Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claim
That's Italian user.
Chara claimed once again
How's everyone doing?
>3 years ago, back when I was new to lifting and all-around very socially awkward (I still am, but getting better)
>midnight workout at a 24/7 gym
>only one dude besides me
>I am squatting 1pl8 on a squat rack and he is benching a couple of meters behind me
>it's the 2nd or 3rd rep of my last set
>'AAOAOoARRGGH'
>most haunting scream I had ever heard
>see the dude twitching in the mirror
>finish my set and rack the weight and just watch from the mirror, without turning around
>dude is having a seizure (epileptic, I'm guessing now) and the barbell is on his chest/neck area
>don't know what to do, it looks really bad (I'm guessing it wasn't that bad)
>absolutely terrified of calling the ambulance and the thought of staying there with a person who is having a fucking seizure
>mumble 'I will go get some help'
>run out of the gym and never go back there again
I don't know if he died or not and I don't really care. People who have a condition like that shouldn't go to the gym, especially during night-time.
Franco did nothing wrong.
And I think three + a Portuguese and a bunch from Spanish speaking parts of America.
But flat mercy is life, too.. baka.
Tired Birb claim
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Watch it, it's a must see (the movie at least kek).
I like your dentist
I had to try.
Os quiero.
>romance languages
>slavs
Eh... uh... that's a first.
They are so obviously wrong it hurts.
Español español
Gótica
Emi
He went for Italian instead of Spanish. Close enough.
One, the other Spanish speakers are from the New World
Italian/10
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mi no habla espanol
I think that's right
Daddy
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I keep failing at this.
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yes i want to play WoWs
>if i can't hear it it's not really arousing to me
BUT
youtube.com
oh no Slav is not romantic at fucking all
just whenever i think of any language all i can hear is fucking slav echoing in my brain
>popura claim
Greet me Ananas
You ungrateful nigger.
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Yo, Tool references are hard to do.
*tired quack*
I hope he comes home one day :l
How goes the day Birb?
still here
So.
Are the shit posters still following us?
Lol, guess they like waifu too.
Ruri a cute.
Made me kek. This could actually get you punished in some places, but I still think it's funny.
It's clearly what god intended to happen. Deus vult.
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Netflix and chill, that's it?
I thought we were gonna play vidya games
How can I get a titty fuck then?
All his employees are female for some reason..hmmm
>filename
sounds about right
B O I
poopura was your name?
Heya Juri!
Are you going to watch the E3?
Hi Syndra, how are you`
They probably are, they are pretty dedicated to their cause after all. At least some seem to be
Heiya fam
It's pretty good, except that Sweden is absolutely shit at soccer..
>Best part
Eh? It's just a quick rinse down, wipe down, dry, and chrome polish! Nothing to get excited for!
I should probably lube up the chain again as well today, just to be sure it's good after the wash...
When will the rain hit Portugal? I'm dying of heat here and it's usually fresh inside my house.
There's also a Brazil fag.
Yo
I am here because of the people who support the ideea that /waifu/ is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
People already are having fun in discord/ts/telegram, and they don't feel the need to come and post in here anymore.
This thread was supposed to be like a chat, for people with similar opinions and things they like, anime.
Now that they have ts, discord, tele, they don't bother coming in here anymore.
You know them by the common name.
E L I T E.
Claiming this one
Akiko claimed
Alright, I'll put it in my list of movies I must watch~
Topkek
>claiming yume
I bet I get no (you) again
This guy is actually a normie, by the way.
He has a job, smokes weed with "friends", had a girlfriend.
Stuff like that.
Don't give him attention, he's just living the life, fucking cuck.
Your waifu is shit so is your life. Stay in debt.
I feel you bro
Here's the first elitist We gotta take him out A S A P
I'll take the bait
here's a you my man
How's it going
How's your day Yume?
what type of games? :O
don't bite off more than you can bench :p
how you doing duck?
@689380165
pretty good meme :)
>not ew.gif
Fake
Im fine.
@689380165
You don't deserve one
Greetings, Chara. Good to see you around, how goes it?
Eh, I might check out a few parts. I'm honestly not sure though what I should be hyped up for.
Just this once, because you love legs as much as I do.
(You)
You people need to get thicker skin.
There are probably one or two shitposters that regulate the threads and yet whenever they are around you run around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.
What meme, dude?
I wrote that.
oi u fukkin cheeki cunt i swor.
also that resolution
Karen how could you
you gonna log on or wat nigger
Lol, that is what you call "Elitism"?
Sounds like babby is made they didn't invite you.
>FUKKEN BUSH WA ZEE
Burgoise? Beoruvouise? Man fuck franch.
