Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>rattle edition

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Rory-sama claimed

Post best Overwatch grill and tell me why its D.va

bye bye

Hello

Claiming Aki-slut

Sucks, neighborhood has kids trying to go into gangs because it's reel family, fam.
How about your benis for forever?
Gütten morning
>claim

Akiko claimed

Mei is bae

claimed.
nigga pls, mai-ling da bess

You have everything under control it seems.
Any plans for the summer?

If it isn't the biggest city, why is it the capital?

cya Konata! You are awesome too!

rolling trips to steal

Best type moon claimed.
Mercy best girl.

Still chillin

If it's just a grill Mercy or Mei. But overall for me it's Genji.

>Mio

I mean, she is second best grill but no dva

Too old

you getting cucked tonight again, boy?

I am here because of the people who support the ideea that /waifu/ is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
People already are having fun in discord/ts/telegram, and they don't feel the need to come and post in here anymore.

This thread was supposed to be like a chat, for people with similar opinions and things they like, anime.

Now that they have ts, discord, tele, they don't bother coming in here anymore.
You know them by the common name.
E L I T E.

>not the ausfag
Well, still happy to share.
To stop a war between Melbourne and Sydney because they both wanted to be the capital. Until Canberra was founded we were just a bunch of colonies.

Notice me

>not wanting delicious healing christmas cake
Shit taste.

I live in Queensland, does that count?

the telegram chat is fucking dead unless I'm in the wrong one

Genji is shitty brother

Most mercys I have refuse to rez me so she isnt really helpful also shes too old

I am here because of trolls who support the idea that my mom is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
Trolls already are preparing for her funeral and they don't need to come and fuck my mom here anymore.

my mum was supposed to be a slut, for people with shit tastes and shit oppinions.

Now that she's dead, they don't bother fucking her anymore.
You know them by the common name.
T R O L L

Have a (You) as per the official currency of /waifu/
Dva is for the gamar boiz to satisfy their fetish.
Not the regular ausfag then.
Go to bed man. 10 pm is late boy.

Genji is good, I'm able to hold objectives with him easily. Hanzo needs fixing, with those arrows and the hit boxes. I much prefer Genji

im in many discords, are any of the ones listed the /waifu/ discord?

>Genji is shitty brother
But Genji is the Abel to Hanzo's Cain

>Most mercys I have refuse to rez me so she isnt really helpful also shes too old
That's because you suck and rush in alone to get killed.
>too old
Gay as fuck, stick to your shitty loli.

So Rory what the fuck is crones disease and how does one get it ?

I miss you guys.
Put in my two week notice at the night job so I'm almost out, then I can chat a little more.
How are you all.

Yeah. I still cant wait for mcree and widow to be nerfed to hell

Shota but ye

Nah, most mercys are in a premade and only rez their shitty friends

Superfast
Superfast
I come in last
And just - in time - for break - fast

Roll for Sachi
Mercy.
Not sure yet.
I did get offered job during summer, so i might go do that.
What about you? Got any plans?

>Shota
Mercy hates everyone.

I will cry tears of joy that day. They are both very annoying to get. Especially Widow's ult, you walk around the corner and you're basically dead

still here

>no one replies because no one cares

My darling little waifu.

Sup

Widow is easily the most OP hero in the game. Easily double as OP as mcree

Gotta choose this

Since when was there so many Discords? I'm in one from this thread and I don't see it on that list. Do people feel the need to make one every day or something?

nothing much. yourself?

Sometimes you find unexpected things on the archive.
randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/689257127#p689260173

On another note, is there a better archive up or do we have to stick to this one?

I care my nigga
Karen always cares
how's it hanging, what do you mean about the discords?

...

Homu
It worked
The issue resolved itself, I can quick reply fine now.

I prefer Desustorage but it doesn't have Sup Forums.

>3d
different discords for different shit i moderate a few of them
hi bby looking cute as always

Homu.

