This guy walks into the club and shoots your boyfriend

>This guy walks into the club and shoots your boyfriend

>what do you do?

use you as a human sheild

blame the christian right

fuck him in the ass

Ask for stricter gun laws

argue about gun laws on Sup Forums

Kek hard at that hair transplant and remember i'm not gay and leave the club

Vigorously masturbate into my own hand...throw cum at him

Also get shot

Shoot him in his dumb sandnigger face 16 times.

Take the gun from his hand and shove it up my ass

Let the guy go and blame guns

>what is the real "common factor" in all mass shootings?

They weren't all white
They weren't all black
They weren't all asian
They weren't all muslim
......
But, they DID ALL USE GUNS.

Ask him to do shots.

First thing I do is remember that im a sage. The next thing I do is report op to the feds because hes a faggot

Dance the night away

Ask the shooter out on a date.

thank him for removing another faggot from the world because I'm not gay, don't have a boyfriend

Wonder how the fuck i got a boyfriend in the first place.

do a 360 and walk away

Can we blame this on the Mexicans.. I mean he does look a little like a Mexican tho.. i believe all crime is Mexico's fault.. 911.. niggers doing almost all crime is all blamed on Mexicans lets send them back and keep niggers/sand niggers.