> Be 18
> Have crush on 10/10 girl in my class
> Forever trapped in friendzone
> One day she asks me to babysit
> Her little brother can't be home alone
> Alright.jpg
> On weekend arrive at her place
> Crush, named Hailey, meets me there
> Brother is six, named Nate
> Seems like a nice kid at first
> "This shouldn't be so bad."
> I was SO wrong
> As soon as Hailey left, Nate started acting up
> He screamed as loud as he could
> He called me "stupid" and a "dumbface"
> I normally would call him a cunt, but I didn't want to piss off Hailey
> He only wanted to watch crappy Disney shows like Kickin' It on Netflix
> I tried to put on anime, but he just wanted to watch crap.
> I tried to show him Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood when he said, "That show sucks!"
> That's when I snapped
> I was about to strangle the little shit when a brilliant idea popped into my head
> "Hey Nate, there's a new Disney cartoon out, wanna watch it?"
> "Sure user, what's it called?"
> "Oh, it's really cool! It's called Death Note!"
> cont.
Be 18
Fucking weeb faggot. Getting salty because a fucking 6 year old doesn't like your fave anime. Oh boo hoo. Did you really expect a kid to have good taste in film or anything?
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>18
>Still in the friendzone
>Gets salty because a 6 year old doesn't like his favorite anime
OP is beta
kek
>good taste
>deathnote
>fullmetal alchemist
op you are the reason no one likes weebs
>18
>Being a dumbass
>My ass is friendzoned.
>"Look at me, Deathnote its so gore"
>Get dressed of christmas ornament.
>Get hanged.
Get laid, you piece of weeb :^)
this
> friendzoned weeb
seems about right, all that's left is an hero'ing
Continue faggot
this isn't even beta this is some straight epsilon shit right here, what a fucking faggot.
kek
> I put the first episode on
> Tell him it's a true story
> After the episode he's disturbed as hell
> Turns out he actually pissed himself because of it!
> He breaks down crying saying, "Please don't let Light kill me!"
> I tell him, "Listen, if you want to be safe, make sure you do everything I say, alright?"
> He nods, tears in his eyes
> I tell him, "Okay, first of all, you must tell nobody about this deal!"
> "If you do, Light will kill you and your entire family!"
> He lets out a little shriek before nodding
> "Alright, now you must be my slave from now on!"
> And he did
> He fetched me drinks, he shut up, he cleaned up my messes, he even gave me some money
> I told him one last thing: "Convince your sister to go out with me!"
> "If you don't, Light will kill you right away!"
> He reluctantly agreed
> A week later, Hailey went up to me and said, "Hey user, you wanna go out!"
> "YEEEEEEEEEEES!"
> She said, "Yeah, Nate suggested. By the way, have you noticed he's been really well behaved after you babysat him?"
> I'm trying to hold back laughter
> "Yeah, I'm just good with kids!"
> I walk away, feeling like the God of a New World
> cont.
>Being mad at a six year old
>Getting cucked into babysitting your crush' brother for no money
>Being this big of a fucking faggot
>How are you still alive?
My thoughts exactly upon reading this tentacle fag's sob story.
/thread
Are you fucking delusional?
Made up cancer story op confirmed the new king of retards
DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT DISCONT
Fuck off fag
Nate is a true alpha compared to your weeb beta ass.
Bet he has more chances to fuck Hailey even if he's a 6 year old and her brother.
> this never happened I'm just high as shit figuring out what to do with my life on Sup Forums writing stories
OP
THIS IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE
>> "Alright, now you must be my slave from now on!"
>> And he did
not asking Nate to suck your dick
>forcing a little kid to watch your shitty cartoons
God damn, OP. At least make half an effort at sounding convincing.
This just sounds like autistic fantasy world friendfic bullshit, not even well written at that.
Weeb neckbeard\10
Kill yourself nobody wants to hear your dumb ass anime fetish story
Buckle up kids we are about to hear more delusional fantasies of the this autistic weeb
When does the 10/10 give you $100% and the whole classroom applaud for you
I can't believe how faggots catch this bait
>Fookin tosser detected.
> Show him the first episode
> He gets disturbed
> I tell him that he has to do everything I say or Light will kill him
> Force him to shut up the rest of the time
> I tell him to convince Hailey to date him or Light will slaughter his whole family
> A week later she asks me out
> Feel like the the God of a New World
go back to 9shit OP
Oh my god, this has to be one of the worst GTs I have ever read. OP is clearly 15 or younger. screenshot this thread if you can, this can be used in a cringethread later on
> I'm trying to hold back laughter
> "Yeah, I'm just good with kids!"
Why does this sound so faggy in my head?