If the big is dick enough it might still work.
>this actually was unintentional
>until I decided not to fix it
Nabend.
Fuck off, Vigil.
Kill yourself, you sad faggot.
You stink.
Wow, you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
Do you like fighting games?
Or maybe twister?
>Tfw average penis size
>when you get a fan
Am I becoming popular?
I am autistic.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
No.
You just became a sad faggot in debt.
KEK.
what
nice meme
>Wipe down
>Polish
>Lube up
You sure your talking about the bike?
It's a screenshot of the manga my man
Also my internet is shit so smaller pictures = better
So you're not planning to reply to me at all?
>Franco did nothing wrong.
^^^^^^THIS
>I think three
Who?
>mi no habla espanol
Almost. It's "Yo no hablo español" or "No hablo español"
Close enough tho.
>just whenever i think of any language all i can hear is fucking slav echoing in my brain
That can't be healthy. To much slavu will ruin your cheeki brainu
It seems so
>All his employees are female for some reason
He got bitches. He knows what's up.
>Sweden
>Soccer
muh Zlatan
>Iberian peninsula
>Rain during summer
Oh, you...
Get ready to feel.
>I bet I get no (you)
>Guaranteed (you)s
Yume pls
Goes fine for me.
What consoles do you have? I mean I have a PS4 so I'm getting pretty hyped for Persona, Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts.
And now also Battlefield 1
Yeah, I was too bored to search that one.
Anyway, fuck off. Go back to lurking.
Are you autistic?
I'm not Mikan.
Follow your own advice.
>Europeans calling football "soccer"
What's wrong with you guys?
Yes!
>Although if you'd like to try "cleaning the bike" I sure wouldn't mind~
>I now want to see you try cleaning a bike, Bakuon style
Already logged on you dwarf~
Uh-oh..
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
I am very bad at them :(
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
elitist only ts3
lets bring it down
I dunno. You seem pretty keen on following me.
You show you don't have some type of crush on me?
Or the person you perceive me to be?
Whatever, I'M BECOMING POPULAR!
Well I tried
autistic
autistic
Consequences of using copy-paste, my bad
>Emi
You want to start a business of irl waifus?
legally of course
You seem like you are good with cudling ^^
Hello /jp/
Heyo Chara
My HDD broke so i don't have my pics
>mi liu
@689380654
I'm still not convinced you are not some harem fag.
You are even from Saudi Arabia.
heathens tbh
...
You sound like Mikan.
Anyway, please, follow the advice you gave me.
kek
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
I do enjoy that ^-^
>You show
Read before you press "post", you retard.
I'm show I don't have any crush on someone being in debt.
You first.
Off yourself.
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Bimbo
Oh I'm sure cleaning your bike would be very fun~
>Bakuon style?
>most haunting scream I had ever heard
Can confirm, epileptic seizure screams are terrifying.
>You want to start a business of irl waifus?
I doubt a 3DPD can qualify as a waifu, but I'll listen out of curiosity, tell me more.
Bestbro.
Did you even read my other posts
>Cmon you know that's not what I mean
>I mean Tomoko is your waifu even if you don't have a single image of her.
>Even if you have a million folders of other girls/dudes
>Saving characters that I think look nice doesn't mean they're waifu
Also I'm from Lebanon
No.
What are you, the protector of /waifu/?
You're taking this too seriously, giving advice and stuff.
You will be the one being spooned
PS4, and a high end PC. I'm a long time FF fan, but I've heard mixed feelings about XV. I'm going to be looking for any footage of it regardless, however. Eh, as convoluted and retarded KH is at times I'll still end up picking it up. I'm a long time fan of the series, I guess.
Overwatch is the only shooter I can have in my life, as I'm not very fond of the genre. There are a few exceptions.
So at this point you can only rehash old insults and make fun of my lazy phone typing.
You suck new fan. Git gud at insults or this is MY last you for you.
>elitist only ts3
Last time i checked, it was open for everyone.
You are welcome to join.
>lets bring it down
I think we had about 25 or so ddos attempts.
But only attempts.
Touching it now
Yari Yuri.
Poplar Bestbro.
Petting it stat.
>I think we had about 25 or so ddos attempts.
That's pretty sad.
>Pets the cat
cow pee
poor karen ;-;
my pal had a mental breakdown or some shit after getting high, it was pretty bad :(
I would enjoy that :O
HAIL THE MOO
It's already too late
You can't stop it now. We've gone past the point of no return
Hehehe, wonderful~
>Pic related
>Bakuon style
I should clean my visor while I wait for the chrome polish to dry...
It's copypasta, but my mom's seizures traumatized me. Those noises are horrid.