Sup Forums harbor 2.0

With all of the Sup Forumslution lately and the Sup Forumstards inevitable tard out in a few days no matter what results the elections have, a second Sup Forums harbor is quite likely. In order to taunt them, I'd like to edit various song lyrics. Come up with good stuff!

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youtube.com/watch?v=d73MZm7LLBI
youtube.com/watch?v=azdW_zt6IF4
youtube.com/watch?v=4TzVOLOROkM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why would I wanna waste my time on a bunch of illiterate hicks?

Hey!
We're losers now
Hey!
We're losers now!
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in memery
This is going down in history
If you wanna lose the election in a landslide
You have elect a candidate thats super shitty
Just follow my moves, and meme around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
*KEK*
No, don't post that!
We're Number 2
Hey!
We're Number 2
Ha ha ha
Now look at this pepe, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to post
Go!
Throw it on Soro's, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this national enquirer article
Ha ha ha, *slips* gasp! what are you doing!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number 2
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number 2
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number 2
Hey!
Hey!

What songs lyrics did you edit?

The best part will be seeing all the blue collar racist hick redneck factory worker retards crying and pissing themselves as they realize it's over for them and globalization won. Death can't come sooner for them. They are obsolete in the current world and are ruining our political system.

I don't know what'd be better. Seeing Trump win and watching these idiots suffer when Trump fucks up the economy and they realize their useless asses were used as pawns, or the immediate butthurt when Hillary wins and the TPP gets passed.

'Stronger than You', the Bill Cipher version. youtube.com/watch?v=d73MZm7LLBI

>This is the end of
>The board you know
>Thought you could shitpost, thought you could be a poison
>Time to put on a show
>It's over now, we both know

>Your silly hugbox won't help you no more
>Its burnt to dust just like those shitposts of yours
>So here we go, try to take on the anons
>Come on, let's fight, Sup Forumstards

>Go ahead and try to beat me if you're able
>You are banned and it makes you feel unstable
>You would dare defy the power of my being
>When i brought your board down to its knees
>Everything you post has turned ashes
>I am in control, and i'll strike the matches
>This board of yours is crumbling, don't you miss it?
>Pretty soon you'll go down with it

>You are made O-O-O-OF C-A-A-A-N-C-E-R
>You are made O-O-O-OF C-A-A-A-N-C-E-R

>I know who you are
>I'll put you in your place
>The next time that you shitpost
>It'll be your last today
>Where did all your threads go?
>I deleted them yesterday
>Even you can't bring them back and
>Even you can't ruin the day

>Go ahead and try to beat me if you're able
>I'm a mystery that you cannot unravel
>Did your posts tell you how you can defeat me?
>All alone we both know you're a weakling
>Our fight is nearly over, it is done
>Funny how you think you could've won
>I don't play nicer
>This is Sup Forums harbor
>Why don't you leave and don't come back

>You are made O-O-O-OF C-A-A-A-N-C-E-R
>I am stronger than you
>You are made O-O-O-OF C-A-A-A-N-C-E-R
>I am stronger than you
>You are made O-O-O-OF C-A-A-A-N-C-E-R
>I am stronger than you

>or the immediate butthurt when Hillary wins

The most likely scenario is that Hillary's gonna to win by a narrow margin, while Trump (with his army of Trumptards) demands a recount for a good week or so until the hype around his defeat dies down.

Talk shit about Trump all you want but leave the voters out of this. They're just people who want to make a decent living and are rightfully angry at establishment politicians. Not all are le evil nazi rednecks.

>but leave the voters out of this

Trump supporters are as bad as ISIS supporters. They deserve no sympathy.

yes shlomo the TPP is very funny indeed

Hey it's an anti-Semitic nazi. Fucking kill yourself.

The TPP is good for all nations which is the most important thing. We are in a global economy now, Cletus. The world is changing and America needs to catch up. Your little "America First (i.e. look out for the white people fuck the rest of the world)" rhetoric is obsolete in the 21st century. It may have worked in 1870, but we're an educated, interconnected, informed populace now.

i, for one, am a dick weed lmao

Ugh, u SJWs! Lemme swish my moonshine and rant about muslims and LGBQWERTUIOPs (see what I did there?) in peace

Some just wanna keep Hillary out. That's a noble enough cause.

>The TPP is good for all nations
yeah dude extending the patents on pharmaceuticals is pretty good indeed lmao

Trump supporters are 100x worse than trump himself

Why the fuck is this thread on Sup Forums?

