19 year old kid here. tell me your problems, and i'll solve them for you

19 year old kid here. tell me your problems, and i'll solve them for you.

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I have the issue of some jackass teenager over the internet thinking he can solve peoples problems. Most of the people on here need therapy, not some little cunt

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Easy solution, find a different thread, fuckwad

well i appreciate your faith in me. you're not very good at practicing what you preach, know what I mean?

if i can't solve the problem, at least i can make you forget about it for a while.

The problem isn't with the thread, its with the kid.

The little shit.

So go fuckself, fuckwad

Pretty Sure my cellmate is gunna shiv me but if I cut him first imma gun get raped by his protection

Hey im a therapist funny enough, and i scar my patients even more than when i first see them, so they keep coming. its earned me Alot. More therapists try to help people though, pfft..

I have depression and anxiety and want to die

look at all these hd foods. holy cow, am i right?

Let him buttfuck you, he will gain a connect to you and will be less likely to shiv you if you give it to him, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Ackchually, i thought all therapists was doing this

Therapist. or be less of a pussy and join your countries army.

whats the source of it all, do you think?

The well-paid ones do, for that exact reason, they dont lose income. Lots however help people selflessly and earn a lot less than what they could have.

Fag

I'm lonely, little to no friends.
Bullying also

>19 year old
>kid
>solve problems
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well i think that's just not good man. you should be able to trust your therapist and you should definitely not feel worse after seeing one. you've probably got some problems of your own that led you to the path you're on. do you watch better call saul? im picturing you as saul goodman, but instead of a lawyer, you're a therapist.

I don't know how to talk to women, me and some friends are going to a mall and I was wondering if you could give me some tips.

are you still in school? high school?

Affirmative

You get spiteful after years of education spent learning shit, saying you'll get a good earning potential, you get it then your on the same wage as some untalented cunt. you began to manipulate people to earn more, im just more morally ambiguous than most other therapists.

And, no major issues as a child, pretty happy.

Find a community that you do fit in with, find people with common interests, in the uni i attended they was a group of people dedicated to all type of useless shit like anime.

I'm extremely prude around women to the point where I'm unable to flirt because I get all uptight and avoiding of the subject.

well i can only give you advice based on my own experience, which is very little. but what i do know is that relationships that begin on the basis of outer attraction usually dont work. there is such a thing as a working relationship, you just have to find a piece that matches you're puzzle and won't dissapoint you over time. think long-term. it's all you can do.

A lot of people died during World War 2. Please solve

Speak to hot random woman platonically till you feel more comfortable. and alcohol/ getting your testosterone levels up can only help.

>19 year old kid here. tell me your problems, and i'll solve them for you.
I'm tired of teenagers thinking they know everything when in fact they're absolutely retarded. What to do?

Give me proof pls, WW2 was a lie.

i have acheived great success professionally, have loads of money and respect from my peers, and still feel empty and hollow inside. even my scotch and cigar collection seems trite and useless. wat do?

>im just more morally ambiguous than most other therapists.

by which you mean you're a selfish, entitled fucking cunt

hell though this is probably all lies anyway

people dont lie on the internet, oh wait they do.
Tbf its not worth lying about.

It's called depression.

Cheers

Take happy pills. find someone to date/care about.

Hahaha haha

I have incurable super AIDs

Nothing is worth lying about to a bunch of anonymous strangers. Yet, people still do it every goddamn day about the most trivial shit imaginable.

Go and rape the people you dont like.

high schools a rough place. older people tend to forget that, and lose touch with their inner child and what it was like when they were younger. but the hard truth is that the only thing you can possibly hope for in high school is to graduate with a clear conscience. everything else you do in school doesn't really matter. dont get hung up on the details. after high school your life will continue. run out the clock until graduation. there are bigger parts to your existence than being a high school student.

life does get harder, but solutions always come with time.

Raping you

lets say you want to find a new job that you dont completely hate, okay? where would you apply

>Go and rape the people you dont like.


meants for you

Seems like the older you get the more you complicate things, your problems may seem easier to analyze in the eyes of a younger individual.

Its not rape if i want it bbz

I know, still going to rape you

Thanks OP

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OoOoOoO la la, the AIDs will be so many

i agree, i completely forget what its like being 19 year old me. i remember having little to no concern for anyone other than myself, and as a result i was way less stressed than i am now. its like i was a sociopath back then and wasnt afraid of anything, now the world seems way too fucking big and the future is fucking terrifying.

2/10 would absolutely rape

they i can give in to tyrone the next night.
my bbc man.

then he can give it to his other fuck boys,and his wife and probably children the weirdo

I beat the shit out of my best friend and hospitalized him when we were drinking. He got multiple surgeries and the day after I wounded up making an ass out of myself once again by slapping around a girl (my mates ex) and I scared all the people out of my house. Surprisingly, I'm not in jail. meh just another normal day over here.

