Killing myself tomorrow. Don't waste time telling me not to; mind made up, and I'm not an attention whore...

Killing myself tomorrow. Don't waste time telling me not to; mind made up, and I'm not an attention whore, so don't bother.
All I want from you is to tell me how I do it.
Trips decides; quads & ill stream it too.

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why kill yourself op?

dont rly care if u die
im a tipsy girl btw

swim with a toaster man... best way

by the way, check em'

Because reasons; nobody cares about them.
Just want to see how.

do it

lolwat im too buzzed

why u wanna kill yourself?

alluha akbar

autoeratic exfixiation that you don't get down from in whichever of your two parents room

>wear your siblings panties/underwear

Because reasons.
Not an attention whore; not getting into them.
All I want is logical means delivered in the form or consecutive repeating digits.

Reported op inhope the mods get you the help you need

OK m8. Gun to temple, hanging, train, or jump. All 4 are prob the most likely to succeed. Don't use pills, you might spend rest of short life on dialysis

old age

also checked

Almost forgot, and fucking stream it.

Join the army, die in glorious combat.

Lol, I'm not posting threats or CP, so nobody will give a fuck.
I don't want them to anyway; I can see the emergency exit & I'm going for it.
JUST GIVE ME LOGICAL MEANS IN THE FORM OF REPEATING DIGITS.

Find and kill Hillary.

At least do something worthwhile with your meaningless life.

Hang yourself by your balls, make it impossible to escape, and just keep hanging there until you die of dehydration.

Reroll

reroll

>Razorwire noose
>fashion around neck
>glue hands to sides of head
>jump down
>rip own head off

Swallowing coins until death,
Dying while saving a child from a car accident,
Jumping in front of a terrorist,
becoming a terrorist and blowing yourself up,
maybe swallow a bunch of firecrackers (probably wont kill you
Go on a trip to the great north and try to survive in the wildrerness as long as possible

It's ok to kill yourself OP, just do it in a way that doesn't make yourself shameful. Personally If i had to choose how I would die right now, It would be to die helping someone else.

Rolling for op to jump off building while screaming "Alluha Akbar" and streaming it.

Reroll

Oh well. One last shot. Either you're enlisting tomorrow or something else. Best of luck!

> become gay
> wait at gay night club
> stream it

Re-reroll

Some baby dicked loser always has to make it political

Seek help

Re-re-roll

BB gun, hostage situation, Death by cop.

Bonus points if you have a ski mask

These would be some long ass streams.

Last try

Pls don't you have so much to live for. Just kidding, use a gun obviously.

I don't want help, I want DEATH.
Pure & simple.

get

>Take big poop in bucket
>Cover with siran wrap
>Leave for 24 hours
>Come back and hyperventilate with head in bucket until you pass out
>Die

Too soon

trips get

lol, like Hillary's a fucking threat.
She's not winning this one & will be so old & decrepit by the end of Trump's 8 years she won't stand a chance.

...

rolling

People WILL miss you. They will be wrecked, haunted by it for life. Don't do it man. But if you will anyway, jump off a skyscraper doing flips.

this

Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha. Trumps gon get raeped by her.

If you really wanted it you would have done it by now and you wouldn't be asking how or playing games.

BTW when I was going to do it it was a hot bath and a slice to the femoral artery.

This country elected Dubya. TWICE.

Trump's going all the way.

Boy shut the fuck up, IT'S LIKE YOU DONT WANT TO SEE AN HERO

I've put it off for a while. No more of that shit.

Trying to give back to the community with this.

This country elected dubya once actually

The mods are obligated by law to report when someone might commit suicide

old age

...

Let it go, Al; nobody cares anymore.

Manbearpig's still out there.

Nothing's happening if nobody gets trips.

Die of old age

old age

This fagget will never an hero

Give back what? You have to do something worth while in the first place for people to give a shit. The only thing you're going to do is piss of the few people who cared about you. Waste your parents money on a funeral nobody is going to give a shit about and be an even bigger disappointment than you already have been by wasting however many years invested your life. Do you know how many things died to feed you this any years just so you could maybe show an inkling of potential rather than being a massive faggot?

If you want to to make a difference in the world strap on a pair of balls and go make some sort of change in the life of at least one person.

Where might one procure said strap-on balls?

My local Wal-Mart doesn't seem to carry them.

>Give back what? You have to do something worth while in the first place

Wait, how are you giving back from what you've already contributed?

Please OP don't do it

Watch the movie Gran Torino

Certainly not without trips.

I did. Obviously failed to elicit the desired effect.

Wasn't THAT fucking bad.

Watch this then.

youtu.be/Gaq62VCcnew

good old fashioned sidearm death, preferably a 1911

Just fucking do it, stop shitposting.
The fact that you are shitposting proves that you won't do it, and proves that you are an attentionfag.

Your burden of proof is pretty autistic.

If I had to ask Sup Forums how to kill myself, and then offered to let them gamble on whether or not I stream it, I think that would be a worse low than just wanting to kill myself. You already have no dignity, why are you doing this? Just fucking do it

Live to the ripe old age of 89 then ride a unicycle into a train.

The burden of your existence is pretty autistic

Oh, I could come up with a way; I'm not asking you how because I don't know.

I'm asking you how and letting the fate of consecutively repeated digits decide, because I fucking feel like it.

I feel the same way. Hence this thread.

Where everyone's too big of a faggot to GET already.

quads hoping
Set yourself on fire

Toaster in the bath tub

Just fking do it and become an hero

poo

A man would choose his own death, this is petty and childish. That being said, rolling for bullet to the temple

Death by severe rectal trauma

Jump into the middle of a highway.

Reroll

are you the good night pupper guy?

It shall be

Roll

Fuck. So close. Rerolling for dignity

That one's too much of a cancer to do anybody a favor by killing himself.

large cactus up ass then bleed out

Hang yourself but also tie a little noose onto your penis and hang that too.

So when someone finds you, you are hanging and your penis is hanging too

roll

Bleach Ammonia cocktail. Also, do it now you cunt, i have to work tomorrow

bullet to stomach

So close.

Order a hitman on yourself. Try to outwit him. Document your adventures. Nuff said

This is the best advice really

Rolling for op to live so we can become friends

I second this

Ensure trump wins, not going to say how, but something.

rolling

Like this right here

Rerolling

weird. girl i work with killed herself a few days ago. I covered her shift and the boss called me "a lifesaver" lol.

how are you planning to do it? Did you take care of your finances and pack your stuff yet? don't make everyone else clean up all your stuff dude.