Are you a real villain?

Are you a real villain?

Well technically, no

HAVe you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?

nah nah

Now here's a little lesson in HISTORY

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY

I've got pancreatic cancer and it's KILLING ME

if you want to be a villain number one, yuo have to chase the superhero od the run!

JUST FOLLOW MY MOVES

meme ruined
get the fuck out of here montie and never come back

WIR SIND NUMMER EINS

BE WARY NOT TO MAKE A NOISE

LOOK AT THIS NET

THAT I JUST FOUND

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

DONT TOUCH THAT

NOW WATCH AND LEARN

*BUT WITH NUTSHACK INSTEAD*

...

isn't this that Sims character (Chinman?) who burned up his roomates?

*steps on branch*

No, I'm a real human bean. and a real hero.

HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL