See this

See this

wat do?

no one cares

put the dinky dink in the pooper and watch her scream

calm down mr edgy

get it out of the house before my girlfriend sees it.

>mr edgy

take off oculus rift and cry that this will never be real

throw a blanket over 'it' and open all windows to aerate the room.

if you don't care, why are you still in this thread?

Bill cosby.jpg

>untie
>ungag
>help up, and offer some clothes, t shirt and shorts whatever I have
>tip fedora, another M'lady rescued
>fly through roof using level 40 virgin powers
Off to save the day in other ways

Do a 360 and walk away

Make her eat some eggs.

call lawyer and ask for a divorce because my frigid wife would never do that by herself for me

to derail the fucker, you are helping

you cannot have a 'what do you do?' without these classic quotes

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Replace that ugly fucking flooring.

If you did a 360, you would be facing it again.

Drag her back into the bedroom and flip her over.

dude the doors and walls are worse

I would just get a new house

Say: don't worry, we can always have the floor sanded

Finally some chivalry

I would have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of human reproduction

fuckin hell im dead

Fucking kek

Give her a better fucking manicure

>untie
>BRING home to my house and comfort here
>make her boiled eggs
>"you don't have to tell me what happened hut you do have to eat these"
>while she eats I show her my epic thread folder with that thread about the eggs so she gets the reference

Fuck her desperately until see her in tears then cum deep inside her pussy before shit in her face

Have sex for the first time in my life

can I see your egg folder?

Samefag

Samefag

fuck her duh

I would purchase as many mini foam footballs as I could fit in my trunk and place then into her pussy and ass until no more could fit and then I would stomp on her stomach until they all popped out like sticky, shit-covered confetti.

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Field goal punt the super bowl winning 89 yard field goal out of her pussy.

Steal her heels

spray bleach on that rank pussy.

Probably be extremely shocked and confused at first. And after making sure she is all right i'd probably get nervous half-wood tying to untie her. Which I would thumb into her repeatedly while she stares and silently judges me until a time where I roll off of her awkwardly and spaghetti off into the misty twilight.

I know he was being silly. I was only pretending like I didn't know what was going on. Le haha trelled u

There's always one asshole in the crowd.