In the right hands Genji is a fucking monster
In contrary to other heroes whom have rather static combos (Roadhog, Mcree) Genji's abilities are very situational and can be strung together in a myriad of ways. He also has the only reset on kill mechanic in the game, giving him a very rewarding kit if played smart. His ult can be absolutely devastating and his shuriken do some real decent damage. You know what I'm talking about if you ever get 3 straight headshots on a squishy. Deflect is probably the best non-ultimate skill in the game, being able to deflect every single projectile in the game. It This includes Zarya ult, Tracer ult, Mei ult, Hanzo ult (in arrow form)
In theory it can send back an infinite amount of damage, making Genji the tankiest hero in the game

>with those arrows and the hit boxes
This
Way too easy to hit people from very far away, especially for a hero that's supposed to be higher skill floor.
Also you can apparently even headshot people completely hidden behind walls? Come the fuck on

Work. I'm bored and tired as fuck

Some people feel important when making a new chat.

>Shit taste.
What did you expect?

>To stop a war between Melbourne and Sydney because they both wanted to be the capital.
Makes sense I suppose. I'm not too familiarised with the geopolitics and history of Oceania.

Welcome back Tsuyu!

>How are you all.
I'm dying, the heat is too strong here. Help.

Getting a job during summer is always great news.
I might try to do the same, but at best I could be either a dishwasher or a tutor for dumb kids who need to study maths or stuff like that.

Mercy is best girl.

claimed.
>NEWSPAPER ARRIVES RIGHT WHEN I BACK TO CLAIM
>I JUST GOT DONE DELIVERING THE LAST BATCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>In the right hands Genji is a fucking monster
You're counting yourself in there aren't you, trash.

Do you even run bro? Your waifu would be disappointed in your quarter mile

>What did you expect?
I expect anyone who dislikes Mercy to be gay, which I guess was confirmed.

And some people feel important by shitposting

I like that picture for some reason

Yeah, a lot of the time she is really strong. She's worse when played by people who main her. I've started to quit more matches since there's no way I'm going to get much experience for playing it.

Why not just one main discord with different channels? I guess I'm in the Overwatch one as that's what we play. It seems like there will be so many servers at some point it'll be hard to keep track.

I started playing Hanzo and yeah he's a little op. He defiantly needs some fixes

There will be so many soon enough then, too many. I'm just sticking to one for now

SYMMETRA IS BEST GIRL
GOD DAMN BLING ON HER ENTIRE ARM

thanks nig

Hey rad guy, how're you doing?
Shiki got me the volumes I needed
Also there was some dude here yesterday with 1700 files in his Karen folder, fucking crazy nigga
How was your day?

wat?
wat
Welcome back

Which waifu is the schwanz king?

>SYMMETRA IS BEST GIRL
Poo in loo can't be best girl.

they are all from different shit, like one is for mgs from Sup Forums, one is from /v4c/ and some others i dont remember what they are from i just join random ones all the time, i just didnt know if i was even in the /waifu/ discord, because im in so many Sup Forums related ones.

Those groups might get three-hundred posts on a very active day.

There is one main group server. The others are for specific circumstances, such as conversing only when high or drunk, or just a tiny gathering of an individual's closest pals. There are even severs between only two or three people, who simply wanted a private place to talk and game.

Oh goodie, do you have your (You)s as well?

Yea I only use RA for Sup Forums, rebecca black tech covers Sup Forums and Sup Forums and there are probably archives for other boards.

Tsuyuless.

I think it's funnier if we don't know, I don't have a single clue either way.

huh thats an intreresting pic there

I'm ok im just at work sitting in a wheelchair doing well
Wheelies waiting for the guy who I left out of the building to come back.

I'm just tired I want to go home. But I offered to stay and extra 30 minutes so the girl im working with won't be alone in the store with like 20 workerers who barely speak English

That's one too many dimensions for me

This faggot and his accusations
You've seen what happens 80% of the time a Genji screams "THE DRAGON BECOMES MEH" The other 20% of the time the enemy team is just shredded to small piles of salt

I played him a couple times. Just spam your infinite arrows and eventually you'll get kills. They travel very fast and do stupid damage with a ridiculous hitbox. Then you get dragons and you shout at them and you either get potg or they move out of the way. Repeat until game ends either way. I will admit it is fun to oneshot squishies in small corridors with scatter shot

>SYMMETRA IS BEST GIRL
Sandnigger favors bollywood streetshitter girl

he's not a waifu
He's just The Schwanz King

>Do you even run bro?
Yes, I do, and quite often unless I have important stuff to do.

