Dear fourchan (Sup Forums)

Dear fourchan (Sup Forums),

It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my facebook and youtube channel with references to a banana image that I posted to my wall some time back.

I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made. My youtube channel is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing gold as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.

If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet chat room.

Sincerely,

John J. Callanan

Timestamp

excuse me but what law is Sup Forums breaking?

autism

If only this was real....

I just got a hard on

I dunno, but your face is breaking all the ugly laws!!!

Timestamp or kill yourself.

hahah,great pic

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Save it, it's all yours, friend.

John, haha where'd you find this one!

REKT
>roasted

>filename
Well thanks, don't need to consider if this is real or not

Oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill

Haha John I wrote you be you still ain't responding. I aint mad, it's just I really really really like this image. Hit me back just to chat, truly yours this is Bill.

Niggers

YLYL?

hahah, great pic

Thanks, Lori.

Aww, I think we hurt uggo's feelings.

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Dude are you serious right now?

Pure kek

sup john thanks for le funny bananan xD

You're welcome. I really really like this thread

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Kek

You've already been reported my friends

Mind if I save this?

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It's all yours

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Good on you. It's about time somebody stood up to these internet bullies.

one of you faggots tell me who this is.

inb4: lurk m0ar

It's breaking a lot of laws of the United States of America

Very Serious

lurk m0ar you summerfag nigger.

It's not breaking shit you faggot

Why do you call me a faggot?

stfu faggot

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What a summerfag. Go hero

This is why you're being reported to the authorities. I did not give permission to use my picture in your meme

What is a summer fag? Yes it is summer but I am not a bundle of sticks

Fuck off. It's 'MURICA. Learn the laws.

Hail to the king of faggots. Where is a Muslim when you need one.

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Yes, but you do appear to be a bucket of fucking lard.

Thanks for joining us tonight, John

hahah,great pic

>go hero

I'mma think of you while I fap, baby

Thanks Lori

You put it in the public domain fuckstick. Suffer with the consequences. Now, kindly fuck off.

thank you

Meme it, it's all yours my meme :^^^^)

Thanks, Lori.

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Reported

you look like lowtax's autistic older brother

Reportex

I say we fuck up his YouTube and or Twitter

Nice copy pasta OP

Reported.

Thanks user, save it. It's yours

lol your channel is about to get rekt dude

Read the full shitfuck. You can't tell someone that you reported them. If you do, then you're b&.

Okay faggot

Relax user, this is bait

>Love meeeee dog

Let's do both just to be through. Teach the dumbfuck a lesson.

Holy sweet cinnamon cocks

what is wrong with you
>get some friends or fucking die internet trash

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Check'd

Hasn't he already suffered enough user?

Well Google works fast lmao

that is quite the bum

haha, Where did you find this one?!

I was more cringing at the fact that her friend has a iPhone at the beach lmao like bitch this is 2016 get a waterproof galaxy

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>That banana colored smoke detector

Who is this semen demon?

Kek

Lmfao

tits and timestamp or gtfo

shut up nigger we'll banana where we want

Buy a house today!