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Meme edition

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JEWS

just told the gf i love her
am I gay?

Meme desu ka?

Doctor When

Jews are planning to destroy the white race via mass migration

why don't women compete against men in the olympics?

I thought it was the current year

gonna do a pooicide

hrumm

the

making a deposit

better yet, why don't we have a cyberolympics?

Bender

i don't hate women, but /r/creepypms does a good job of trying to make me

God I love being a white man lads

pooicide more like...
damn it I had something

captcha called me a moron yesterday

was bants

>user why won't you let me be a refugee in your country? I just want somewhere safe to live!

oh dear

don't know whats so shocking and confusing about not wanting floppy cocks and chads grunting in porn

Lads I work in a 90% female retail job and I want to do a 'cide

Help

>at Hudds Uni
>not Chinese

Doesn't add up desu.

>literally having a wank is oppression

Feels powerful tb h

HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

EVERYONE PLS VISIT HUDDERSFIELD

which one is you lad?

oi lads is it bent if I put on a clay facemask a few times a week to clear my sebaceous filaments haha x

No, don't come to Huddersfield, we don't want you.

>I only care about cute loli refugees

FUCK OFF

Me in the bottom middle

he's got quite the legacy tbqh

me in the bushes

you can just tell that this lad is legit autistic

speaks like rainman

might visit huddersfield lads

I went to Huddersfield uni

it was shit and there was too many dumb chinks bumbling about

>OHHH NO TSO CHUNG CHONG TAO I SO STUPID I CAN ONLY DO MATH
>OH I AM SO SORRY MISTER TEACHER SIR NO NO I DO IT I PROMISE *COPIES IT FROM A FRIEND*

fucking chinks

I'd really rather not, thanks

>MATH
foy

bit racist this

aye most definitely I'd say

>why i love you
>i've just been too shy telling you
>how's your hayfever been

*punches her in the face*

Going down The Grove for a cheeky pint lads, anyone wanna join?

cheers to the lad who posted this unapologetic ANTHEM last night

had it on repeat since

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na na na

the chinks would say "math" because they learnt their engrish from yanks

Edgy

hows your hayfever been lads

>get a few tinder matches a day
>too shy to message them
>some unfollow but most just collect at the top
>ridiculous that i'm anxious messaging any as there are so many now but i can't change how i think
>every now and then some message me and i never think of anything interesting to say
fucking autism

impressive gimmick I've got to admit

is this actually you he's sending messages to lad? the Sup Forums filename is making me doubt it

No, the landlord there is a mentalist, let's go to the King's Head.

*sneezes on you*

where can i find a nice english town that has literally next to nothing brownies lads?

was thinking maybe norwich

u have hayfever don't u?

cotswolds, castleton (anywhere in the peak district really), cornwall

London, Birmingham, Luton, Bradord all come to mind.

Norwich is shit, some tourist town in Cornwall is your best bet desu.

Seen you sneezing in school I remember

how's your hayfever been?

I rate Norwich

someone post that photo of jordan

One of the grimmest pubs I've ever visited. Although the bitch in the pub across the station was paranoid that I was taking a piss without being a customer despite being 3 pints in.

Failsworth.

what a revolutionary idea lad

doing a large sneeze
inform the vidler

Acting up desu need to move to the desert

>How's your hayfever been

screeching

have a banana

What do you guys use for dusting your room?
I just bought some cheapo wet wipes from Lidl they have this anti bacterial agent in them and they did a well enough job I suppose.

I wish I stil had my mum to do all this stuff tbqh.

Get off tinder and talk to girls irl la

It's mugs game for people who fool themselves into thinking it's easier.

good lad

>huddersfield

ew

tl;dr no, it was some girl on twitter who discovered he had also done the same thing with other girls because he had a snot fetish or some shit, they publicly mocked him on twitter, we publicly mocked him on /brit/, not much came of it iirc

They've done it out now, even got rid of the smell.

That other pub (The Head of Steam) is awful though, full of real ale twats and there's always either a jazz or folk band playing.

laughed

good post

good lad

it's really nice you should visit

its winter lol

who is this gimmick lord?

>I only care about cute loli refugees
literally me

bonus round
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but that's even more intimidating as i know they haven't swiped right and therefore approved my looks

There's a nice east asian food place in Huddersfield called "McNoodleKing"

it's a bit pricey but it's really good.

Good luck with the sneezing

my only experience of huddersfield is the train station, which i thought was quite nice x

I hate all refugees

*sneezes loudly*

I thought I was the only one with a sneeze fetish. This is life-affirming.

too late to do a poo so have to hold it in
ahh

assumed he was messaging another guy for some reason, made it much funnier

why do you want her to die, rorkes?

Huddersfield has a nice train station exterior.

(the interior/platforms are shit)

Yeah but on tinder every girl has about 100 guys competing for her attention.

And let me let you in on a secret. You talking to her in real life puts you above all those guys straight away.

Keep it to yourself la

oh bloody hell

poor autistic lad

I went last year. That is enough for me, for a few more years (unless I need to visit the family again).

It only seems pricey desu, the portions are so huge that I always feel like I've had my money's worth.

I hope you Huddersfield lads are all season ticket holders btw.

Wonder if I've ever ended up on that creepymessages website.

Make Britain Great Again lads

Is Huddersfield the one with that bowling alley that's also a cinema and an arcade and a bar and it's surrounded by the usual suspects like F&Bs and Nando's and that?

What a cringe fest how can anyone take these people seriously?

>Or u busy sneezing
>Good luck with the sneezing

Gettin changed into my pyjamas lads

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