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Can't fucking believe I blew 60% on my wins on the Brexit vote lads. At least many keks were had.
Slovakia 9/1 DNB is a fantastic value loser here.
Loving the OC
>all these new trips
FANTASTIC OP
PMSL
PLEASE accept me
There goes my euro
7th for HEARTS GOALS PLEASE
oh shit what a goal
I've donated all my coins to the Sanders campaign and now I can't afford rent. I'll make sure to donate anymore coins I get to Sanders so he has enough money to make the final push and overtake Clinton. Every bit helps
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giggling
Reminded me of Modrić goal against Turkey, great one
guess my wife's son is gonna live today after all
what does letiny mean?
>giving money to a socialist
letting you?
spoof of my usual name. "lebig-yadayada". Due to islandic slags being utterly incompetent, my roll is no longer big. It's quite tiny. on my way to small
down to my last tenner
on slovakia to win 1h @50
PMSL
FUCKING WHY is Ozil on penalties
Lowe has him in his fantasy team
Does ISIS even have any sports teams???
“Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Thank God he missed.
On Germany and u2.5
Love this.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
Lay Arsenal on penalities
sounds more like Alexander supertramp desu
I'm a voracious reader that's read this
V v good posts.
If two players end up with the same total goals what decides who wins the top scorer bet?
both will win?
Hello darkness my old friend.
Dead heat rules. Look it up. It isnt very nice.
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions
8. Official motto (thinking "Gambling just NOT profitable" fits, need a consensus)
Might contribute to this and buy a goldfish.
>not filtering juveguy
How would you make it make a prediction?
9. A fiver for Juveguy from every poster
My Gregoire Jacq tip won. Can do no wrong atm. PLEASE don't hate me when the tide turns.
10. 50 from Juveguy to every poster
Stick a bit of paper to each side of the bowl with a team name on it and see where it swims to first.
Why don't you fucking make Hearts score a goal you limmy fuck
Add to that list you giving each and every one of us here £50
please make constructive posts on ideas and improvements for the betterment of /bet/
or the /bet/terment one could say pmsl
I'm getting a taxi to the pitch and punching the ref square on the jaw if there isnt a goal in the next 10 minutes.
11. bad tips leads to public execution
This is our mascot.
going to be rich lads
if Leicester can, surely this has a chance right?
Hass on suicide watch
Ref gives a penalty straight away. He's scared of your top chin testing lid
Good pick. LOVE Malta
for "top scorer" markets your stake usually gets divided by the number of players that draw
when betting on "to win the golden boot" or similar markets, only the player that actually gets the trophy wins, in which case number of assists is a tiebreaker, with least amount of minutes played as a second tiebreaker
pmsl they should be about 5000/1 to even qualify
FOR FUCKS SAKE HEARTS, NEED TWO GOALS AGAIN
>Euan claimed he had big tips for tomorrow
>He didn't
Remember the true face of /bet/, you have been notified.
Just won £200 off scottish slags and the sun is hurting my eyes, which raybans are most fashionable this summer?
2-0 Örgryte! :)
the one's you find most appealing of course.
BRAVE English boy.
>Implying I'm not always on suicide watch, as well as MI6 watch
NEED to get myself a pair of non mirrored aviators desu. Clubmasters are what are 'trendy' if that's what you want.
I'm a big fan of persols personally.
It was City -1.5. Got smashed to -2.5. Won 1-0. Cant complain
they have had some pretty strong results lately, ignoring the 6-0 loss
aren't they the jews of goteborg?
3-0 örgryte
been wearing aviators past 3 years now and feel like switching it up. don't mind the clubmasters but now you mention it i do really like the persols
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Uhm, that's not how things work mate
how do I become shrewd?
tired of losing tbqh
Follow Juve through hell and back
...
to be fair all their qualifying opponents are pretty shit, good shout m8
Just follow Juveguy's tips
that's what I heard
These new tripfaggots and /eurobet/tors need to take a long hard look at this
EUAN
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>thinking England won't easily win that group when they always do well in qualifying
So do you now HATE juveguy now he's confirmed from the country of the enemy??
>nibs
I'm not sure if football teams can be defined by religious beliefs.
Do like this trip name tbqh
baited :^))
Euan so so shrewd
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>what is old firm?
NOT happy
i'd rather kill myself
be right back becoming VERY shrewd
Wales? Wot
And I thought I was the wordplay king
In play. Sotnikova vs Zerbone. Total games in set 3. Over 9.5
odds?
Fluctuating wildly. 1.57 atm
On 2-0. There won't be any more goals. r-right?
you're supposed to put last pennies on longshot horses in good form in lower grades instead of things that are about as likely as me getting a gf
Did you not follow the last thread?
Missed my stop on the train doing this kek.
Goffyboy so so salty
got it at 1.5
Need kraut corners
Most corners Slovakia @9
currently 2-1 for germany, slovakia will push 2nd half. worth a small. x
Sent :^)
In play tennis odds is the biggest meme in betting