When I eat my food if I'm eating meat I pretend I'm an Orc.
And if veggies or salad or something I pretend I'm and elf
Like fucking fully immerse myself In the role But I don't do it when I'm uncomfortable but almost have to do it most times
Grayson Butler
Anyone else have to role play when eating?
Cooper Brown
this isn't weird, it's autistic
Leo Fisher
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Bentley Price
Really ?
Tyler Robinson
I do that sometimes, but I'll pretend I'm like a Note or a viking
Liam Carter
I still run up the stairs on all fours
Parker Davis
My parents say it's different but nothing wrong
Parker Lewis
Your autism level is too high. May I suggest the following to remedy the situation:
1. An hero. 2. Commit sudoku 3. Eat your penis like an orc.
Nicholas James
i play chess with myself and laugh out loud when i trick mysef.
Charles Hill
How do you even trick yourself?
Parker Wilson
Fuck off summer fag
The kid needs help
Hunter Jackson
I post really really really funny bananas on Sup Forums
Asher Rodriguez
That's why it's funny
Gets me everytime
Xavier Rivera
I have put so many household objects from myums house up my ass the call my rectum ikea, I'm not even joking it must be the risk factor or something that just gets the juices flowing
Ethan Bailey
I use Q Tips to clean my nose, I like to ride quads (four wheelers) and bugs and dirt and shit get in my nose, I blow my nose but it doesnt get all that shit out. So I use q tips and my family thinks its gross af.
Isaiah Allen
I often scratch my dick with my nails when masturbating
Luis James
Literally lol'd
Easton Brooks
I go to bed with a loaded gun in my mouth hoping if i kill myself in my dreams i can do it in the real world too.
Ayden Edwards
That's not right
You need help
Brody Reed
Check mate
Lol!!!
Mason Lee
I take that Hershey's chocolate spread shit, and put it on one piece of bread, then put peanut butter on another, and put them together. It's fucking amazing.
Gavin Bell
I chase my cats around the house pretending to be a monster
Ryan Perry
I blow into glasses before putting something to drink in them to get the microscopic dusties out
Tyler Ward
ive done this before so dont worry man your not alone
Landon Evans
I masterbate to mine craft porn
Adrian Flores
Summerfag falling for some low ass, middle eastern looking, hipster typed, cancer riddled, salmonella infested, dick sucking, gay b8
Carter Davis
I buy chocolate marshmallow ice cream to eat the marshmallow and throw the rest away
Brody Fisher
you know how to willingly come to Sup Forums for whatever reason? >like that
Matthew Gonzalez
.......
Xavier Myers
You're the one who got bated retard
Angel Sullivan
I refuse to achknolwedge your subs on the terms of you being gay
Leo Edwards
I suck my own dick but hate homos
Parker Morris
I pick my nose and eat it
But coming in this thread it no longer seems that bad
Kayden Brooks
Well then how about you acknowledge these then fagarot!
Christian Cruz
while playing games if the character eats to heal i'll get a snack like chips or somethign and eat whenever the character eats
Robert Butler
But i bet no other user does it.
Jayden Gonzalez
I do my dishes in the bathtub. I live in the attic of a really nice house and I mostly have a kitchen but the only sink is in the bathroom. This was the best way.
I also go everywhere baked.
John Torres
>Only shower when I go to work or have to go somewhere with people >If oily, I rub my fingers behind my ears and smell
I mean I'm not dirty, but greasy for sure
Connor Moore
when I walk into my room, I pretend that I'm some sort of super secret agent/soldier on a mission to get to my desk/bed. >Door is open. Clear. >Scanning room.Clear. >Turning on the lights. Advice. >Your Clear to move. >Copy that. >Take Cover and move shoulder to the wall. Autistic as fuck I know, but its fun to do shit like that when no one is watching.
Jonathan Morales
I have a trip wire system of where when a intruder comes through my door they will activate the trip wire causing the shotgun hanging above my bed to shoot me in the head. Is that a bit similar?
Jason Garcia
>subs
Nicholas Gomez
reminds me of
Jaxson Scott
You know what I mean dick for brain
I meant shauds
Austin Rodriguez
Not quite. Too complicated imo. >tfw noone even wants to rob you
David Myers
I eat everything with a spoon
Everything
Andrew Reed
how
Gavin Moore
This is the best way I have ever heard of to avoid getting v& and/or to permanently scar your parents when they wake you up in the morning
Liam Gray
I just soo dick wad
Anthony Hall
I can't cum if there is tits in porn
Clothes/top on only
The idea of breasts disgusts me.. Milk being in there
I can't drink milk either
Blake Rodriguez
>mfw I just soo
Cooper Butler
Get out
Joseph Jackson
What are you the fuxking typo policg
Joseph Martin
i suck my thumb and have a little blanket i need to fall asleep with, and i like it when the blanket is nice and cold, rubbing it on my face and shit
look in a magnifying mirror with a pimple/black head removal tool and go at it for 30 minutes straight, then instant regret
Cooper Nguyen
Filthy animal.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
No no no you see my parents are dead lol.
