>you're a country
>what was the last text (or whatsapp, viber etc. message) that you have received from a female that's not blood related to you?
Group texts don't count.
>Turkey
>Ahaha you psycho
>you're a country
>what was the last text (or whatsapp, viber etc. message) that you have received from a female that's not blood related to you?
Group texts don't count.
>Turkey
>Ahaha you psycho
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>Hi :)
on tinder. didn't write back.
>Germany
>"Hey I'm gonna be late, the bus is stuck in traffic"
Literally what a fucking whore.
[22/12, 11:41] B*****: Hiya [user]
[22/12, 11:41] B*****: When you get back do let me know
[22/12, 11:41] B*****: Be it by message or by knocking on the door
[22/12, 11:41] B*****: It would be good to see you!
Haven't replied yet, I have to catch up on Flip Flappers
>cunt
Messenger
>"HAHAHAHA"
I don't have a cellphone.
I literally can't remember. Must be at least a decade ago.
>"HAHAHAHA"
Did you post a dick picture or something?
>they are expensive
JSKSJSAKJSAAKJJASAKJSJSAJSKSAKAJFJAKAAKKSKSJDKAKAAKKDJSJAJSJSKZKAKSKSKSJSKDKDKSKDKDKSKDKAISKSOGJFJDJAJDJDJDJAJFKZKk NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO PUEDO +
"it could be so"
>UK
>Yeah good luck u still got time
friend wishing me luck for an interview
Told her I managed to put my shirt on both inside and out and back and rear
She's easy to amuse
no te rias yo tmp puto
>Faraguay
>"please don't hate me. i just want us to still be friends even if we're going our separate ways"
and that's when i cut off my phoneline account and use the samsung as a pdf/cbr reader and internet browser only
>I have to cancel our appointment on Thursday, is next Monday at 11:30 ok?
From my shrink a few weeks ago. If that doesn't count, then I don't really remember. Was probably around 2006 or 2007 or so.
volve a tu país, boliviano
How are you posting on Sup Forums?
finns are fun
It was a text from an American qt that is coming to italy in a few weeks
"Ok thanks"
From a classmate that already has a kid
6 days ago
The non-drama episodes are good
>Russia
>invite to Dota2
>cunt
>there's literally not a single text message from a female directly to me that isn't by my mom
The closest I can offer is "sorry I'm sick, can't come" from a group chat 11 months ago
>shitle
>white
LMAO
W-what?
no es cuestión economica man, no me gusta.
por ahi al mono tampoco
From my gf: "OK"
From a female friend: "那我收到再看看到底哪個好笑的字 哈哈"
>Flag
>15 mins ago
>Britain
>"I feel so sad...my cousin's newborn baby died today ... And just on Christmas Eve *sad emoji*"
A lengthy text about how she'd mixed up the weeks and wasn't actually free on the day we had agreed to watch a movie on the day before, a request to reschedule and some venting about her work scheduling, studies and stress.
You have an opportunity to shag her
>fleg
>Ok, just bring the drinks that my mom asked. Love you honey.
I like all the episodes.
I am sorry.
But she's all the way in Chile.
Then I will shag her
"qtqtqtqtqtqt" to some image I sent her, 2 days ago.
Not even meming desu. Just a coincidence. Let me stay over and I can capitalise on this.
>flag
>months ago
>a happy birthday
>from a grill that rejected me
>love you more ;vv
a friend of a friend telling me she couldn't go to the English practice group.
it was the first message from a female I received in like 5 years.
>Flag
>This morning
"Hehehe how cute are you"
...
>EL FATADOR
>Flag
>Vk.com
>Yeah. Plans changed a little
>3 days ago
>Flag
>Thank you, enjoy your sleeping in.
Last email was "Oh OK"
>Argentina
Don't even remember because it was like a year and a half ago.
>Aus
>2014: Hey Joe's funeral is at [place time and date]
I didn't even know Joe was dead mang
I'm from a time where we used computers and to my surprise Sup Forums still accepts computers.
