there's got to be more to life than this edition
/brit/
cara
doing a poo
...
the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle
prove
me
wrong
willy overdue for a service
Christmas has turned into "do your siblings shopping for them"
Mummy
[shitty and ignored blogpost]
you clearly don't live on your own
if my brother just got me my shopping for christmas I'd fucking deck him
had a girl with this body
considered texting her today but fuck her
I'd bum her bum
>butt fuck her
must've been a bloody good text haha
2 is my long-distance e-gf
You getting your sister some bread and crisps?
can you imagine christmas alone?
that'd be fucking great
no family to pretend to like and do small talk with
no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
no excess of sugary shit that gets offered to you
*enters the thread*
no but she wants a coffee pot (not an aeropress) and some coffee
>yank
Try again
>no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
alri 'sheedy boy, off you fuck
hmmmm jordan getting brave on facebook threatening to leak my dick pics
like I won't just post his sister's escort profile
9 has great hair
youtube.com
ah yes england
That's fair enough 2bh
I just ate a subway sandwich
sure there are people that regret it but they all have fucked up minds with a whole host of unmanageable issues
not like the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy
enjoy christmas with the wog part of my family but not the anglo one
you done well there mate
the munter amongst mingers
gonna do this in a bit as well
no she's not
the mum and sister telling me i HAVE to go to my grandmother's on chrissy
fucking hate family
might join you on that one lads xx
>the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy
oi jordan reply to me on fb
>tired of the rorkes
>try r/socialism
>they banned the word 'crazy' because it might offend mental people
>get called a 'brocialist' because I think class struggle is more important than identity politics.
>tfw socialism not allowed, cataloguing microagressions more important
>they ban people for having dissenting opinions
>they lock threads immediately if they got outside attention to stop 'contamination'
gay website, tfw to intelligent to post there
Want a gf so I can go to super nice michelin restaurants with her and spend all my dads money haha
meet-up idea: /brit/ subway run
creasing at people who spent thousands on a gothninja wardrobe and are now stuck with it
go to 8ch and visit /leftypol/
it's like a smug, very left-wing version of /his/ and /lit/
FOB
Alright lads, been away for a while. does the Brum paki still post?
haha jordan crying on facebook begging me not to post it
im not replying to you on there anymore kid
if you want to speak to me then do it in the public domain
would you trust a frenchman that told you not to trust frenchmen?
>r/socialism
>i'm a socialist but not an sjw
>"not a good fit for our community"
>i'm an sjw but not a socialist
>"YOU'RE"
>"GOLDEN"
nothing of reddit is unsalvageable
that's 8ch.p l
Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.
the mandem
>nothing of reddit is salvageable
woopsy ;^)
>[shitty and ignored blogpost]
(12:53AM, Dec. 22nd) - Listening to Van Halen on Spotify. I was thinking deeply about film-making tonight, more amped up than ever. I had thought about writing "Little Blue Man" but was concerned about the moral implications. So I thought about my short-film idea for hunters who get hunted. That turned into me looking up popular short-films, and when I read about one that was comedic (something about a chef and sea monsters) I thought about my greentext video idea.
>cracked the screen on my new iPhone 7 Plus
>cheapest quote I'm getting is £260
What the fuck?
try lefty/pol/ or various alt-left places.
howling
deano BTFO
more of a Episode VI man myself
>my new iPhone 7 Plus
oh my dayzzzzzz blud
me on the bottom right getting ready to scuk that delicous BBC
there is zero reason to own anything later than 4s
>all i want for christmas is a 100kg olympic dumbell set
>living in uni halls and i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
/brit/ is an alt-rightist general
leftists please vacate the thread
thanks x
Is Mitchell and Webb worth a watch if I like Peep Show? Seen a few scenes on Youtube and it seems alright.
not true
we're an alt-politics general
alt rightists, alt leftists and radical centrists all have a home here x
no
just shared my farmville crops with jordan on fb lads
statists out
>i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
>pretty much impossible
dyel? fucking casual bitch
Watching you Mon Ame?
youtube.com
FOY
gay cunt
Got a feeling 2017 will be the year I finally kill myself
>find a great porn scenario
>chick is ugly
>find a great looking chick
>all her scenarios are boring
Every time
try taking 100kg on a 3 hour long public transport journey and a lot of luggage
bellend
Will never understand the no case meme
yeah it's quite good
haha literally same
Might do the ol' 'cide before we even get there haha x
bit rude
Doing a poop lads
Same 2bh
feelin' fit, buddy?
All Romanians should be killed
>there are people who still haven't taken the low carb redpill
...
i am as well. literal shitposting
The toilet in this New York City apartment is gucking wedged up against the wall so I can't even sit down on it properly and get a good emptying when I need to shit
Fuck this place I hate cities
blair centralised practical socialism to the point where even the tories now follow a similar economic and social care model
the terms socialism and the left nowadays mean sjw fairytale nonsense
doxxed
ah yes 'straya
pretty cold for Aus in summer right? or is Sydney milder than average.
>job interview tomorrow
>really don't want the job
>threatened with sanctions if I don't at least try for it
Was thinking about going and pretending to be an unemployable aspie with absolutely no social life then I remembered I could just go as my self.
Rich cunt
Corbyn is probably going to win in 2020
The polls show time and time again to be dead wrong plus Putin is likely going to meddle in our election to get the pro-Russia Prime Minister
read a fucking book lmao rorkē
We've had a few mid 30s recently but calmed down now
had a subway sub
feel ripped off
left the so-called doggo unsupervised for a minute
concerned
What books are on your list for 2017 /Brit/
>Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.
Always trust a lad. Faites moi confiance
subway was good when it was £5 for a footlong
but now it's way more than that so it's shi
'no'