/heem/: slam edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Bellator wants Rory
mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12029734/scott-coker-says-free-agent-rory-macdonald-is-somebody-wed-definitely

>ONE CEO thinks a sale wouldn't help the UFC expand into China mmafighting.com/2016/6/25/12010028/one-ceo-doesnt-think-potential-sale-means-a-ufc-expansion-to-china market

>Hilson Heis is confident
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-201s-wilson-reis-i-wouldnt-be-surprised-if-i-knock-out-champ-demetrious-johnson

>Sam Alvey vs. Eric Spicely added to UFC Fight Night 91 in South Dakota
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/sam-alvey-vs-eric-spicely-added-to-ufc-fight-night-91-in-south-dakota

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youtube.com/watch?v=3l-0P7NRJBA
youtube.com/watch?v=2rQjJhg1MyI
youtube.com/watch?v=dL32a8JOyNM
i.4cdn.org/sp/1466949033823.webm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

is he ded?

Schaub Bless

Requesting more cool grappling and posting more

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>Sam Alvey fighting a TUF contestant
kek

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someone post conor v josé webm

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who is fighting in this webm?

>machida shirt
>0 (zero) post-USADA fights

was schaub on tha sauce?

thx, conor bless u

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>eric spicely
does he atleast put on spicely angers?

shape

funk I miss Genki

holy shit did his skull get crackd open?

bro, they had to inject stem cells and steroids directly into his chin every day to keep him from dying

Jotkos trip here gets me hard

>no great quality video

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>tfw you will never see retro formative UFC again

wMMA exists tho.

Bisping will stay champ until 2020. My repeating digits will confirm.

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wew

man pointing towards the right corner of the screen

>100% wew lad

My boy! Pedro Rizzo!
More webms of his?

Rule Britannia lad

youtu.be/BBQXc_xvX7Y

fuckin' witnessed

Why are the Glory commentators so damn awful?

v. nice

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I'm not ready for this

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Why do Redditors come on here to post about "muh gets"?

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thanks for the (you)

>slamming someone on their head

truly a scumbag move

Do they? I didn't realise they did.

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>Getting dominated by a manlet

Last grappling based webm need more.
And also going to bed. Night heem.

saenchai is a munster
he won with a point deduction and while not being allowed to use some of the muay thai techniques he traditionally uses

meme magic make it so

posting some good fights from GLORY 31

>Seanchai vs Eddy Nait Slimani
youtube.com/watch?v=3l-0P7NRJBA

>Van Roosmalen vs Sittichai
youtube.com/watch?v=2rQjJhg1MyI

>Kongolo vs Groenhart
youtube.com/watch?v=dL32a8JOyNM

That ref was on his ass the whole time for catching kicks, clinching, and sweeps. Funny that the other guy threw the elbow.

if Zingano doesn't get a title shot after dominating next fight, all is wrong with the world.

>Seanchai
*Saenchai

>good fights
>no heems

pick one

The main event was a LHW heem and it was anticlimactic as fuck.

that was the main event of the prelims m8
the main event was sittichai vs van roosmalen

Misspoke nigga

Dickhead ref, in the replay you could see he caught kick, braced and was ready to throw a strike.

Catching kicks and countering is legal in Glory too.l Just extended holding isnt. The ref was just being a cunt. Though deserve the warning for the takedown.
>Dat cheeky second takedown he let go of early to avoid point deduction
Top kek

>Not being hype for The Black Warrior

Did he die?

Why haven't Petrosyan and Holzken ever fought?

The way he can do so little and effortlessly have opponent sprawling over, is pretty amazing.

different weightclass

Can someone do some Joe Rogan commentary here?
i.4cdn.org/sp/1466949033823.webm

I would but my English sucks tbqh

Barely and they share a lot of common opponents.

So is brendon schaub ducking rich piano?

Super rare to see in MMA too. I wonder how he would do in MMA. He is with tristar I think
I would but I have no idea how to put voice clips on webms

They're both ducking previous thread

his name is brandon you casual

Is Cruz /heem/'s collective boy?

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Daily reminder that i could easily permaheem you

lol

...is this real

and...is he talkin about jackin it?

He is up there in age, I dunno. It could work if they match him with more striking based fighter and he learns to avoid take-downs. Or do modified rules bout, something like when Crocop went to Pride and fought Wanderlei.

BELIEVE YOU ME

it's real
cruz's twitter is fun

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>2016
>still fat shaming

Cruz is no longer my boy

Is Kid Nate the epitome of an alpha male? Smart, educated, handsome, caring and able to beat you up with his bare hands.

>fatty fat fat fat cunt detected

wich gadelha wud u claud

based dom

The blood is actually coming from big dude's nose. Little guy was tagging him up.

>vocaroo
>convert to mp3
>convert webm to avi
>merge them in movie maker
>upload it to tube site

its a lot of work I know

Jesus Fucking Christ

and just happens to be exactly where the guys head is

sorry too much work bout to go to bed

Do you think I would actually lie on the internet?

Who would win?

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you can see what looks like a droplet of blood on the end of his nose on multiple occasions and blood on the floor far away from the kid
there's also blood under the kid's head when he moves though

bisping for PM imo

you guys didn't even like my poem