Matthew Sullivan
Don't make fun of others weird things friend. I'm sure you got something too. Come on out with it friend, we are all here to support you.
Ryder Brooks
underrated post of the century
Blake Lewis
I suck dick to pay rent and in a 45 year old straight virgin man
Jordan Sanchez
i jerk off in bed, cum on my stomach, then eat it. Every time
Ryder Brooks
I sometimes spy on myself when I take a shower.
Hudson Rogers
When I brush my teeth I sit at my computer. I end up holding my toothbrush in my mouth for up to about 20 minutes while doing stuff on the computer before finally going back to the sink.
Jose Smith
My dogs sleep in my bed I don't moan/groan when im cumming There, happy, you animal?
Isaiah Gonzalez
Ninja cum
Nolan Russell
I sing songs about killing myself while I get ready for work every morning.
Ryan Green
Hah.
Christian Martin
I use my precum as lube to put things in my hole and then fap, I shoot faster and harder and make more trajectory by doing this
Sebastian Sullivan
I wear a lab coat around the house.
Angel Jenkins
If something stupid happens I turn my head like on those single camera comedies where they look into the camera.
Jeremiah Butler
Every time I hear a car door outside, I check the peephole to be sure the fuzz haven't found me
William Williams
I chew the inside of my mouth. I make random noises like beep bop boop I say thank you to ATMs
Brayden Myers
I very rarely make eye contact. I have full conversations with people whilst barely looking at them, and even if I do I stare at their nose or mouth or something. Looking someone in the eye while talking is an intimate thing for me I only do it with certain people at/or certain times
Noah Roberts
WHAT IF YOU ATE CANDY
Joshua Watson
I wash myself in vinegar.
Ethan Richardson
I never know what eye to look at. Biggest problem in my life
Lucas Bailey
Kek'd
Lincoln Parker
Thanks Lori
Brandon Wilson
Sounds severely autistic
Jeremiah Morgan
I do this at my parents' house if no one is looking. 1, they're kind of steep. 2, it's comforting
Parker Foster
This, cant make eye contact for this very reason
Adam Wright
Sometimes, I get in the shower, pee on my face and in my mouth, then I use my urine for lube and proceed to jerk off until I chum in my hand. Then I eat it.
It's the cats pajamas!
Oh, wait, you said "weird things". Nevermind.
Robert Allen
Jesus, wear a fucking helmet or handkerchief or something
William Thomas
Fuck off, it's comfy.
Jordan Powell
look at the space between their eyes, they can't tell you're not looking them in the eye
Gabriel Edwards
I'm not as bad as you, but I'm like If I pick one both of my eyes are focused on that one, and they see that. But If I focus in between I can't see their eyes and It looks like I'm looking at the bridge of their nose. I end up looking past people sometimes. And when I look into a girl's eyes I start feeling something I can't explain and I keep staring.
Joseph Reed
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Zachary Allen
I lube up my feet, cup them together, and fuck them. After cumming in my foot cup, I plant my face in it and lick it up while rubbing my face in it.
Luke Miller
This is not a bad idea. I think I'm too much of a pussy to put it in in the first place though
Luis Edwards
>If I pick one both of my eyes are focused on that one, and they see that
No, they don't.
Thomas Williams
Haha welcome to my life. I would give anything to be able to have normal eye contact
Lincoln Cook
When you plop pie plums up yer bum are you a hobbot?
Asher Ortiz
Instead of just rinsing them out?
Camden Gomez
How are you sure
Christopher Reed
Would you give up... your eyes?
Asher Hall
your parents tell you you're not autistic so they're not embarrassed.
Gabriel Diaz
I watch Icarly episodes and then memorize the entire script. I then act out all the lines, but since I have to do it by myself I jump around different sections of my room to signify character change.
Joseph Walker
I've done this a couple of times. Not an every day thing tho
Charles White
Geri you have alzheimers.
Noah Long
I've thought about it. Almost worse having them
Jose Lewis
I just cant. I start focusing on their face, I stop blinking then I have to pretend im trying to find something i lost to break the face to face shit. Autism.