'Jajajaja vale'
a spanish gril dismissing me.she looks like pic related but worse
>ok
2.5 years ago, group project in school
This thread makes me depressed. Even on Sup Forums there are so many normies. All my friends succeed with girls even the ugly ones yet I'm a permanent failure and a virgin at 23
how the fuck can you live in western europe and be a virgin? girls literally throw themselves at you the moment they turn 15
Sup Forums is one of the most normie boards mate, what were you expecting
>I'm a permanent failure and a virgin at 23
me in a few months
>haha! sure thing. happy hannuka to you too!
fucking bitch
an online friend but we used to go to the same school
she sent me pic related
emoji
Sup Forums is filled with nu-males who consider themselves citizens of the world and want a world with no borders. The post-millennials culture created by the USA has spread worldwide.
>Thank you!! You too!
>ok we'll pick you up around 12
with emojis but w/e
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How much you need?
Are you on the bus?
>vagina
>Thanks :)
Only 20, but for Ukraine it's failure.
da fuc, it's the opposite. too much retarded nationalism and country roleplaying, and not only here but in many forums.
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> Hey, hello, how have you been? We havent talked in a while, I wish you you had been honest with me from the beginning, I want to talk, can we meet for a coofee?
That was like 1 week ago, some girl I used to date that I didnt want to see anymore, replied to her like 3 days later asking her why she was writing me a whole postcard.
>sounds bad... but at least you're allowed to go home
i was in a hospital yesterday
>I'm a permanent failure and a virgin at 23
H-Haha what a l-loser!
>Sweden
>
Nu-males that want a borderless world between first world countries only of course.
Come back when you have a half-assed normie tier active social life and still manage to be a virgin at 27, kid.
>Sorry didn't get your text until now and I got a class in 15 minutes some other time maybe
This was around a year ago.
Mexico
"bye bye ^_^"
She cares a lot for me.
>tfw 24, almost 25
>everyone around me are in serious relationships, some are engaged or even married
>I've never held a girls hand let alone a gf
>feel like all my friends are slowly drifting away from me, spending more and more time with their girlfriends
>missed out on having fun and now missing out on having a relationship
where does it end? will I eventually become completely alone?
>tfw last message from a girl was 3 months ago
>she was just asking about an assignment we had together
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"Skočim še po kruh v trgovino"
>I'm going to the shop to buy bread"
15 min ago
Time to start a new life as a 16 year-old teenager in Europe!
>Only when we buy a film normally xx
The misses getting concerned our BT bill was higher than usual
Not hard, girls don't throw themselves at you when they can throw themselves at Chad Thundercock
She's cucking you mate
>Time to start a new life as a 16 year-old teenager in Europe!
Didn't a Russian do this in USA?
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girls from my dept at uni always message me asking if I've finished an assignment so they can copy from me. fucking useless lecherous cunts.
"It worked ;)"
Nah, she's home already and making dinner.
"Streaks and recents" on snapchat.
yeah this girl didn't even have the courtesy to add me as a friend. She just message requested me.
I didn't help her because of that
He was hohol tho, but yeah, very based. Top grades, military academy. He did a mistake and fugged some grills.
But I was referring to refugee "teenagers" in France and Sweden.
> cunt
> "fucking dio killed my husbando"
"Hahah awk but still! Was okk they said if my abscess returns again on my leg and gets worse they may have to do surgery but on the positive side its christmas this weekend and i am unbelievably excited!"
I asked to an ex-friend's girlfriend to find me a lift to a city I wanted do go
We share the same feels, I guess some of us just weren't meant to have it
>I don't think it can be possible, my mother insists on spending new years at home
Getting rejected already before new years, fml
I'm the same but at 19, and things ain't gonna get better
Decent taste t b h
I'd say great taste because she chose me :^))))
>Cya in a bit!
Feels good man.
9 years ago i used to chat with one girl on messenger, after that nothing
> funny doggo
I sent her a pic of my dog
Should you still message a girl even though she never messages you first?
>France
>I'll take a shower now.