Be Australian

>Be Australian
>Fucking shitty oppressive government.
>Everything fucking sucks here
>Bullied constantly
>Cant even take out my anger on vidya gaems because internet is so fucking slow here
>Fucking hate this place, I want to start a mass shooting
>Can't because Australia has put in place fucking oppressive and draconian gun laws and like fascists limit muh freedom
>Because of this there haven't even been any mass shootings in over 7150 days.

God I wish I lived in America where guns aren't the problem.

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pirateparty.org.au/
pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform
youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI
theguardian.com/global-development/datablog/2013/aug/22/australia-foreign-aid-spending-data
oxfam.org.au/what-we-do/aid-and-development/campaign-for-australian-aid/australias-aid-effort/
nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

What's that?

We all know who really controls australia

My area isn't due for nbn until late 2017. However that may be a good thing as if labor wins the election I might have a chance of getting FTTP instead of FTTN. Compared to liberal where it's only chance of fttn.

2035 cunts

My town is hooked up with NBN
It's fuckin great

in all honesty i would take any politician's promise on the NBN with a grain of salt

Lots of places that get NBN will actually be slower than ADSL ... oz is fucked for internet, and the fucktard Libs want to solidify our bronze-age-speeds for the next several decades.

Who are you voting for, user? I still haven't a clue

True, but at least labor is taking the initiative on the subject where as liberal couldn't give a flying fuck. So that's where my vote will be.

going on Sup Forums should automatically disqualify you from owning a gun or voting.

i guess there are many many reasons to not vote for libs. But in all seriousness fttn can still be useful it just depends on the neighbourhood, i work in telco and still have people that have fttp with 100down 40 up who can't maintain a stable connection

I honestly don't know mate. I'm still pissed that we are a multi-party system masquerading as the fucking US.

I live in Nerang. FiOS doesn't start construction until this time 2017. Fuck knows when its finished. I'll probably get stabbed in a home invasion before its available

pirateparty.org.au/

pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform

For the first few lines I thought you were serious.

Realise you were being ironic and had a little chuckle.

Also an Ausfag here. I don't think the american people should relinquish their guns. There governments shady as fuck.

make your own gun faggot
not that hard

FTTP eliminates that problem though. No copper. Just fibre.

Also, FTTP allows you to get gigabit speeds, but this will be a while until the pricing isn't ridiculous. But yeah FTTP means you are future proof.

Yeah this is fucking absolute horseshit.

Fuck I hate our incompetent leaders.

FTTN is an absolute joke, no doubt we'll have to get telstra out and pay out of our own pockets from node to the premises.

So many reviews of NBN have been shocking. It's so disappointing.

Your town? Why are fucking country towns being hooked up before the cities. What a waste.

at least for now, but fttp like any connection isn't 10/10 every time. And taking into account what telco's can charge for different speeds i doubt you will ever get a gigabit speed at least for a non-business connection

Not true, nbn has speeds up to 100Mbps where adsl2+ has 24max

*Their

You fucking ausfags are so stupid.

With the huge increase of young people registered this year plus the medicare cuts happening, it would take a miracle for the libs to get in.

im on cable getting over 50

>With the huge increase of young people registered this year

Wow you're stupid.

explain

fibre to the node has the potential to be as slow as dial up, fibre to the premises can allow you to get up to 100mbps down (at this current time) if you buy a speed boost from your ISP. HFC has a max estimate of 300mbps down 100 up but i honestly don't have a lot of experience with HFC connections. So while you're both right you're both also kind of wrong

> Gun thread turns into NBN thread
> Australians literally don't even care about guns to talk about them in an internet cesspit
> Never been prouder of my fellow Aussie brothers

Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license

Reminder that if you vote Liberal you're a moron.

cable can get around 100 down if you have bought a speed boost but the problem with cable is that it's up is almost always capped about 2mbps which is fucking aids

fuck this country im with you

In a town of 13,000
Let the good times rolllll

Would you like mummy to wipe your tears you shitcunt self-entitled angsty faggot?

