Describe the ending of a video game and anons try to guess it

Describe the ending of a video game and anons try to guess it.

You're great buddies with this crazy dude who gets off on violence until a crazy green midget who's probably senile tells you to leave him behind.

You choose your own adventure and you get to choose three endings. They are all the same.

Fuck you, and fuck your marker.

one of three endings*

Mass Effect 3.

Mass effect 3?

Mario Party

Your girlfriend's dad dies.
And I still don't get to know what happened after.

Mass Erect 3

Skyrim?

Dead Space

You take down a dumb robot with a potato and a gun by sending the robot to space.

You kill all the bad guys.
Nothing changes in your life.
You go and get some whiskey.

Portal 2

>you finally find and make every animal your slave

Digimon

u go back... u kill big caterpillar
u go forward..... u also can kill it
u go way back and do some chores to dinos..... u kill it 7 or 8 times now and it's a fucking hedgehog
... or u can even fly directly to it and....it's a fucking robot inside?!?!?
>wtf

Pokemon, but who the fuck besides some autistic virgin Japanese faggots have actually caught every single Pokemon?

Mario Party

easy mode lol

Mario Party

You go to an underwater base to send a digital copy of humanity to outer space.

I had the original 150 in Pokemon red as a kid.

the fuck

I had all 151 in blue

You storm the building of a big corporation with your buddies, you shoot your number one fan in the mouth, who also happens to be a dirty millennial, and then throw him out of a building, and ride off into the sunset with your friends and a pot dealer in a bitch' ass helicopter.

You kill a king and take his soul

>Shit from nintendo.
>A video game.
Not even close.

Mario Party

Mario Party

Bioshock: Mario Party DLC

You get all the puzzle pieces, kill a witch, and rescue your sister.

Mario Party

Mario Party?

no

Braid: Mario Party of the Year Edition

Mario party and kazooie

Game of Thrones.

Nah I'm pretty sure it was Mario Party

Certainly not a filthy casual like you

Not even close

nope

Wet?

You are fat, you race a witch, then yo make lego cars.

you beat the shit out of your archrival and rescue a princess, then you ditch your friends that's been working with you for the whole game and fuck the princess

That was the story of one Mario Party game.

You enter a house and see a man in a green jumpsuit go down a manhole, after entering a password into his computer you follow him down there to find an operation set up. You then learn that these people have been calling people and threatening them to commit murder, after hearing this you decide to murder them both and leave

EPIC BANJO AND KAZOOIE

You learn that your presuppositions about a person's intentions in doing things are just projections of your own desires and ideals.

you, not yo

Nuts and bolts

WINNER!

Mario Party:Story mode?

WIN!

Life:Mario Party Edition

No

You lie to your loli best friend/partner in crime about not saving the world.

>kill an entire army
>rescue your daughter
>daughter hates you
>die
>turn into a monster
>baw

You fight fight aliens and dinosaurs, then you fight and alien leader to rescue your pet.

shit in a toilet sim?

an not and

It might be

There are no adults left in alive in the lot.

A game.... trying to collect as many stars as possible in every turn

Mario Party?

Deus Ex (although I believe it had four)

You must play sick and twisted games to appease a demented mutated turtle in hopes that he doesn't torture your damned soul for all eternity.

Legend of Zelda?

You contemplate why you must fight.

Mario Party

Mario Party (For Real)

Toto: Africa DLC?

Undertale?

Chrono Trigger

Lisa the Mario Party RPG

No idiot it's fucking megaman 7.

Chrono trigger?

nope

Nah it's World of Warcraft: Pandaria starting zone.

Turns out this dude who was dead was an alien god so he turns your gf into a god also minerals

it's Mario Party isn't it?

You are the fake. You are the monster.

Is it a DC comics game?

Nuts and bolts

Mario Party?

But it looked so similar to Mario Party.

no

Minecraft?

Half-Life 2: Episode Dubs

Nier

kek
hehe
...
*sigh*
heh
haha
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
AHAHA HAHA HAHAHHHAAAA
FUCKING FAGGOT
FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
ha

well you kill this one big guy but it didn't end there.
a few years later you kill this other big guy
then a few years later you kill this ther big guy
then you kill a dragon... but it doesnt end there
pandas.. and then some shit about time traveling still not the end CAUSE THEY SAID THERE WILL BE ANOTHER.
those god damn cash cow milking sick fucks have ruined my childhood BY NEVER STOPPING THE TRAIN!

no its hotline miami

are you 100% sure?

Bioshock infinite(?)

Nope. Hint: It came out in 2015.

you blow up some dumb underground lab with the plain and bland group of your choice, but nothing really changes and you're left with a feeling of disappointment.

One of those words is right

World is saved. Dragon is kill. So is the sprite.