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circulating my masculine energies harvested through semen retention
EXCELLENT edition
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*sigh* Oh how I wish I had an average looking boyfriend with no real charisma, little to no friends, hardly any work experience, loves internet memes, video games and anime, sees women as objects- either pure virgins or evil whores- lives with his parents, has never kissed a girl, has an obsession with 1930s Germany, keeps saying "aesthetics", calls things degenerate, and spends more than half of his time communicating with anyone through the internet
If only there was such a guy ...
i wear converse most days to be honest
lads post songs that are LITERALLY you
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if you don't wank to traps you are a closet homosexual
this man refuses to spaff even when he's having sex
fuck me this gimmick is a good un
>he reps the virgin creps
LITERALLY me
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can relate to this 100% right now
more of a crêpe man myself
That's an English turd, here's an English rose
*stands in the middle of /brit/ in a virgin pose*
hmmm
normals need to vacate
drinking a corona but not really rating it much
might go shop cop a bottle of a spirit
me
GASS THE FRENCH
THE
FRENCH
I have sex with prostitutes every day. they are all asians and I lost count of how many I've seen. I spend 220 dollars a day on sex
lads can girls tell when you virgin walk
help
>american """punk"""
ex gf just posted this
>Her mother is of African American, Dutch, Scottish, and Sioux origin
yeah of course
someone should send tim some new memes
I would but I'm poor and can't afford stamps/printing
as yes american punk was so shit wasn't it
yes it literally was
>watching traffic cops
>everyone arrested is non-white
>stolen cars, assault, drug dealing, burglary
ah yes, must be this multiculturalism i've heard so much about. very impressive.
Explain this Virgin X gimmick please.
No need to worry about spoon feeding I am a seasoned /brit/ poster with a few screencaps and a gimmick under my belt.
stewart lee is literally the best comedian around lads
the gf
pick up 10g of amber leaf for me, big man
The fucking state of janny
>Explain this Virgin X gimmick please.
i literally dont think there are any cultural differences between the uk and the netherlands
>when he does the virgin post
fucking idiot. don't reply to me ever again
Jesus Christ what a virgin post.
they have chocolate sprinkles on bread, whereas we have toast on bread
I think that's about it though
no it's not
they always choose yorkshire police or something so that everyone is white
textbook virgin post
nah not gonna embarrass myself kid
i'll grab 12.5g though if you want
>Newton Neurotics - Kick Out the Tories
been looking cute and getting more attention from girls lately
dunno what it is
business idea: this but he reviews good thing I might actually want to buy
SCREECHING AND HOLLERING
please see sweety xx
>browse the united kingdom subreddit
>everyone makes pseudo-intellectual leftie babble posts
I want to hatpost all of them
virgin
Haha. Nice one guys.
Now what's this gimmick about then?
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need a bf
going to start shitposting more on Sup Forums and stop posting about politics on /brit/
>Haha. Nice one guys.
>Now what's this gimmick about then?
Howdy
there was a bender and a girl in the metro next to me today lads
the poof was talking quite loud about how he got shagged in the arse and the girl sounded really posh, like really arrogant student posh
wanted to do the skull in of both of them. not that their discussion bothered me like it would bother a rasheed but I really felt frustrated about their presence
nah just leave it then
listen mate just stop being such a virgin
stop posting in /brit/ together
even had a gally come up and say I'm incredibly good looking and ask if I had a card
That's why she looks like a woman and not a pasty baby
>talking about sex in public
the state of the world
>>browse the united kingdom subreddit
>>everyone makes pseudo-intellectual leftie babble posts
>
>I want to hatpost all of them
fuck off rasheed
oh dear
turbo-virgin
>Haha. Nice one guys.
>Now what's this gimmick about then?
where did you find that green text? looks like a virgin quote
>stewart lee is literally the best comedian around lads
>tfw seeing "2016 has been the worst year ever" posts on normie book
>it's the worst year ever because of brexit and trump
>tfw I supported both
this is your country on jews
people who work in customer """service""" are fucking useless
but i guess why that's their job ;^)
I swear Cara will be my gf one day and when that time comes, you'll witness the what a shitposter from Sup Forums is capable of.
english hog
Feels good mayne.
>google zally goldberg
>top result reddit
>2nd result Sup Forums
off you pop petal
post bum love
that's the artist Dean Hutton not an MTV producer
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT
me when I settle down with Aisha
good post
i got some semen you can retain
his head looks like a fucking tic tac
>tfw didn't vote in referendum and didn't support either candidate
Opinion: Anyone who doesn't hate Islam should be publicly addressed as a child rape apologist until they realise the error of their ways.
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>Cara was 5 years old when I was born
tfw babby
I HAVE A LITTLE CAT
INSIDE MY HOUSE IT SHAT
oi tic tac
cut the chit chat
>tfw she loved me
remove these frog pictures please
is it something in the negro genetics to have a front teeth gap
see it more often than not in darkies