Avant garde? More like avant garde a clue

Avant garde? More like avant garde a clue.

more like a vent guard because the people who make it are full of hot air

Experimental? More like extra mental !! :P

garde sounds nothing like get, you idiot

la di da mr frenchman

kpop more like gaypop

looks like you understood it anyway, fuckboi

I didn't get it until he explained it.

Bjork? MORE LIKE B.J. ORK

then ur a fucking dumbass

No, because when I read 'garde' in my head, it doesn't sound like 'get' at all. You're the dumbass foŕ being ignorant of the actual pronounciation.

"haven't got a clue" you fucking imbeciles

neither garde nor guard sound like got

IDM? More like IDC

Amon Düül II? More like A Mong Too Dull.

It does with a Jersey accent.

Do you dumb cunts not read these jokes with a Jersey accent?

Hard Rock? More like Hard Cock? amirite guys xD?

Cocteau Twins? More like Cock to Twins

Progressive Rock? More like Communist Rock

Have a Nice Life? More like Have a Terrible Death.

Noise? No Zzzzz

Far from the madding crowd?
more like I want to be far from this maddening kraut

Avant-garde? More like Avant Garbage.

Got you op.

OB LA DI

>IDM? More like IDC

best itt so far

Shoegaze? More like POO FOR GAYS!

avant garde more like avant garbage

smooth jazz? more like smooth azz

Japanoise?
More like Japa-noes!

electro swing? more like electro swimg me fedora

Modal Jazz? more like modal azz
Avant-garde Jazz? Avant got azz
Spiritual jazz? Spiritual azz
Dark jazz? dark azz
Free jazz? free azz

Kid A? Kid Ayy

Acid Azz
Afro-Azz
Arabic Azz
Avant-Garde Azz
Beb-azz
Big B-azz
British Azz Band
Bulawayo Azz
Cape Azz
Chamber Azz
Cool Azz
Dark Azz
Dixielazz
ECM Style Azz
Ethio-Azz
Flamenco Azz
Gypsy Azz
Azz-Funk
Azz Fusion
Azz Poetry
Latin Azz
Marab-azz
Modal Azz
New Orleans Azz Band
Samba-Azz
Smooth Azz
Soul Azz
Swing
Third Stre-azz
Vocal Azz

Ambient? more like Ambien

Autechre? More like ought to cry

Don't worry, I'm gonna garde them for you

Isis the band? More like muslims
Godspeed you black emperor? More like godspeed you nigger

Charles Mingus? More like Charles Dingus
King Crimson? More like Fucking Crimson

this is literal fucking autism, for what purpose

Punk rock? More like cum sock