Prove you're not Indian

Prove you're not Indian.

I can read and write fluently

I was going to answer the same.

I'm on the loo right now

I wear clothes that match.

i poo in loo

I have one of these

My dads name isn't raj

I don't take meth so I can work more.

I wipe off the equipment at the gym after using it.

I do not cheat and lie

i don't live on a reservation spending all my time drinking hairspray and smoking crack.

I wipe my ass with toilet paper and then wash my hands.

I don't harass foreign women on internet dating sites

i dont reak of curry and i can walk by a women without sexual assaulting them, please.

I have a toilet. Can get pic + timestamp if needed

i dont smell like curry.

I dont hold hands with other men while walking down a street

I don't work at 711

I don't live near a designated shitting street

I dont ask people their last name or father's name when i meet them to decide what caste or background they are from

I'm a cowboy.

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I dont have a black dick / ass

i don't worship holy poo

I just touched the wall and it didn't leave any brown stain

I just took a shower

I live in a country with proper civic planning

I only have one sibling

I am not a disgusting non worth living nigger.
Plus I have a shiny white toilet.

Thai whores do not name me as the stinkiest customers they have ever had

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Satisfied?

I'm not having anything to do today, but even this seems like a waste of time *bobs head from side to side

I do not throw my garbage on the street

Satan trips. Checked you good smelling bastard.

I tip

the only true proof.

I shit in tge toilet

How?

hello sir thank you for your call i only shit on designated streets which make me very not indian thank you

I dont worship a wagon wheel

I dont have the unhealthiest cuisine in the world

kek

Everything in this post applies to Pakis and those neighbouring countries too

I am Indian but I was born in the US. What do?

That makes you not american, you dumb faggot

Vote for trump

Poo in loo

I shit in a toilet, not in the street

I dont work in a call center

I like movies where people dont start dancing out of fucking nowhere

My name is not pajeet

Already doing both

Well don't vote for Trump you dumb haji, he'll deport your brown ass.

Nah trumps hates sand niggers, not punjabs.
Even though punjabs should probably be deported too.

Not without timestamp