Fucked moments thread? OK

Fucked moments thread? OK
>be me maybe 16 at the time
>just moved to cali, not taking it well
>paranoid schizophrenic but haven't found new shrink yet
>go out into town to meet people
>find a guy and two girls
>ask for a smoke
>they give me one, start talking about how I just moved here
>tell me how boring this town is
>ask if I want to come over for a few beers
>fuckyeah
>following ton their house
>we're laughing, joking around talking aboutique west coast stereotypes
>I trip and land on my face
>all laughing and talking stops
>look up
>heart stops
>its pitch black out
>no one is around me
>check my phone, it's 2am
>multiple calls and texts from my mother asking when I'm coming home
>mfw the whole thing was a delusion
>mfw I've been out since 8

fuck i would pay to get a trip like that

Shit happens everytime i dont take meds for awhile

so why did you stop taking meds?

How old are you now, OP? I'm sure you've got more fruitful adventures up your sleeve

I'm 21 now man that's the first one I remember that really fucked my head

At least it was a nice trip instead of something horrifying

That's rough dude

1 away from 5 shiiiet

Sometimes I run out, sometimes I feel like they're poisoning me, sometimes I feel like they're just what the government wants me to take in order to be a slave

Sometimes I run from things that were never there to begin with

As much as you think those things I'm pretty sure it's better than having constant internal dialogues and contemplating suicide 24/7

What a twist!

>be me 5 mins ago
>be 18
>be virgin
>matched with girl on tinder
>she's down to fuck
>agree to pick her up tomorrow after class
>she's up for it
>remembered that the Warcraft movie just came out
>I called it off to go see warcraft tomorrow
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how stupid am I Sup Forums?

Meds are fucky like that I've had psychotic breaks while on 4+ medications, or maybe it's the combo that fucks me

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You panicked, shit happens user but I am dissapoint nonetheless

That's maybe the smartest decision you've made don't fuck it up bro

You piece of shit

I think finding a healthy distraction is key but if you hear voices you should defs take your meds, at least one of them

This is why you're a fucking virgin and probably will always be

explain?
WoW boy here

It's the voices that convince me not to. It's hard not to listen to something that's always there

Take the meds, we're only here to protect you. Trust us and you'll be fine.

>Be me, 12
>Bullied by a lot of people
>Invite most prominent bully out one day
>Go deep into woods
>Pull out knife hold it very closely to his throat
>He's shitting himself without saying anything
>Whisper into his ear "If you dare come near me again, I will slice your throat"
>He runs home crying to his parents
>Look at knife
>See blood on it
>Look at wrists
>See fucking cuts everywhere
>Pass out for 2 hours
Turns out I cut his throat deep enough to leave a slight scar then when I let him go I went into full break down mode and just started slitting my wrists whilst screaming.

Sedatives or downers masy be your friend in this situation, maybe even alcohol

Take meds and turn into someone I'm not? I think I should stop meds for a week just to see what happens

wow. You look like a real tough guy, your story is really impressive, i bet it happened for real too

>be me
>be 7
>go visit my family in a town far away
>shit my pants
>go in the latrines
>clean myself up
>wrap my used underwear in toilet paper and throw it in the trash bin
>spend the rest of the weekend with my jeans rubbing my pee pee

Yes you retard

leaving perfectly good pussy for fucking warcraft

I have one similar but a little bit more ... believable and realistic ?
>be me, 19
>go drinking under bridge near train tracks with pals
>it's a popular spot in this small town
>trains rarely come by
>one of them dares me to lay on the train tracks
>lol ok
>I lay across the tracks, buzzed with pals all laughing around me
>hear train coming
>don't get up
>homeless man yanks me off the tracks
What ACTUALLY happened
>tell pals I'm going home
>lay down on tracks instead
>they're all yelling at me to get up
>don't get up
>homeless man we always smoked with runs and pulls me off just in time
>he saved my life
>start crying
>friend walks me home

>How stupid am I Sup Forums?
>Yes you retard

Are you high or just an autistic idiot?

This. You can torrent the damn movie if you have to, but you can download free pussy.

do not read if you are weak of heart