Fellow Australian here. Protip: kill yourself.

Did you feel tough typing that?

Amerifag here. Does voting matter in Australia or is it the same shit as here where it's a sham and completely rigged?

areas that get approved for NBN are based on a bunch of different variables like traffic, current infrastructure, population etc sometimes businesses or new estates etc can put in special applications to get NBN

To get my P1 license I spent:
>$900 in lesson fees
>$250 to do a driving test with instructor
>$30 to sit the hazard perception test
>$130 to get my actual license

Sorry for turning it into a nbn thread but my blood fucking boils at this sorry piece of shit of Internet we have. Fuck the dumb cunts that let liberal win.

more often than not it's a sham, our cronys just aren't as bad as yours thankfully

Hey mate, you could always throw your boomerang at people, cheer up

I do actually ;^)

To get my P1 license I:
>Did about 15 hours driving and faked the rest

That's just the money man. I'm talking about the time spent as well, and just how much of a cunt it is to get around to doing
Dont be sorry, im keking my ass off about it. Its good stuff, and I'm also pissed off that over 3 years only around 20% of Australia has gotten what it was promised. Thanks Turnbull you cunt

I heard it's 120 hours of driving in QLD
75 here in Australia

South Australia, sorry*

youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI

It was 120 in NSW like 7 years ago when I did mine

What did you say about Australia you little shit? OK. Here I come?


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*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*


*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
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pssh... nothing personal kid...

I lived 2km away from school and I'd drive to school and record it as 20 minute drives

It does matter, but independents get Being difficult about gay marriage
> Australia not needing Internet (Bill Shorten made some vague statement otherwise yesterday, but he'll get BTFO from Murdoch)
>Cigarettes and alcohol need more taxing
>Casinos are important
>All other nightlife isn't
>pic used to be related

yeah but 100 down 40 up is shit. i dont think i can deal another 4 years of it

120 in Melbourne, 100 in QLD.

It's not a huge increase relative to the numbers of eligible voters in previous years.

It's roughly the same level of increase you'll see every 4 years. We haven't had a baby boom in decades.

The only demographic that would have an unusual burst in constituents would be filthy fucking immigrants.

#FreeIvan #Trump2016 #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain

We wouldn't be in this mess if Tony faggot and Malcolm cunt rash stuck with rudds original nbn plan.

>be American
>wake up
>get shot
>pat the cat
>get shot
>somehow survive being shot and get shot
>have breakfast
>get shot
>take a shower
>get shot
>stumble out the shower door
>get shot
>get dressed and make it to the table in time for bacon and eggs
>get shot
>bleeding profusely all over my bacon and eggs
>get shot
>finish coffee and walk out the door into the morning sunshine
>get shot
>say a howdy good morning to neighbor
>get shot
>he gets shot
>shots ring out everywhere
>typical day in america
>get the bus just in time
>sit up the back of the bus
>get shot

Whichever party you put as #1 also gets greater funding. And parties can see where their votes trickle down from.
We do not have first past the post voting like the US. So if you vote for a single-issue party they might not get in but then their vote trickles down to major party A who see that and go "ok we got 5% of our votes from people voting for buttfucker's united party, we better implement policies that favour buttfuckers."

The buttfuckers united party would also receive greater funding because they were your #1 choice.

Politics and politicians in Australia are fucked, we could get rid of all the fuckheads and be better off

Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license


Yeah, fucking this so fucking much. You would filter all the fucking stupid degenerates.

You also have more violent crime per capita than thever USA.

[citation needed]

You'll still be bottlenecked by the other shit Australian infrastructure.

Still is last I checked, also including 30 hours night driving or some shit.

>live away from family
>nobody I know has a licence
>if I want to get hours I have to pay for lessons
>poor uni student
I am definitely just going to fake my hours but I still need enough that I could actually pass the test and feel comfy driving.

