Confession:

Confession:

I've been in love with this girl (right) who has friend zoned me for a little over 5 years. I love her with my life.

You're a faggot. Obviously the one on the left is better.

I meant left

Its alright she has plenty of jowl to give out to even you

oh nvn kek

Right you say...? She looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus... Don't understand why you're into her. Shes not very attractive... now the hottie blonde on the LEFT?? Shes fucking gorgeous! Go after her, OP!!

>david coulthard's let himself go

I meant left

have you even tried to fuck it?

Either ask her out on a date or get over it. You are not the first person in the world this has happened to.

Stay away from her for a while it will make it easier.

You are only holding yourself back.

Ok, I was gonna say. Yeah... left is a hottie. I can definitely see why you're hung up on her. That's rough dude. I know what it's like though to be friend-zoned. I wanted to be with my female best friend for years... always had the hots for her but she only viewed me as an "older brother"... so yeah.. it never happened.. eventually I got over it. I will admit though, I still jack off thinking about her. I know it's pathetic, but I really don't care.

you probably wouldn't care about her if she wasn't so attractive. is she actually that fun to be around?

I masturbate to her pretty much every night.

Been in love with her since the day we met and I still hang out with her and text her pretty much daily

And no, she's not into me.

That is literally the blankest stare I've ever seen
Like gone out for lunch, not coming home for dinner
I feel my sense of humanity drained by her soulless stare...

...

Whats with the fuckton of friendzone threads tonight>

I will always love my goddess

yup, so you fell in "love" with her the day you met her ... obviously it's "true love" and not that she's somewhat hot. Stop being a beta cuck and man up. If you got friend zoned the only way out is to alpha bulk up and not give a shit about her anymore. Then she'll come pining away after you.

>moar pics of ginge

You're stupid OP. Some people would cum on her face and act like she's just another trashy cunt. You give her much more value than she probably deserves. Has she saved your life? Did she help build a city? Did she find a cure for cancer? Of course not. She's just another vagina. Move the fuck on or fuck that thing but don't just stare into that for so long for christ's sake. I did once for a girl of almost a year and it was the worst experience of my life. So grow the fuck up.

I do love her

I honestly feel your pain because I went through the same thing. The girl I was into was NEVER into me, so I eventually let her go. Like I said before, I still jerk off thinking about her though, that? I probably always will.

But dude... you gotta let her go. It sucks, and it hurts like a mother fucker, but your best bet is to move on. I know that's easier said than done. I've been there, and it sucks. But dude.. put her behind you.. and move on with your life. You can always still jerk off to her. (I do still with the one I let go). No harm in that.

looks well boobed

yeah, i don't get it. i wish these men ... er boys ... would stop falling head over heels just cuz she's got a pretty face. she's probably as vapid as the rest. i'm sure op is 16 anyway. maybe that explains it.

She's not just another slut. She's smart, outgoing, perfect, and a good person. She's everything.

you'll never get her op, you're just a creep fapping to her pics

How many different times do you estimate you have sniffed her used panties?

oh god ... you drank the spiked kook-aid didn't you. fuck, if she's that perfect, i hope she stays away from your faggot beta cuck ass. if she's so perfect, she needs a real man.

She's not just another slut, but you're just another cuck faggot.

Gonna need a pick if you OP to accurately give you some advice on this topic.

Not sure why most of the people in this thread are giving OP such a hard time. I've been in his shoes, it's not easy to move past a girl you really love. Esp if it's an ex that has ripped your heart out and or a girl that you really are into but shes put you in the friendzone forever. It sucks... I feel bad for OP.

why don't you just give us her kik or snap ... and i'll "accidentally" send her a pic of my abs and 9" cock and see what she wants to do with it.

>I jerk off to her every night
>that means I love her

And I'm in love with Riley Reid. You faggots can be pretty pathetic.

She looks like she just came from the slut factory

Really though she's generic as hell. How smart is she? Does she know quantum physics? Does she know how to resolve current political crisis? I don't even think she's smart enough to use a computer. And most women are outgoing anyways. How is she a good person? We don't even know that.

op show us a pic of you so we know of you have a chance

the problem is that he's not in love with her. he's infatuated with her. there's a huge difference. and it's not an ex situation. all those buckets of wasted tears and jizz could have been put towards working out and developing a sharper mind.

do it

Do it faggot

she's a Los Angeles porn star 9/10. But 7.5/10 at best in the real world. I'm sure OP is 5/10 on a good day.

OP thinks that love and lust are the same thing.

In all these years he could have:

-Done something better with his life
-Achieve a quick fuck with her
-Realize she's not such a big deal
-Move on
-Find another better girl
-Have either a sex slave or a new family

>I love her with my life

try loving her with your dick instead

Why don't you just tell her that you want that pussy really bad?
There's nothing to lose.

KEK! >with my life.
Then I guess your life is over

>I meant left
Can't tell left from right...is 9

top tip for getting over your crush:

1. eat eggs. like a alot of it.
2. wait until your tummy start to rumble.
3. Noe search here up on facebook or any other sosialmedia, find a picture you like, where she looks specialy cute.
4. Now, start farting, fart as much and hard as you can, and make sure to realy sniff up that egg fart.
5. congrats, now, nextime you se here, you will assosiate here whit smellyeggfarts. chrush is over.

done this sevral times, always works.

Why waste your time with this unrequited love? Work on yourself so you can bag a bitch who looks better than her and who will love you back.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is a monumental waste of time. Think about that for a second. You're loving somebody who thinks you're not worthy of being her mate. She thinks way less of you than you think of her.

Get the fuck over it and move on with your life. It's too short to waste time on people who don't love you the same way you love them. I'm 35 y/o oldfag and I wish someone told me this when I was younger.

EXACTLY. for the rest reading .. this is why we're giving him a hard time. it's cuz he's a pussy and needs to realize it.

the moment you give women "the power" to control you ... you lost.

did she get a dui?

Solid advice right here.

Top kek. What a faggot nigger

>try this
>see my crush
>fantasize about smelling her eggy farts

thanks asshole

She's had soooooo many dicks in her.

You are good cuckold material.

summer

he knows his shit

unfortunately, it seems to be wasted breath .. OP is probably off jerking it again. It's too bad cucks don't have the inborn iCloud hacking powers so he could send us her nudes and address.

Stop texting get. See other girls.

She'll either miss the attention and come running, or be grateful you've stopped stalking her.

Either way at least you know.

OP is gone. pussy whipped by /b. let the thread die. hopefully way back in his reptile cuck brain some of the advice in here sticks.

Well said.

she looks like some really poor hillbilly that is unfortunate enough to be good looking, if you're not related i think youll alway be in the friend zone

On a really, really, Really good day.
In the right light.
If you squint.
And have already had a few drinks.