Germanbro for making this.

Sadly it's going to be that familiar episode. We've seen it 12 times. 6 in a row.

Welcome back

The timing is also fucking great. Tennis during the day, foot in the eve.

This tbqh. English summer is on. Our boys will triumph in Paris while Andy brings it home.

Can Thiem deliver the goods?

Out so far:
Nadal, Rafael ESP 5
Robredo, Tommy ESP 74
Kokkinakis, Thanasi Aus

Wow starts Monday already.. here's hoping Serena and Djokovic both win 1st place

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>Thiem and Zverev in the same 1/8
REEEE

>For the 3rd GS running, Murray will lose to djok in the final

Is this the Djokovic is a no-fun bad guy meme?

Yay, cant wait to chat shit against Djokovic haters in the final match

He has lendl back now

Things will be different

>Implying he won't lose to a Zverev or Thiem before that

You new?

>both win 1st place
you don't watch much tennis do you fatlad

I watch plenty eurocuck

>wimbly

I'm counting on your webms m8.

I'll be working though. No webms before 6pm.

>its a djokovic struggles slightly in early rounds and everyone predicts THIS time hes going to lose and he ends up raping in the finals episode

dont these writers ever get tired of the same script?

Is it that time already.

Please happen again

HYPE BOYS WW@

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One day you'll just be wif your mates having a look at the Wimbly brackets and see the Kyrgoat match in the semi finals coming up and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like "brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." And you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

Meme match. I watched the entire second day but couldn't bring myself to watch the third

>men's semi-final
>on a Thursday
You're chatting some major shit there m8

Edmund will catch Nole cold in round two.

It's a Laura Robson loses in the 1st round episode.

get banged lid

>70-68

Jesus I don't remember it being that long

Will she ever stop being shait?

>the state of that dress

>5'10
with that big head she looks 5'2

who /katie/ here?

ayy

I would give my left arm for EBAM to bring tennis home desu

Mods are asleep, someone post webms of 2012 Murray

Guys I'm starting SS/SL tomorrow, typical skinny fat fucking tennis/football weed. How much should I be lifting to start with?

Was getting worried last week but this week she was hanging out with Liam Broady

the bar
you increase anyway and get a sense of what works for you, just focus on form and keeping it up
it's for long term development not for bragging rights

ss has ideas and examples about this in the book btw, read it
write down what you do every time you go, if you start and you don't know exactly what you are gonna do that time you already failed

the 18th: soon

>tfw you just bought a new tennis racket, walked straight past all the beginner ones and went for an 'intermediate'

Queen's Club has top class ballgirls.

Wimbledon canceled because of brexit.

How many matches does the average tennis player plays per year?

How about the big names of tennis?

I know shit about tennis so please forgive my ignorance.

Djokovic went 70-6 in 2011.

I watched Federer for years. Looks easy desu.

Djokovic

Federer and Nadal were good but that's over.
Everyone else is shit.

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Will Djokovic feel the pressure for having the chance to do the GS?

I would fuck his wife desu

don't say that

hello

Schedules are out

Men
12:30 Lorenzi - Lacko
12:30 Stakhovsky - Nishioka
12:30 Coric - Karlovic (23)
12:30 Cilic (9) - Baker
12:30 Almagro - Silva Dutra
12:30 Dzumhur - Kudla
12:30 Kohlschreiber (21) - Herbert
12:30 Edmund - Mannarino
14:00 Tipsarevic - Simon (16)
14:00 Istomin - Anderson (20)
14:00 Sela - Ferrer (13)
14:00 Klein - Mahut
14:00 Rosol - Querrey (28)
14:00 Djokovic (1) - Ward
14:30 Fratangelo - Dimitrov
14:30 Bellucci - Bemelmans
15:30 Roger-Vasselin - Gabashvili
15:30 Benneteau - Marchenko
15:30 Seppi - Garcia-Lopez
15:30 Groth - Nishikori (5)
16:00 Berankis - Willis
16:00 Donskoy - Dolgopolov (30)
16:00 Evans - Struff
16:00 Schwartzman - Haase
16:00 Sock (27) - Gulbis
16:00 Goffin (11) - Ward
16:00 Carreno-Busta - Raonic (6)
17:00 Cuevas (29) - Kuznetsov
17:30 Giraldo - Muller
17:30 Jaziri - Johnson
17:30 Monfils (17) - Chardy
17:30 Federer (3) - Pella

Women
12:30 Cepelova - Duque-Marino
12:30 Zheng - Sakkari
12:30 Lisicki - Rogers
12:30 Stosur (14) - Linette
12:30 Duval - Kasatkina (29)
12:30 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Govortsova
12:30 Nara - Brengle
12:30 Begu (25) - Witthoeft
14:00 Crawford - Kania
14:00 Williams (8) - Vekic
14:00 Diyas - Friedsam
14:00 Gibbs - Flipkens
14:30 Alexandrova - Ivanovic (23)
14:30 Gasparyan - Allertova
14:30 Siegemund - Keys (9)
14:30 Cornet - Hercog
14:30 Errani (20) - Tig
14:30 Safarova (28) - Mattek
16:00 Giorgi - Muguruza Blanco (2)
16:00 Zhang - Suarez-Navarro (12)
16:00 Pereira - Lepchenko
16:30 Shvedova - Goerges
17:30 Sevastova - Schiavone
17:30 Robson - Kerber (4)
18:00 Falconi - Erakovic
18:00 Halep (5) - Schmiedlova
18:00 Jankovic (22) - Vogele
18:00 Doi - Chirico
18:00 Pliskova (15) - Wickmayer
18:00 Ostapenko - Bertens (26)
18:00 Kovinic - Barthel
18:00 Broady - Svitolina (17)

Who can stop him? Murray apparently can not.

>17:30 Monfils (17) - Chardy

Should be good.

Does Djokovic have the biggest point differential between the #2 ranked player in the history of tennis?

Big daddy Karlo will defeat Djokovic in the semis

G-G-G-G-ESUS K-K-K-K-RIST

ONE MORE NIGHT

kyute

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>still 13 bongs remaining

SHAKING. Think Fed will lose early. Djokowinslol. Zverev quarters? Thiem early loss due to retarded scheduling. Murrrovic final.

Pretty much this. Interested in Kyrgios & Raonic performances.

Hmm agreed. Raonic needs a big Wimbledon.

what are the projected QFs?

Soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=lWkTibiPOgU

Will Fed win one for da land?

Djokovic Raonic
Federer Cilic
Thiem Stan
Murri Kyrgious

No hell be lucky to get btfo by Djoko in the SF

Cilic? What is this meme.

Don't like it either but he seems the most likely.

Whose in his quarter? Surely someone will take that doping cunt out. SICK to my stomach he has a slam to his name in this great era.