HANG YOURSELF

I have to sit here and wait for a 3mb picture of a milf with the best tits to load before I can start jacking off.

I want my nbn now God damn it.

test is fucking easy, just go to a new test area with small blocks of land and less complicated roads

Oh my, you have not seen how shit the fixed wireless is, have you?

>it would take a miracle for the libs to get in.
Don't be so sure of that, there's a literal shit-ton of people dumb enough in Aus to believe the libs lies and scare campaigns, and a shit-ton more who don't understand where their preferences go/how to vote properly.

I don't like the fact that the libs are sending out millions to foreign aid when Australia is getting its shit kicked in

>be me
>do test in tiny home town
>do it in big ute i've never driven before
>has the pull out horizontal type of hand brake
>forget about it and do half the test with it on
>have no idea what is wrong, gears feel weird, freaking out
>turn it off after doing first park
>somehow pass
>don't become decent driver you would be comfortable having on the road for another 2 years

It doesn't matter because if the CIA doesn't like who our prime minister is they get rid of them.

They've done it once and admitted to it. Along with another occassion but they denied it, one of the times was because our prime minister was a filthy commie so I don't really care. CIA did us a solid.

Also I think the americans had a hand in the whole labour leadership juggling over the last few years. Some of the labors policies were not anti-american but were against the interests of america.

Malcolm turnbull has committed hundreds of billions to the ADF with billions going to Americans for the f-35. There's no way americans would let malcolm lose.

I somewhat agree, but millions is peanuts in the budget game, when it gets to billions its something to worry about.
Also we're a very isolated country, it pays to keep our neighbours happy

Maybe it's because I love in the inner suburbs, but am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with out Internet? I must admit I'm not that much of a gamer and I only use Internet for blogging, YouTube and porn. I've just never really had an issue with internet speed.

I just looked it up... 5.3 billion a year, that is fucked

citation please

I would be better, user. I truly would.

Do any Aussiefags know of a way I can get my hours up? Been on my L's for 4 years now and can't get 120 hours done because I don't have any family that can give me lessons. Frustrating as fuck too because I've missed out on some great job opportunities for not having a lisence.

how good is your internet for YouTube, like can you run 1080p without buffering

How many hours have you done?

lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015.

So we must obviously be paying fuckloads more than that.

I can and I've never been happier

theguardian.com/global-development/datablog/2013/aug/22/australia-foreign-aid-spending-data

and

oxfam.org.au/what-we-do/aid-and-development/campaign-for-australian-aid/australias-aid-effort/

Pretty much. Netflix and other streaming is fine too.

Like fucking 10. My best bet is to wait until next year until I turn 21.

do you have facebook? If so look at some of the buy sell swap pages for your local suburbs or town and see if there is anyone willing to give you 'lessons' and either offer to give petrol money or agree on a price like 15 bucks for the hour. Seen people try it out and a lot of people are willing to do it.

>lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015.
I'm assuming that figure is a sum savings from cuts over a series of years? I can't find anything to support that

You hit copper somewhere along the way user. The entire country needs to be fibre before we get in the top 10's for speed, ANY length of copper will bottleneck the entire system

Any cunts from Melbourne know any mdma dealers? my dealer got arrested and I need a constant supply

YOU STILL CAN DO THE SHITPOST M8

I got da ACT hookups breh

nah not going to ACT for it, also do you take or just got hook ups?

Yeah my bad, it was calculated over a number of years.

Yeah, everyone knows their government is bullshit yet none of the gun toting rednecks ever get enough numbers to do anything about it.

Besides, you think that their government is going to allow a civil uprising? lol they let them keep their guns because they know they're either too weak or stupid to fight properly.

Better fly over here quick before they change the laws. Maybe burn down a church?

...

nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate

Oh look. He's wrong.

>Implying slow

fucking braindead comment m8, you're dangerously close to full retard like OP

cable here mutha fuckas and not a problem

killin it, like a mad muslim in an Orlando fag club

*yawn* conspiracy theory guy here