ITT: Sup Forums in 1903

ITT: Sup Forums in 1903

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Fuck the church im voting for the radicals

You know what I really hate ? Germans.

guten tag

Think they'll get anywhere with this Korea business

>Pierre still butthurt because he got his ass beat by an upstart wannabe empire.

>these guys claim they created a flying machine like 5 days ago
lel how retarded can americans get?

>Says a litteral who

>tfw no Austro-Hungarian flag

Hey, we beat up Spain and took his colonies. That's gotta count for something, right?

I fucking hate these Yanks, I really missed those mojitos in La Habana and the mestiza Cuban bitches craving for Spanish overlord cock.

It's not like they're the first. Pretending to fly seems to be the fashion these days.

A fine day it is to help "liberate" the oppressed people of Panama from Colombian tyranny.

>he's proud that he has won a war versus a country that spent the last century beating itself up.

anyone seen my broom, the irish are getting rowdy again

So what do you gents think of this "World Series" idea between the American and National Leagues?

Surely France will remain the epicenter of the auto-mobile industry forever, right? 115 years from now, everyone will be driving a Panhard et Lavossier or a De Dion Bouton

We also just beat up the Philippines.

>Ottoman collapse when

Hop in. I hear some drunk Irishmen are starting a brawl with an even drunker group of Negroes down by the ol' ballyard. Those Boston Beaneaters fans are a riotous lot. Some discipline and lynching rope are in order.

Of course, the French industry will remain the most dynamic in the world for a long time ! We have so many incredible minds nowadays, itd be almost impossible to fall behind ! We have such wonderful industries in the East, who are absolutely not threatened by anything !

>mfw people say the germans want war

Just because the kaiser makes a speech or two, or a few german officers have too much to drink and begin taking nonsense, you'll hear some people say that war's inevitable. And to that I say – fiddlesticks! The germans don't want war. Nobody wants war, except those barely civilized folks in the Balkans. And why? There's too much at stake these days. Everything to lose and nothing to gain by war.

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Oh shit! Oh shit! Fuck you, Japs and Brits Germs Murricans you will never conquer Russia! Oh shit!
*Casting Earthquakes on Tokyo USA Britain and Japan sound*
*Receiving heavy damage
Worst century of Russian history. Poland pls help.

Please go to war soon.

t. fellow currently the process of starting an arms and ammunition company.

Fucking Abdulhamid and his paranoia, this Empire turning into even more shithole day by day

Thank goodness if war ever comes to Europe, we're safely protected by the sea.

jag är bättrefölk

>force the Indians to grow heroin instead of food
>sell it to the Chinese (whether they like it or not)
>every time there's a famine millions of pajeets die

try and stop us, we'll be #1 forever

Yes, get cracking. Those oppressed profi...I mean people aren't going to liberate themselves.

Should I get one of these as a gift for my father-in-law?

They've only just come out, so I'm a little unsure of how good they are.

Nice vehicle you got there!
Wanna know who invented the Autowagen? ;^)

Dratted socialists trying to start labor unions and oppress free enterprise. That's what made America great. My shoe factory would get undercut by cheap European footwear if I had to pay my workers an extra 2 cents.

I should add that he's got a number of other motorcars, but they're all foreign. Not sure if he'll like a domestic model or not.

t. richfag

>tfw learned Volapük
>it's irrelevant now
FUCK YOU ESPERANTISTS YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

I say it's a most appalling sight to see young people cavorting to that cacophonous Negro ragtime music. Think what sort of debauched behavior this encourages.

Here's a scientific proof that germans arent humans.
(The article will arrive soon by telegram)

Beware, Clive. The Germans are catching up fast. They may overtake you as a world power in 30 years.

Why, the other day the police arrested two young ladies at the shore for wearing a bathing outfit that exposed their calves. Absolutely indecent. I bet they probably listen to ragtime too.

Me on the left

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Take up the white man's burden. :^)

You Yanks need to learn how to handle your Negros. Down here in Georgia, they get uppity, they get the rope. The other day my sister was walking down the street and one made eye contact with her and...yeah.

T-thanks F-france
[spoiler]Now get the Borbons out reee[/spoiler]

I do hope my Phillies win it all and their first title won't come decades after I'm dead and my grandchildren see it instead.

The whip.

Hello my dear Hans. No I'm sorry we're not lowering tariffs on your wallpaper and cutlery. Don't want to undermine American manufacturing and all that.

"Hey Mister, who ya think's a better pitcher? Harry Kane or Red Ames?"

Neither, I'm a Boston fan. Now away with you ragamuffins.

PRUSSIANS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Obviously well-off middle class chilluns there, not like this poor sod.

What's this strange red and white flag? I looked through my Mercier's World Atlas and couldn't find it listed.

>November 3 – With the encouragement of the United States, Panama proclaims itself independent from Colombia
>November 13 – The United States recognizes the independence of Panama

Damned motor cars. My town was considering passing an ordnance against driving them in the city limits. They scare the horses.

What do you guys think about this new technology? I think it's going to disappear again soon. Nothing will beat railroads.

For fuck sake, Russo-German war when? We waited 108 year by now!

>Theodore Roosevelt was just 43 when he succeeded the slain McKinley to office, the youngest US president ever. Roosevelt was like no previous White House occupant--his explosive energy seemingly inexhaustable. Once, after taking the British ambassador on a nude swim in the Potomac River, the Englishman explained "You must remember that the president is 6 years old." Not a strong believer in doing things by the book or the US Constitution, he was convinced that the president sometimes had to ignore strict rule of law in the greater interest of the American people, an idea that would have made Thomas Jefferson turn in his grave. Roosevelt's eyeglasses, mustache, and persona provided almost endless fuel for cartoonists and cariacturists.

Finally, Germany is a colonial power!
Mark my words, the 20th century will be a German one

>Mark my words, the 20th century will be a German one
For all the wrong reasons. :^)

Shut up and send more immigrant labor, Wojack. Those boots aren't going to sew themselves, you know.

would you mind giving that back?

So how goes the plunder---I mean, civilizing of the East Indies? Everyone's getting in on the colonialism act these days, even us. I love loot...I mean, bringing the light of civilization to the brown, yellow, and black folk of the world.

>Not a strong believer in doing things by the book or the US Constitution, he was convinced that the president sometimes had to ignore strict rule of law in the greater interest of the American people

Why do we worship this guy again?

>everywhere there's tropical soil
>whip the Pajeets, Akibs, and Pedros into growing tea, sugar, cocoa, rubber, etc instead of food
>tens of thousands starve, but with their birthrate they can replace all the dead in a year

Feels good man.

For some reason, people think the best presidents were guys like Jackson, Lincoln, and both Roosevelts who acted like dictators and way overused executive power.