Not if I give it to them first

Go to anger management, before someone you end up in prison, or getting fucked up by a better fighter.

jeez man. haven't encountered that problem myself. it most certainly sounds cliche, but life has no editor to remove the cliche details of our life, therefore they exist. I'd say as much as you;ve probably been tempted and much you've wanted to, avoid all drugs and alcohol. a hobby sounds like a little too simple of a solution to solve your problem, but try getting one of those, perhaps something that you've always wanted to do and never did? even if it doesn't change the chemicals in your brain, it will knock something off your list and it will have distracted you from your depression in the meantime.

please tell me more if you can

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Bro, im hungry. Please Fuck off with the food pictures. replace it with puppies or some shit.

Better advice: keep being yourself and keep standing your ground and punch out who you need too. Who you be if you stopped being yourself or let people push you around because you threw a few slaps. In fact develop an awesome reputation for respect and beat up someone higher up in authority

I have a girl who was my girlfriend 4 years ago, she never let me, but she knew someone else, that guy was her boyfriend but she now want come back with me, but we still having problems, what to do?
Sorry for my bad english, spanish fag here

how to not be such a beta fag

Learn English problem solved. Next!!!

i agree

I already went to anger management and completed everything not like it did much, and I always enjoy a good fight. Thanks for the advice though.

Relationships are hard, both of you will fight for the relationship if its meant to be.
If its not, end when you've had enough.

Take xanax. Next!!!!

23yo male here. Solve my problem fuckhead.

Yeah, I think we should hold off on the classes until we figure out the best solution.

I was under the impression that we were going to host the XXXX-XXXX Application ourselves. Remember, hosting the CMS doesn't mean we're hosting anything for clients. We're just providing people with the tools necessary to generate HTML files... they must then go and find hosting themselves.

But after our meeting with XXXX, it seems that he thinks its best to deliver a full version of the CMS to each client. This leaves us with the following options.

1. Teach clients how to deploy and maintain the XXXX-XXXX application in the cloud.

2. Configure and deploy the XXXX-XXXX application on each client's account without educating them on the process.

Both options generate HTML files that must be hosted somewhere. This is yet another step in the process.

My original plan of using the software-as-a-service model would allow users to interact with our CMS hosted at a central location, (XXXX-XXXX.com). This would immediately get them started using the CMS with login/password credentials. Using this option, clients could either download their website as a zip file, or publish and directly update files on their website. Essentially it's processes would be similar to that of Wix or Squarespace.

Not sure which route we should take at this point. But I don't see any use in meeting with corporate college until we figure out which solution to go with.

-me

man I watched the second tmnt movie yesterday and its like 80's ADD mixed with autism before people invented it to describe little retards that flip out for no reason... nothing makes sense you cant even follow watever the claymation turtles are fucking saying I was fucking scarred

I know speak in english, and I understand it, but I have a problem when I write in english you dirty nigga.

Hell ya brother

Confirmed retarded person

Make a pro-con list, communicate with your team and make an informed decision. if not flip and coin to decide

Destroy memory with enough alcohol. problem solved.

Sorry man but that was too long and I didn't read it. But I'm sure just dealing with it will be the answer

i have a very good female friend who is getting bashed by her husband on the daily. I offered to permanently deal with him but she doesn't want me to "cos of the kids". what do?

if you're looking for a long term job, think about what you're going to be like in 10 years or even 20. like a career choice. what can you look your in-laws or peers in the face and say that you are proud of being?

if you're talking about a minimum wage job or a temporary shit job. I don't think there are going to be any that don't require sheer luck or constant confidence and willpower in order to continue being able to work there.

Fuck her right in the pussy in front of him and the kids. Cuckold style. Damn I'm good at this

Kids are being scarred worse by being there and it not being solved. Either make her see the way, report to the authorities or bash the husband on the daily till he is scared enough not to hit her.

I like it.

solid plan is solid. She does have nice fakeys

basically ive achieved everything i dreamed about back when i was 19, and now im 30 and feel like theres nowhere left to go. i have more money than i can spend and am very good at what i do, but nothing seems to satisfy me at all. i think that helped me get where i am today since ive never felt satisfied with anything and always try to do better at everything i do. now i feel like ive maxed out and still find no joy in anything.

I keep feeling empty and shitty everyday because my woman and I recently broke up and she's the love of my life. The thought of her getting cream pied by some skinny jeans non lifting beta fag is killing me. That's the type of guy I hear she is seeing. Perhaps I need to worry about myself and go MGTOW. Thoughts?

hmmmm, I am starting to think this is the only option. It will come to this soon. Thanks OP

Rape the kid in the skinny jeans so he can't walk in skinny jeans anymore

im sorry dude i couldnt really understand what you typed there. if you could rephrase for me?

its not OP, your welcome anyway.

Hahahahaha maybe I will

no problem dude

>OP saying no problem to himself

My problem here OP...is I can't tell you my problem or even post it because it's too fucked up and might land my ass in jail. That's my problem

This is now a food thread. OC here

Dont be a pussy just tell us what ever lie you came up with already

Privately email me

what do you feel is stopping you from being alpha?

I need a girlfriend. Thanks.

My giant floppy vag

Buy one

first can you tell me what mgtow means?

You have one to sell? Stores here don't have them.

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