Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Pretty good too, just woke up not long ago
Pretty good too, hope your bike don't get stained. Mizore should be here this afternoon..
Speaking of bikes, it's been a while since I did some cycling done, the job is taking all my time
Maybe we live next to each others :o
I'll see you later, enjoy your lurk~
Nvm I guess, desu.
It's certainyl a better use of funds than Sagrada familia
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haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
Claimed
Rin claimed!
Miho claimed
Kneesocks primed, raring and ready to go!
>conversation starter
>haven't claimed in ages claim
>claiming yume
Sorry, already posted when I saw it.
>You missed the Spain - Czech Republic. I'm disappointed.
>Pique scored
Well I mean, was it interesting atleast?
No.
Kyouko.
Ahh yes, its always nice when different branches of the same company have no real communication between them.
Time to elect them as honorary niggers.
Jibril.
Do it.
>Some have long hair
I don't like them as much from what I've seen.
>which is mostly Miho
And the dark haired loader girl.
I'm a little disappointed I didn't find anything Kemono yet.
>lurking
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You're waifu is shit
*/tips fedora/*
So how is everyone doing this fine day?
Hatsu is best zuki, so I approve. Her and the 2 poi sisters would make great pets, desu.
OK, I managed to fit Emi into the Dr. Pepper truck.
>Shiro
What?
*smack smack
Gabriel
Ritsu Tainaka claim
>To that user I'm too lazy to link
I agree fully. Mizore indeed a cute.
It won't as long as I don't let it sit for days. But some odd hours it'll be fine. Afternoon? How much longer is that? I might go for a nap if it's long enough.
Get to those trails!
This reminds me of the OG waifu team that Eu made, desu.
Hello
My keyboard's spacebar just went, now I have to use a smaller old keyboard.
You don't want to see the clusterfuck it has become now
brand new K-On official artwork released
Jun is clearly using a modern smartphone and Yui is using selfie stick
Season 3 confirmed? ',:^)
Definitely.
90 minutes of Spain attacking and bombarding CR's goal and Cech going god-mode
That's a lot of waifus
Hello Syndra.
>Her and the 2 poi sisters would make great pets, desu.
That list lacks Tokitsukaze.
and then newfags ruined waifu
That is a horrible depiction, though Taihou almost saves it.
Woah, getting a bit overcrowded, I can dig it
Hello Mio-chan
I can see from the Dr. Pepper truck. What in the literal fuck, desu.
>Tokitsukaze
Not fluffy enough.
So what are you up to Emi?
Training going well?
>no Reindhardt
it's pretty shit m8
Oh my gosh
Hey Rit-chan!
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No, Hatsuzuki, brown poi, and poidachi would make best pets.
True story.
I'm sorry, forgot the pic was made to impress you, desu.
Whoah, you added me yet still?
>And you chose such an amazing image
>I own that figure myself
Fucking awesome, I appreciate it.
>selfie stick
i hope they get hit by a truck
then a car
Holy hell, batman. Hallow is in this one, desu.
Wait, why am i on there?
Nothing.
Hi.
So many
And not even the newest one.
They're all pretty cute.
There's more than one poi?
I like Harusame, though and her other sisters deserve a kai2, as well.
Only one with Taihou I've seen!
>brown poi
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Sup everyone? I'm at the doctors its dumb. Where's that's stockings person I was talking to yesturday and wtf is up with that autism rant
>Not fluffy enough.
Whaa, Tokitsu is super fluffy.
Look at how adorable she is.
>Kyouko
It's Keion, actually
What's up?!
Tokitsukaze a cute
I remember her showing up in the middle of the afternoon, I'd say she'll show up in 3 hours. I'm not completely sure tho
The weather says no ;-;
Apart from getting trips I'm getting ready for a French class, I had stopped going while studying for other stuff, but now I have no excuse.
Now I've noticed that I'm already late, awesome.
I'm training again, I started with a short run this morning, I'm getting ready for a 6k, I think I've mentioned it. Anyway, this is going to be a busy month, so I'll have to organise my training schedule for once.
>brown poi
Shigure, go back to lurk.
That it is.
Because I chose to add you in.
Here, have a brown poi with poidachi, desu.
As a representation of the old sect, it is.
Then you'll have to go back in time and take it up with Eu, because it was made a while back, desu.
But look at what she's competing with and you can't have too many destroyer pets, else you become a crazy boat fucker lady.
It really is, especially calling it "og" is dumb considering the RWBY fags and lacking several of the originals like You, Saber, Nymph or me.
Yes, the elitist oldfags want to feel special all the time, we get it.
Thought you were in that one too, Shiki. I don't have the one of when nymph was added, either, desu.
Someone's mad again :3
>else you become a crazy boat fucker lady.
Well I don't know how bad of a thing that is.
Yuudachi, Hatsuzuki and Tokitsu are enough.
I don't care that much about Bokure.
Alright, I'll try and be up then or shortly after.
Tell the weather to suck it and get riding!
Post more under boob
I can't believe there's kids who unironically still say mad.
Not much, looking for a new keyboard on Amazon to replace my now broken one. Also playing some OW. You?
I'll see you later then?
But I'm worried about my chains, I don't have the correct oil to clean them when it's raining
confirmed for assmad faggot
it's a pretty useful word
r u ass agitated my dude
only if it is wednesday my dude ;DDDDDD
but is mooday :(
Precisely.
In the right context so is "le", but both just make you look like a cancerous memer when used wrongly.
Not much
Eating breakfast
What in the fuck is happening desu ka
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
We've recently had a clusterfuck related to trolls, shiposters and general faggots, basically some people get triggered by anything related to old pictures.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Thank God
le lenny le
Welcome back. Had fun in jail?
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Nice copypasta
Good get the fuck out oldfag
Atago is Mai.
Forgot picture
You better not leave me here, Atago.
It was a blast, desu.
What are you eating for breakfast?
elitist old FAGS! >:(
b-baka
But you're right, it's not easy although possible to restrict oneself to three or so.
- tsuzu
Get raped in the booty?
I'm sure it was.
We never really talked but you seem okay.
What's for lunch, /waifu/?
>Anyway, this is going to be a busy month, so I'll have to organise my training schedule for once.
Right out of the exam pan and into the fire huh?
i wish they'd commit sudoku already
faggots
>a clusterfuck
It's nothing worth noting, really.
Don't come back.
Food.
It's just a copypasta