comfy morning edition
/brit/
arac
well good morning
>Christmas in 3 days
>still havent got all my presents
This is not good
gas the germans lads
you'll plan ahead but be too drunk to choose the more appropriate action
>oh yeah buy two bottles of spirits because the bottle-o shuts at 11
>now have two bottles of spirits to get drunk on instead of buying one, finishing that and deciding the trip is too much effort
that TurboMan will be sold out by now
>he's never had a lock-in in the pub
loool
wait, you can't but alcohol after 10 pm in pubs?
I thought we were talking 10 pm cutoff for liquor stores.
that's dumb as fuck
...
You can buy alcohol as long as the pub is open but they have to shut sometime, you bellend
Think before you post
Oswald Spengler predicted this a hundred years ago.
The EU is pretty based for telling the government they can't record everyone's internet history. Bet Theresa's fuming.
This is why we should never allow social conservative surveillance state nutters near top jobs.
Why don't Australians celebrate Christmas?
Christmas shopping for the cat today, lads.
>be at lock in
>try to nick a glass (bantz)
>landlord takes it and tells me to piss off
>go home
>walk into a copper
>tell him that pub's having a lock in
>go home smug
A healthy body mass?
So can you buy alcohol after 10 pm in pubs or not ?
Or is that rule for liquor shops? which is it? you're giving me conflicting info.
don't even celebrate christmas
t. family of agnostic jews
That's a crazy coincidence, just today I saw a cat
Wasn't the EU
snitch
no way
i take solace in the fact that when us whities are gone, the world will automatically revert to 3rd world conditions
good lad
That's desperate as fuck.
youtube.com
was asked if i was training biceps today by the burrito man, i explained i was actually boxing but nonetheless it was flattering
>implying the chinks and japs won't steamroll everyone
Way!!
Why don't Americans say "Merry Christmas"?
I said pub and the paddy said shop/off license
what's conflicting?
>captcha: virgen close
>china has nobody to make anything for
>t-they wont collapse i s-swear
hah
>chinks and japs
>implying those two would work together
>>china has nobody to make anything for
so?
study some economics, bub
>be policeman
>On the beat late at night
>Some drunk runt comes up to me and says a pub is having a lock in
>Tell him thanks and send him on his way
>Think about what a sad-case he is and carry on with my patrol
look at this slut.
You just know that she craves for some dicking.
both of those posts say the same thing. you can't buy off-licence past 10. off licence are places like bottle-o's.
licenced venues are bars, clubs etc serve until a cut off time, either closing or a mandatory time.
When did this happen?
how do you think they made their economy dumb cunt
Are you fucking dense m8? Our internet history has been recorded since the labour years.
What sets our data collection apart is that it's not meta data that's collected, it's everything.
Jesus fucking educate yourself.
banter
Didn't imply that
china is just a factory country, they don't have the intel to make anything themselves yet
happy holidays
>economies of countries are set in stone and never change
>not understanding a single word i said
shart
pls pay reparations for mh17
daylight robbery
>it says here you post regularly on a congolese mineral extraction forum
Then no more japs.
I could pay you in my semen.
How much would you like?
China is a beautiful country and the future of the world
Learn some East Asian history
fuck off
Your post as a reply to mine made no sense in the context of the conversation.
Gib me some chinese porn
>in 20 years you'll need to bring in a printed copy of your lasts months internet history to job interviews
alri mr rudd
Don't bother. Everyone in the west is in denial.
Gonna be in for a rude awakening in the next 10 years.
cannot WAIT for russia to be nuked even though that'll probably only improve the country
*China is enveloped in a cloud of toxic smog, slowly killing it's population of largely sociopathic worker drones.
Wish I spent my weeb years learning Japanese so I could make a decent living translating doujins
wow savage
just put a cheeky tenner on the leccy card lads
might boil the kettle haha
sorry but Quality Street caramel can't hold a candle to Roses'
>3 days till crimbo
is it too late to ask mummy for a new sketchbook?
@68933171
They're both shit you utter runt.
Nothing worse than agoraphobia 2bh lads.
>happy holidays
>mate wants me to make an old school runescape account
hmm.
Which is also why they're producing a massive amount of solar panels and exceeding their expectations for greening their energy. By the way, the entire solar industry and its record cents-per-kilowatts in the last year have been thanks to China.
How ironic that the least democratic country is making the democratization of energy production possible for so much of the world (c o__o)
do you reckon Boots would print off a photo with my balls hanging out?
Naughty BRIT
my my bruce what a lovely drawing *stifles laugh*
*sticks it on the fridge*
Both countries have changed since then. And there are ten times more chinese than there are japs.
its fun even if its just for a while
>largely sociopathic worker drones.
this kind of western meme is why China will blindside everyone
Chinese are smarter than us, and there's hundreds of millions more of them than us.
creasing
2017 is my year lads
Yes
nut roast for christmas dinner
what about fedoraphobia
>Chinese are smarter than us
umm no sweetie
chinese are inept mongs who can only do mathematics
they're literal robots
fuck off ching chang
>he had "weeb years"
tragic
thank christ I packed that in
roasting my chestnuts on an open fire
All Frenchmen should be killed
>he had one second of his life dedicated to weebism
HOWRING
cheers la, its for christmas and I haven't got time for it to get denied
White nationalists should fuck off
business idea: secure a future for white people
Breman Museum in Atlanta says it is paying $2 a click to stop neo-Nazi site being top result for ‘did the Holocaust happen’
*sticks you in the fridge*
hmm
weebs are fucking pathetic man
what's worse is rorke weebs who try and pretend japs are white or 'one of us'
>David Cameron was Prime Minister for only 5 and a half years
weird. Felt like Cameron's Britain lasted much longer than that and that he was a part of British society for a much longer, more important period.
But in truth he'll probably be remembered as a Literally-Who? prime minister in history
BREED BLACK