>unironically supporting the TPP

'I just Wanna Burn' youtube.com/watch?v=azdW_zt6IF4

>At the top of the highest peak
>I pray to see the sunlight
>I hope one day I'll be up there
>With velvet blue skies

>Far away from the long-lost threads
>I swear watch the sun rise
>But I'm here and I'm waiting now
>And breaking free for the first time

>But you can't hide it
>You can't fight it
>There's nothing you can do

>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>And reach out for the sun
>And Sup Forums into the furnace
>Life has just begun
>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>Soon Sup Forums will be gone
>And Sup Forums won't shitpost anymore

>/pol is gonna burn

>Sup Forums will be trapped inside the containment board forever
>They used to be so strong but now I know they're weaker
>I know the site can make you feel so much smaller
>We want to know what cancer you're made of

>But you can't hide it
>You can't fight it
>There's nothing you can do

>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>And reach out for the sun
>And Sup Forums into the furnace
>Life has just begun
>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>Soon Sup Forums will be gone
>And Sup Forums won't shitpost anymore

>There's no way you can stop me
>I'm gonna make Sup Forums great
>You'll never come back again
>Sup Forums just got to
>Sup Forums just got to
>Burn

>Burn Burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>Sup Forums just gonna
>Burn burn
>I just gotta

>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>And reach out for the sun
>And Sup Forums into the furnace
>Life has just begun
>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>Soon Sup Forums will be gone
>And Sup Forums won't shitpost anymore

>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>And reach out for the sun
>And Sup Forums into the furnace
>Life has just begun
>Cause Sup Forums is gonna burn
>Soon Sup Forums will be gone
>And Sup Forums won't shitpost anymore

>Sup Forums is gonna burn

I don't know what the song is called but it's from the latest Death Grips album Bottomless Pit

And you wonder why conservatives think lefties like you are retards?

there's no song on there with lyrics even slightly similar to that

>There are people on this site that are actually, unironically offended by Sup Forums
I understand hating the board for crossposting and derailing otherwise civil discussion. I hate them for those reasons myself, but if you're actually offended by the things Sup Forums says, you should probably leave and find a different indonesian basket-weaving forum.

shut the fuc up bith

>there are people who disagree with other people

>there are people that actually get offended by anonymous posts on Sup Forums
fyi I disagree with most of what they say too, user.

s'not a few days

It's fuckin tommorow

>retards think other people are retards
who cares

>aforementioned retard likens 50% of America to ISIS supporters
I'm sure you can understand why someone would take issue with this

I'm just kidding, it's We Are Number One by Robbie Rotten

Baby, be a baby for your baby, baby maybe
Vote for Trump!

Justified obliteration
No one cares anymore
The messiah or mass murderer
No controlling who comes through the door

A culture made of cover-ups
Will leprosy touch their flesh?
For backroom meetings and rendezvous
The vultures have come home to nest

The clock runs out, the weakest link
A deadly strike, the threat is real

See the burnished images
Of a crest fallen agency
Violent conditioning
Caused the nature of the enemy

Your terminal lack of vision
Blinded eyes see no light
A chronic lack of perspective
Their cancer now eats us alive


didn't edit a single word ;^)

Kek

Number 1 user

'Stronger than You' The sans version. youtube.com/watch?v=4TzVOLOROkM

>It's a beautiful day outside.
>Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
>On days like these, Sup Forumslacks like you...
>Should be burning in hell.

>Turn around Sup Forums, it'd be a crime,
>if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you,
>So don't step over that line,
>Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time.

>But boards like you don't play by the rules,
>And guys like me,
>it ain't easy to be played for fools,
>So let's go, let the site get chiller...
>Lets go dirty thread killer.

>Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
>Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table.
>I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
>But I think you're just mad I keep banning.

>You're not gonna win, we'll be here together,
>Fighting in this containment board forever.
>I know you just evade each time I ban ya',
>But I'll always be right back here to meet ya'.

>I know you're made o-o-o-o-of ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer,ca-a-a-ancer.

>This is where it stops,
>This is where it ends.
>If you want to shitpost,
>Well, you better try again.

>But no matter how I ban you,
>You just evade again.
>Do you just like the feeling
>Of your (You)s CRAWLING on your back?

>Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
>You should know by now that mercy's off the table.
>Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn?
>Well, you didn't spare any board, so GET DUNKED ON!

>I know you derailed every thread,
>But everything anons care about is why I'm here.
>I am their vengeance, I am their fury,
>I am DETERMINATION.

>I know you're made o-o-o-o-of ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer, ca-a-a-ancer,ca-a-a-ancer.

>But I think I'm stronger than you.

yeah but theyre fucking stupid to think that some born rich real estate mogul turned politician gives a shit about the working man or any of their outdated values