ITT: we are all pirates on a ship together

ITT: we are all pirates on a ship together.

A'hoy ye faggots

Let's all rail OP's loose, warty asshole, this will be a long voyage!

so you're the reason people think we talk like that

Can I please just sit up front smoking some weed?

Talk like a pirate or me benis will give ye scurvy in yer asshole

Why is all the Rum gone?

just because you have a lisp dons't mean we all have to sound retarded

Avast, mateys! What shall our ship be christened?

You drank it all, Jack.

where are all the black guys with ak47s?

OP here, maybe the legendary dubs of the high seas should decide our fate!

Winrar

Ships name is "where are Ll the black guys with ak47s"

I mean, ahoy Cap'n, d'ya mind if I go off for a toke up the bow

Take yer toke, lackey.

Look at me. I am the captain now

there they are

Mutiny!

so are there any chicks here or am i gonna be fucking guys this whole time?

Well, theres narwahls when we port.

yarrr! yee be gettin the white whale every night!

I don't seem to recall, that's it TURN BACK, WE NEED TO RESTOCK

Any good booties I can plunder?

Jack loves a good plunderin' if ye give him a bit o' rum

try that asshole who drank all the rum

yarrr look out!
there be a sni-

You can use this jar till we get back to port

I download games/tv/movies/programs from KAT can I come aboard?

...

sorry but if im gonna catch something it will be because i fucked not because i got fucked

Cap'n OP here mateys, we needa head back and restock on some rum. Does anyone need anythin'?

ahoy boys!

ak47s and face paint

A'hoy faggots!

Can you get some bananas?
fucking hungry and I love bananas

op is too much of a faggot to be a captain.

i challenge you to a duel.

THERE'S FAGGOTS ON THE SHIP
GO BACK TO PULSE YOU SCALLYWAGS

Bananas for Lori! D' ya hear that, Jack? She must really, really like bananas.

but in order to be captain you must be the biggest fag...

>THERE'S FAGGOTS ON THE SHIP

i thought that was known before that picture of the new crew addition.

Ill duel ye anytime ya big faggot nigger.

i challenge you to a get

Last 2 numbers, dubs takes all.

I win

I want to be a pirate!

If trips someone can rename the ship from where are the black guys with ak47s to something else.

fuck this shit. im gonna contract hiv when we dock and sleep around. Your crew is fucked.

Come aboard!

Ill slap ye in the face with my weenee

I'm the real Captain Jack, anyone claiming to be me is just an imposter, like that handsome bloke over there. Then again, maybe I'm not the real Jack, but because I made this speech, you all think I'm the real Jack and the real Jack is locked up somewhere or at the bottom of the sea. I would have to say if I'm an impostor I'm doing a damn good job at it though, but alas I am the real Jack, and this is my ship

Savvy?

ill spit blood on it faggot. If i cant be the captain than everyone gets aids. That simple.

Aaaarrrrrr

Hes an imposter! Give em' scurvy

Arrgh

Jokes on you, we all arrrready ave aids

But if I'm an Impostor, why would I have a Jar of Dirt?

Arrgh. How do I know that jar of dirt aint fake?

When someone hits 69 we all turn into autisimo pirates

What kind of lying, traitorous scum would imply that this isn't genuine dirt

also, DO WE HAVE ANY MORE RUM YET?