Weird things you do and see if other anons do to

Weird things you do and see if other anons do to.

I'll start

When I eat my food if I'm eating meat I pretend I'm an Orc.

And if veggies or salad or something I pretend I'm and elf

Like fucking fully immerse myself In the role
But I don't do it when I'm uncomfortable but almost have to do it most times

Anyone else have to role play when eating?

this isn't weird, it's autistic

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Really ?

I do that sometimes, but I'll pretend I'm like a Note or a viking

I still run up the stairs on all fours

My parents say it's different but nothing wrong

Your autism level is too high. May I suggest the following to remedy the situation:

1. An hero.
2. Commit sudoku
3. Eat your penis like an orc.

i play chess with myself and laugh out loud when i trick mysef.

How do you even trick yourself?

Fuck off summer fag

The kid needs help

I post really really really funny bananas on Sup Forums

That's why it's funny

Gets me everytime

I have put so many household objects from myums house up my ass the call my rectum ikea, I'm not even joking it must be the risk factor or something that just gets the juices flowing

I use Q Tips to clean my nose, I like to ride quads (four wheelers) and bugs and dirt and shit get in my nose, I blow my nose but it doesnt get all that shit out. So I use q tips and my family thinks its gross af.

I often scratch my dick with my nails when masturbating

Literally lol'd

I go to bed with a loaded gun in my mouth hoping if i kill myself in my dreams i can do it in the real world too.

That's not right

You need help

Check mate

Lol!!!

I take that Hershey's chocolate spread shit, and put it on one piece of bread, then put peanut butter on another, and put them together. It's fucking amazing.

I chase my cats around the house pretending to be a monster

I blow into glasses before putting something to drink in them to get the microscopic dusties out

ive done this before so dont worry man your not alone

I masterbate to mine craft porn

Summerfag falling for some low ass, middle eastern looking, hipster typed, cancer riddled, salmonella infested, dick sucking, gay b8

I buy chocolate marshmallow ice cream to eat the marshmallow and throw the rest away

you know how to willingly come to Sup Forums for whatever reason?
>like that

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You're the one who got bated retard

I refuse to achknolwedge your subs on the terms of you being gay

I suck my own dick but hate homos

I pick my nose and eat it

But coming in this thread it no longer seems that bad

Well then how about you acknowledge these then fagarot!

while playing games if the character eats to heal i'll get a snack like chips or somethign and eat whenever the character eats

But i bet no other user does it.

I do my dishes in the bathtub. I live in the attic of a really nice house and I mostly have a kitchen but the only sink is in the bathroom. This was the best way.

I also go everywhere baked.

>Only shower when I go to work or have to go somewhere with people
>If oily, I rub my fingers behind my ears and smell

I mean I'm not dirty, but greasy for sure

when I walk into my room, I pretend that I'm some sort of super secret agent/soldier on a mission to get to my desk/bed.
>Door is open. Clear.
>Scanning room.Clear.
>Turning on the lights. Advice.
>Your Clear to move.
>Copy that.
>Take Cover and move shoulder to the wall.
Autistic as fuck I know, but its fun to do shit like that when no one is watching.

I have a trip wire system of where when a intruder comes through my door they will activate the trip wire causing the shotgun hanging above my bed to shoot me in the head. Is that a bit similar?

>subs

reminds me of

You know what I mean dick for brain

I meant shauds

Not quite. Too complicated imo.
>tfw noone even wants to rob you

I eat everything with a spoon

Everything

how

This is the best way I have ever heard of to avoid getting v& and/or to permanently scar your parents when they wake you up in the morning

I just soo dick wad

I can't cum if there is tits in porn

Clothes/top on only

The idea of breasts disgusts me.. Milk being in there

I can't drink milk either

>mfw I just soo

Get out

What are you the fuxking typo policg

i suck my thumb and have a little blanket i need to fall asleep with, and i like it when the blanket is nice and cold, rubbing it on my face and shit

look in a magnifying mirror with a pimple/black head removal tool and go at it for 30 minutes straight, then instant regret

Filthy animal.

No no no you see my parents are dead lol.

Don't make fun of others weird things friend. I'm sure you got something too. Come on out with it friend, we are all here to support you.

underrated post of the century

I suck dick to pay rent and in a 45 year old straight virgin man

i jerk off in bed, cum on my stomach, then eat it. Every time

I sometimes spy on myself when I take a shower.

When I brush my teeth I sit at my computer. I end up holding my toothbrush in my mouth for up to about 20 minutes while doing stuff on the computer before finally going back to the sink.

My dogs sleep in my bed
I don't moan/groan when im cumming
There, happy, you animal?

Ninja cum

I sing songs about killing myself while I get ready for work every morning.

Hah.

I use my precum as lube to put things in my hole and then fap, I shoot faster and harder and make more trajectory by doing this

I wear a lab coat around the house.

If something stupid happens I turn my head like on those single camera comedies where they look into the camera.

Every time I hear a car door outside, I check the peephole to be sure the fuzz haven't found me

I chew the inside of my mouth.
I make random noises like beep bop boop
I say thank you to ATMs

I very rarely make eye contact.
I have full conversations with people whilst barely looking at them, and even if I do I stare at their nose or mouth or something.
Looking someone in the eye while talking is an intimate thing for me I only do it with certain people at/or certain times

WHAT IF YOU ATE CANDY

I wash myself in vinegar.

I never know what eye to look at. Biggest problem in my life

Kek'd

Thanks Lori

Sounds severely autistic

I do this at my parents' house if no one is looking. 1, they're kind of steep. 2, it's comforting

This, cant make eye contact for this very reason

Sometimes, I get in the shower, pee on my face and in my mouth, then I use my urine for lube and proceed to jerk off until I chum in my hand. Then I eat it.

It's the cats pajamas!

Oh, wait, you said "weird things". Nevermind.

Jesus, wear a fucking helmet or handkerchief or something

Fuck off, it's comfy.

look at the space between their eyes, they can't tell you're not looking them in the eye

I'm not as bad as you, but I'm like If I pick one both of my eyes are focused on that one, and they see that. But If I focus in between I can't see their eyes and It looks like I'm looking at the bridge of their nose. I end up looking past people sometimes. And when I look into a girl's eyes I start feeling something I can't explain and I keep staring.

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I lube up my feet, cup them together, and fuck them. After cumming in my foot cup, I plant my face in it and lick it up while rubbing my face in it.

This is not a bad idea. I think I'm too much of a pussy to put it in in the first place though

>If I pick one both of my eyes are focused on that one, and they see that

No, they don't.

Haha welcome to my life. I would give anything to be able to have normal eye contact

When you plop pie plums up yer bum are you a hobbot?

Instead of just rinsing them out?

How are you sure

Would you give up... your eyes?

your parents tell you you're not autistic so they're not embarrassed.

I watch Icarly episodes and then memorize the entire script. I then act out all the lines, but since I have to do it by myself I jump around different sections of my room to signify character change.

I've done this a couple of times. Not an every day thing tho

Geri you have alzheimers.

I've thought about it. Almost worse having them

I just cant. I start focusing on their face, I stop blinking then I have to pretend im trying to find something i lost to break the face to face shit. Autism.