Anons briefly explain the ending of a video game and other anons try to guess part 2. I'll start

Anons briefly explain the ending of a video game and other anons try to guess part 2. I'll start
>kill insane alien
>walk girl back to her house and slay some poon
>go home and tell mum how much poon you slayed

>real coon steals back family $
>fakes amnesia to get some pussy

Sly cooper 3?

earthbound/mother??

Reported. Enjoy jail faggot

Yup welp that was fast

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

this?

>hey friends lets go on vacation
>this is a nice fuckin phone

>spray water on goopy shit
>re-fill water
>repeat

Super Mario Sunshine?

>suck
>spit or swallow
>he or she?

dubs arn't wrong

>cards
>rng

Kirby

>Meet a Wizard
>Run around getting money
>Go on a boat and underground
>End up in hell

...

yup

ding ding ding

>water
>city
>sisters

Two enemies join forces to fight main enemy
Main enemy strong
Fuck Destiny
History repeats itself as one anti-hero stands wandering if he did a right thing

Heartstone

Bioshock?

Soldier kills his mentor, fucks hot babe and then cries. The motherfucking end.

Farcry 3.

Not the end? Farcry 3

>invade another dimension
>kill all its inhabitants, including its dragon overlord
>wake up in your bed

Minecraft

all yes

A chink defeats an old man. The Earth is saved! Yaaay!

Minecraft?

Tekken?

Yeah. I probably shouldn't have mentioned the dragon

>exit final level
>start disintegrating
>best friend breaks down and cries as you cease to exist

>You discover that you're the son of a god
>you kill your own father
>you win

>but still the black thing of the mine don't dies

Actually wake up in bed gave it away to me

Final fantasy? Idfk

Visit all kinds of madness locations
Actually was coma

Defeat one bad guy. Another badder guy pops up.
Kill badder guy! Fuck the old bad guy is free again.
Everyone fears the player.

Ah! Fuck me in the ass and call me Laura. No, it's not that one but it's a similar one.

>Chinks pray for you to give you strength
>kill bad guy
>ride ufo to heaven

This sounds nintendo

If thats a hint then ima go with infamous. Im already negative points on this jeopardy game

Mortal Kombat

>chick really wants you and you know it but you gotta pick between pussy and helping out your dying brother
>fuck it, bros before hoes
>go down and try to keep him going as long as you can but he's too far gone
>FUCK ME NATURAL DISASTER
>you're ok
>fuck it, may as well go slay some poon
>she probably thinks you're dead though
>ingenious_idea.png

>your old squad doing street performing for shits and giggles
>drug one of them, or tell him to leave, fuck, I don't know
>she doesn't even know
>wait until the perfect moment
>all eyes are on you
>time to drop the bomb
>SURPRISE, FAGGOTS!
>she fuckin bolts to you
>everyone's fucking whooping and cheering
>go back to her place and slay that poon
>wonder if it was a bit too elaborate just for pussy
>...
>doesn't matter, had sex

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Darkness, Sky.

God of War?

nope

The pokemon anime

Ding.
I feel like I did a shit job at describing that

Well, the descriptions are supposed to be brief.

OFF?

The hell kind of games you play?

Jesus christ you actually disintegrate at the end? Isnt pokemon a kids game?

>ball is flying through air
>a car rushes up to strike it
>it hits!
>GOOOOOOOAL!

Time paradox etc etc

>Kick people into things
>Find out you're satan's son
>Kick more things
>Free your satan dad
>Rule the land

I call it disintegrating.
something something time paradox
something something you must go, your planet needs you

Ryse?

come on Sup Forums that shit was elaborate, you should know this

I'm gonna guess... No More Heroes?

Rocket Leage

nope

MGS3?

There we go.

>two and a slave walking through snow
>brother toss the coin
>shiny rocks
>world ends (kwahahaha)
>gather up
>rocks font shine no more

>start game
>a few hours later
>the end

That's the one!

Super Mario Bros. 2

Katamari Damaci?

That game gave me lots of feels. Also checked.

Mario?

Was this game good? I want to play it now

>On a cliff
>Sad

Halo 5

Prince of Persia?

Yep.

Leisure Suit Larry?

Gone Home?

Pokemon mystery dungeon is more fun than standard pokemon, but its story is very similar to the typical shonen manga/anime in that the story isn't very deep.

>Nothing you did before matters
>E3 just confirmed that what you do then doesn't matter either.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

>guy with rare skin disease
>tries to save girlfriend from young evil doctor
>girlfriend also has a solution to the disease

>see tall lanky fucker on a black chair
>free by putting shit in other shit
>lanky fuck gets freed and dies
>get put in his place
>proceed to listen to music for the rest of eternity

I like it.
Just prepare for feels.
Lots. of feels.

LSL is wrong, try again

Yep.

Mgs4? Shooting in the dark here.

Leisure Suit Larry 2?

nope

think PS1 era

Splatterhouse? Slaughterhouse? Whatever it's called?

>aborted fetus porn
Haven't laughed that hard in a while

>puke out your baby
>kill it
>go home with a man in his underwear

MGS? Resident Evil?

yes!


no not gone home, it was pretty obvious that it's halo 5 user...

nope, try JRPGs

>Lol fuck my these guys
>Shit my nuts are hot
>Pew
>Dad ded
>You ded
>End?(?)

Mass effect?

Binding of Isaac?

Tetris?

I know this
I just don't remember the name of the game

>aliens invading
>>no theyre not
>aliens invading, want to commit intergalactic genocide
>>no theyre not
>>ALIENS HERE, WUT DO????

>fuck up some alans
>that's it
>like really
>no actual story

>good DLCs tho

nope, i think i gave ya'll a hard one

Yup.

Destiny?

Mass Effect?

>obvious
kys

FF8?