Don't you guys just love summer
Don't be edgy, user.
Do you even know what edgy means?
OP here.
Guys I just wanted to be a pasta and be popular, okay? I spent like 2 hours writing this meme and you're all being rude, could at least have let me finish it.
It's a really good story you never even gave it a chance.
I'm amazed this story isnt in rage comic form
GTFO and take you weeb bullshit with you
This reads like a 12 year old's fucking fanfiction.
Kys fag
> A week later we go out
> She says "I can't believe what Nate did yesterday!'
> "What did he do?", I ask
> Apparently, a student, pulled out a black book with white writing on the front
> He shouted, "I can't stand it any longer!" grabbed the book, and ripped it up
> The book turned out to be a Bible
> He is now suspended due to bigotry
> mfw
But no one did
This is the best greentext I've ever seen.
OP, I hereby award you the title of 自閉症ファゴット, Master Faggot, the only Omega cuck of the weebfaggot house. May this title follow you for an eternity and more.
you must be new here
You just don't get it. It takes intelligence beyond what most have to appreciate good storys. You have to be capable of visualizing the details presented to you on a deep level.
I'll bet every negative post in here is from you, just leave me alone I want real opinions.
>wanted to be popular on Sup Forums
Holy fucking kek is this faggot serious?
Kek, if you spent 2 hours writing this shit, I have some bad news for you.
Even in your delusional fantasies you're still a betafag and 10/10 grill still won't fuck you in them.
How bout I stick my rawhide dick in you, faggot?
im just hoping its someone trolling the poor guy kek
> Six years old Alpha.
> A weeb comes to my crib, what a fucking faggot.
> He's my little bitch.
> I make him watch shitty Disney shows.
> He agrees.
> What a fag.
> Asks me to convince my sister to get laid with him.
> What a Beta.
> I fucked my sister just cuz i can.
> Weeb kils himself two days later.
> Wizard of Weverly Place at 8PM.
> Fuck yeah.
I am. I'll make friends sooner or later lol
I have a really good way with people and they like me when I find those who understand me.
>Not seeing the troll
Are you faggot serious?
Now this I can believe
>and then you woke up
Leave my thread.
This post isn't me guys.
It's the same guy trolling me before.
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top fucking kek
atleast made my day
Thanks friend
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11/10
Holy shit op is such a beta. Please share more of your cringy fantasies
Best post
Well played user
>6 year old alpha bro convinces his sister to go to dinner with me
>going smoothly
>thiswinehasafruitybouquet.jpeg
>split the bill even though she just ate salad
>take her home and fuck her
>wake up, still a 26 year old virgin
>better an hero
pls gtfo dud.
>9gagbetaweeb
Top shelf bait, good job son
Oh, you must be new on the internet all together
For your incolence and being a legitimate newfag on this faggotpool of chans, you must read this, to become a fully newfag cunt
> Wow it's easy to bait Sup Forums!
See now user, there is a reason you're friendzoned. You're a fucking weeb tool.
The summer is real
Here's what really happend to op
> kid kept being a douche
> let him do whatever the fuck he wanted
> Op searched girls room for used panties
> girl came home from fucking alpha boyfriend
> she notices missing panties
Congratulations op at least your out of the freind zone
>Wake up again.
>40 years olds.
>Virgin.
>Weeb.
>Dumbass.
>Reloads my old friend.
>End my subexistential nightmare.
>I had a good life.
>Omgmybrainisonthewalls.jpg
>Funny, Disney Cartoons on hell.
My sides
op is beyond a faggot and beta
Underage, mods mods mods
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>playing a severely overrated anime like Deathnote
kys
;)
Years of practice, my work here is done.
(did it for the lulz- thug lyfe)
Still doesn't make you any less of a faggot 'thug'
Damn, guys. My bait practically had a fucking orca dildo covered with christmas lights attached and you fucks gobbled it up.
How does it feel? Like the tase of my balls as I gently rested them on your tongue?
Who said I'm done?
Haters gonna hate, son.
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lol you're the one you tried to b8 and you're the only angry dude in the thread
3/10 b8 I can see that you've put a lot in it, so I try to be nice
>be disney cartoon
>be watched by that 6 y old kid with hot sister
>one day fat weeb joins
>kid is yelling all the time and flailing his arms around
>do not want
Agreed
Not angry, I've had a good time in here.
And thanks, I don't b8 often.
Gonna keep at it, gonna make you proud user. :') just wanna make you proud.
fucking kek
>be me
>drive to work for first time
>park in lot
>get out, lock car door
>I walk away, feeling like the God of a New World
Feel(ing) like the god of a new world is now a meme.
It's totally fucking fetch.