>Your waifu would be disappointed in your quarter mile
I don't run quarter miles, I run 1-5km. I'd be better than most people running a quarter mile though.

>I expect anyone who dislikes Mercy to be gay, which I guess was confirmed.
Yes, it was. The Swiss doc a best.

ALL HAIL KING NEPTUNE AND HIS WATER BREATHERS

I am the Shwanz king
I am also Mugi, Mai and Hand bro

No unibrow and she is clearly a clean poo in the loo
She is a viable best girl

lmao I forgot what I was doing and forgot the other half of your reply.
How was your day today nig

Yes! Not gonna use 4chanx though, too afraid to fuck it up

Hey, is not about feeling important.
Is about sending a message.

...

Hello you, please don't die.

Q?

Severe inflammation of the digestive tract due to an autoimmune problem. If you dont have it, you cant catch it. Mainly genetic. Mainly sticks to the large bowel but can move up to the stomach. Mine has.
Sup froggo. I guess things are going good for you.
I love schwanz king. I miss him.
Its pretty simple.

Oh I see, I was mistaken then. But still that's a lot of Discord servers. From what I hear there's a lot of steam groups also. Nice forehead also

That sounds, odd. The private ones are good though. Still it feels like there will be so many based on different things that it'll be confusing for people.

I didn't enjoy his ultimate that much. It's really easy to avoid unless he's close. But yeah that's basically it. But I find Widow players usually take me out playing as Hanzo

i didnt ask for me

more*

Yes you did slut

Oh this is legit tsuyu? Thought you were a shitposter
How's it going dude? Read your text.
You gonna leave once you quit your job?

Mai is an idea, not a person.

What
Are you in a wheelchair? Or just doing wheelies in the wheelchair?
You a good nigga for staying with the girl my man

all the desktop alerts, i feel so popular!
>
playing vidya
you can fuck right off any time now.

shut up faggot and go back to redit

Who knows? Probably because of best girl.

Ohayo Karen. How's it going?

Yo dude
What do you mean about the newspaper lol

>ALL HAIL KING NEPTUNE AND HIS WATER BREATHERS
Super fast, super fast and just in time for breakfast

>Unless he's close
Mid range you mean? Short range it's just an arrow
His ult is a good zoning tool, but only really useful in a combo with Reinhardt, Mei or Zarya
Basically used similar to a Dva ult

>That pic
I like

He is a shitposter that always puts some effort into his posts.

A?
>I didn't get it

Your choice, it would be better to figure out why it fucked up.
>I am also Mugi, Mai and Hand bro
I knew it.

I've been here longer then you I can post what I want

kagami claimed!!

doubt that playboy.

You should

Yeah mid range. Yeah it's best when teamed up with another ult, but that doesn't happen too often. It's best to clear out a space, if the team actually goes in.

I promise I won't die. But in exchange you have to come here more. Deal?

>Its pretty simple.
Prison, remove some abos, colonise with good people and pic related?

>Emi

They always deliver it after I already delivered the others to the rest of the building, so I end up needing to go through the building twice!

I know, Akiko. I know exactly.

bumpo

Remember when these threads were about posting and discussing waifus? Now they're avatar-fag galore. Sad times.

Things are quite well.
No more stress and drama at the bs night job.
Glorious full time 6-2 is all I need.

Silly Karen, that would be a silly shitpost.
And no, what I'm saying is what I said above, quitting the night job so I can get away from the stress and such. I'll be around here more after these next two weeks. I'm gonna focus on getting my shit together and keeping up with my friends and such.

It's for the customers i just like to fuck around with it.

I need me some tomboy anime.
Keep telling yourself that

Space dandy is pretty ok so far

This.

this nigga gets it

Kagami!
How's it going?

Wait so if you deliver the paper, why is there someone else delivering the paper to the exact same place?

I was also both ayas

Lots of people have been posting tsuyu randomly, that's what I meant.
Glad to have you back dude, how's the lady?

This. This thread is full of edgy teens who think they know what Sup Forums is all about.

Superfast
superfast
I come in last