Im at friend's house for the night and Im jacking off. Dubs decides what I do

Im at friend's house for the night and Im jacking off. Dubs decides what I do

he have a sis? If so, jizz on her panties. If not, jizz in the milk

place dick in his mouth

Cum on all his video games.

piss everywhere

Smear it all over his game controllers

It'd be great if people stopped posting pics of their dicks on Sup Forums

Male genitalia is unsightly.

cum on his monitor

Jizz into liquid soap, if they have any

jizz on his pillow

Faggot

Jerk it while silently moaning like a hentai girl.

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Why do so many people post their dicks here? Why is that seen as acceptable when 98% of Sup Forums definitely doesn't want to see dicks
>Inb4 feminine penis. Kys

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jizz and fall asleep

get cum under his chair like the gum you find under public chairs.

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Bust on his face while he sleeps.

Rolling for put your fucking dick away

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roll. also, take a picture of it.

This

Bust on his face

This. Chek' em

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Rolling

winrar

specifically his eyes

Winrar

Dick in mouth

take a pic for b

WINRARRRR

WINRAR

Take pics of his dick and ass while he's asleep then cum on his face while recording it.

OP we want pictures.

double layered winrar. double zipped.

Cum on floor in living room/lounge room, leave it there

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