Croatia destroy Spain

>Croatia destroy Spain
>Portugal can't beat Iceland, Hungary or even Austria
>Portugal beat Croatia

Explain this shit

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The TSUUUUUUUUU magic is chaotic one.

Meme magic is evil now

Winning is never a matter of binary "better" or "worse"

Well memed!

THE TSUUUUUU HAS AWOKEN.

DUDE FOOTBALL LMAO

Sure it is

You can get a draw off being the worse team but you can't win

that's why we play the games NIgel

you don't win on paper

De Gea fucked up on Croatia's second goal

reminder goatnaldo was responsible for that goal and quaresma stole his thunder

If Quaresma hadn't scored then it would've gone to penalty shoot-out, and remember what happened last time.

Penaldo's greatest goal

youtube.com/watch?v=IgwsdBR_N1w

>sure it is
>proof saying the contrary in the OP
Yeah, you're not the sharpest tool in the toolbox aren't you?

this is sport, not mathematics
A > B and B > C so A > C does not always works in sports

How so? England wins all the time

everyone is shit

Give up finding logic on football. Leicester won the permier league, when everybody until December was saying they were going to have a poor 2nd half of the season.
Including me

can someone explain to me the
>city of x
meme? i don't understand it

also what does tsu mean?

soccer sucks ass

sta ti je komsije

>iceland dominate england
>belgium lose to hungary
>group F is retroactively named as strongest group
>austria really were amazing dark horses they just faced the stealth group of death

if you defeat Germany 3-2 in the final, I will personally fly to Hungary and suck your dick, Laszlo

croatia didnt destroy spain
spain missed a penulty then scored from a counterattack while spain was on siesta

haha, that is perfect

You better be a beautiful girl.

Why so overconfident? I haven't seen Germany reach the same level since..well the world cup two years a go.
That thing of playing without a pure striker really isn't working.

Don't waste your words on dirt

It's a 1954 thing.

please!
please!
please respond

I think it started when Man U destroyed Man City or the opposite happened.

Portugal will win the Euros, that's why.

Digits confirm

No, it was when both city and united fucked up in CL group stage and got eleminated

Poortugal were lucky to win, penaldo invisible as always. Germany easy this year.

Amerifats were right

Thank you!

>Be Croatian
>Only have 3 women in your entire country

No wonder why they're all so mad all the time

Oh okay that makes sense thanks user

Lad there's at LEAST 7

I only saw the same 3 getting shown over and over again.

>penaldo invisible as always
he contributed towards the goal

>beat
scoring a lucky goal after torturing the fans for 120 minutes isn't my definition of beating someone
You won, but you didn't beat anyone but the spirit of the beautiful game

>Germany
>final

>this is what people actually think like

we weren't courageous enough

we should've played to overrun them, not to endlessly pass back and forth.
not enough confidence in our abilities.

if i played soccer i would never attack, there's literally no point

>2010 wc winner off a counter attack
>2014 wc winner off a counter attack
>this shit won after a counter attack when nothing happened for 115 minutes


first to attack loses. just fuck it.

This is what our manager thought but you can see it didn't work out. We have a team that could have crushed Portugal, even in the first half.

You fell for the "Portugal is a very offensive team" meme.

Portugal didn't convert their chances against Iceland or Austria.
They were super unlucky against Hungary (2 deflected shots).

Only a britshit could think that Portugal was bad.

Croatia couldn't beat Czech either.

>muh biutiful futbol
Kill yourself spic

vida was playing.

>Iceland plays defense, gets completely dominated by Portugal who just can't make the most of their chances
"omg so organised, so structured, great team, Portugal sucks"
>Portugal plays defense, shuts down Croatia who had 0 shots on goal and only had 1 chance that didn't come from a corner
"omg so boring, no attacking, Croatia much better, Portugal sucks"

This.

Let them hate. We'll meme our way into the finals lads.

>We have a team that could have crushed Portugal
>We just didnt want to
>We just
>just

soccer is an old sports with unexplainably antiquated rules

Actually, people only started defending Iceland's style of play after Ronaldo chatted shit
Also when they parked the bus they still showed a lot of passion which you guys lacked

>one shot on target
>Win the game

I think this semen slurping game is for me!

Everything is rigged

>Croatia who had 0 shots on goal and only had 1 chance that didn't come from a corner

wut, are you sure youre not talking about portugal?

Did you not read my post? We /could/ have won if our manager did a better job at commanding the team. The players (the team) have shown huge potential so it's not really farfetched to say we had a pretty good chance to beat you.

In the end though, I'm salty about Croatia losing. It's so odd to see that it's all over.

If you did that we would have won 2-0 in 90 min. Leaving space to João Mário and CR would have Fucked you hard tbqh

Yeah, 0 shots on goal.

>one touchdown
>win the game
>pfref.com/tiny/rhxih

I think this semen slurping game is for me!

Nice digits though

>wut, are you sure youre not talking about portugal?

>"Croatia who had 0 shots on goal and only had 1 chance that didn't come from a corner"
>Shots on goal
>Croatia 0 Portugal 2

yeah I'm pretty sure I'm not talking about Portugal straya

I hope you're shitposting.

It says right there on that image (0) shots on goal.

form timing, no other explanation

Too much pressure

>>one touchdown
>>win the game
>>pfref.com/tiny/rhxih
you're retarded. that literally never happens. football unlike soccer isn't a faggot sport with inexplainably antiquated rules

>you're retarded. that literally never happens.

literally happened twice in 2012, like shown in the link

dude you're literally retarded. stick to your gay sport from now on

maymay magic

just wait until portugal gets to the finals and gets BTFO'd by Germany

because as always, football is a game where 22 people kick a ball and in the end, the Germans win

not if they have to face Italy first

I think it's time to hand over your last WC then you stupid cuck

>Croatia chokes again

What else is new, I told you all this will happen. Everytime we leave the group stage it doesn't matter, it can be Germany or Portugal or England, it can be Norn Iron or Georgia or Suriname, it doesn't matter. >We'll choke and >we'll lose.

lel, why the fuck were they constantly being filmed, they're not that pretty