This is Europe according to Latin Americans

This is Europe according to Latin Americans.

>el papa chulo
wat

Latino got fins correct

>frozen brains
>stone cold foxes
>muh dancing
What

I wonder what's "Dimaland", "Hermanitos", "Nada", "El Papa Chulo", "Leididi" and why "foxes" went with the stone cold.

Also: why did they call russians cucks so openly?

can't handle the breeze ain't ya? Ice boi

why are danes robots?

Maybe they ment comfortably numb?

yo, some explanation and translation would come in handy
SPANIARDS GET IN HERE

What do they mean with foxes?

fjällräv?

I really don't understand most thing neither

Why is Ireland "Puerto Rico"?

We don't understand monkey spanish.

They call us the rotten mother

that's cute

Makes you wonder how they make these maps
Either facebook memes or some resident intellectual who thinks it's funny

Also the UK is "Leididi", thats the spanish pronounciation of Lady Di

I don't know why we're Serbia, Bosnia and Montenegro but i'm ok with it

oh! pútria means putrid in Spanish?

That's pretty clever actually.

Don't worry, we Euros love Spain tho

>Hermanitos

we got some big guys over the atlantic, ay?

I thought it was a play on the word puta, which means whore.

it means very attractive. not sure why south americans are using an english saying though.

I understand they mix putrid and patria

It's a playword on motherland (i don't know hot to translate it)
Madre patria = motherland
Madre putria = putrid mother
Even tho they're missing a d in putrida

Where's my money!?

Puerto Ricans all left to the us, like the people from potato land did

>Leididi, dimaland, foxes
No idea
>Hermanos
Little brother's
>Nada
Nothing
>El Papa chulo
The foul(?) Pope

>madre putria
fuck off

Do you genuinely hate Span, or is it just banter?

I think they treated you much better than Anglos or Frogs would have

Correction: it's Dilmaland. Dilma Rousseff was our last president, one of her parents was Bulgarian.

I don't know how they treated the people here but i don't really care, i like the spanish language and the spanish culture they left us but i don't like too much Spain as a country, not that i hate them but i just feel indiferent, i think must people feel like that too

>Dilmaland: Dilma Rousseff, Presidenta of Macacoland, bulgarian heritage.
>leididí: Lady Di in phonetic spelling
>nada: nothing

>hermanitos, el papa chulo, the foxes thing

No idea desu. Only the Eternal Sudaca knows.

>Italy
>no dancing

What is cuca riot?

Cuca Riot== Pussy Riot

>tfw when "latin american"
>tfw when European and not indo fucking shit
life is suffering.

how can I seperate myself from these indians?

>go to america to escape the bean
>the bean goes to america
I need to finish my education and grab a comfy job in spain and then plot to destroy the indio and nig races.

EL POLACO

>Anglos use fox to describe attractive people
No wonder all those furries want to fuck foxes

Yanko Tsvekov went full reddit. never go full reddit

>foul(?)
cutey
as in John Paul II being such a great guy to Latinamerica

>beer belly dancing
f-fuck, I love South Americans now

I thought chulo meant cool?

At least in pt br, chula is usually said with palavra, "palavra chula" meaning swear word. Some quick googling in a PT BR dictionary says it means "ordinary, low quality", it's still far from being a commonly used word here though. But I guess it means something else outside this non landlocked island

etymology dictionary says that chulo has 2 different meanings and everything branches from there:
>chulo that comes from italian fanciullo = child
it means cute, handsome, etc. something that causes awe of cuteness
>chulo that comes from arabic ﺷﻞ
apparently it means wiseguy, middleman. from there it became pimp or gigolo
in Venezuela it became synonym with vulture, opportunist

>Shakira dancing
>Leididí
those are the only things I agree with.
most of them I don't even understand to be honest.

speaking of cultural island, in Paraguay we say "chulina!" and it means "aww so cute!"
but instead of "qué chulo" it became "qué CHURRO". and yeah churro is that pastry that Seu Madruga would sell lols. so yeah

because it's all chicano shit. reddit tier map tbhonestfamalam

>Chronically numb

>cuca riot
wtf is this?

>cuca
it means pussy, see

Shakira dancing?

yes, arabian belly dancing.
yes, you're arabs to the rest of the world, don't even start.

>hermanitos
fratii nostrii!

>Pastelaria

Accurate.

What does our one mean?

>Netherland

Pimps

>Greece
>All crisis no dancing

Yo this shit is wrong.
Half of latin americans don't know more than 8 european countries.

P I M P S
I
M
P
S

Lady Di in spanglish
RIP

I don't know what most of them mean or are referencing
It feels like they asked some shithole in the caribbean for this

Lady Di

>Puerto Rico
what did he mean by this?

wew didnt know diana was known in latin america, I know she was somewhat popular in the US

she's unironically the only famous brit that EVERYONE in latin america knows.

Netherlands is accurate

Poor island craphole

i doubt that
but the poll is from 2012 and she died like 15 years before that so it could have some truth

Netherlands according to tourists

Maybe the queen and john lennon are equally famous

now that you mention it nobody really notices brits except for the royal family and The Beatles. not even Mr. Bean or James Bond (mainly because they're dubbed to spanish so there's no accent to appreciate)

>Puerto Rico

I don't understand this meme. Why bully Ireland?

>why bully ireland
>goes celebrate st. patrick's day

But muh heritage

Can you fault us for wanting an excuse to get blackout drunk?

That map confirmed my prejudices for latin america.

fuck off, your piece of shit country faults us for St nicholas day, so I fault you for celebrating stereotypes also.

Santa Claus in the us came from the Dutch. So i don't know what you are talking about

Not that guy but pic seems to hurt a lot of American feelings kek.

VAMOS A BAILAR PAPIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I still can't understand how it's possible to exist social autists in south america

And we are Croatia. This is a weird map...